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6643660 No.6643660 [Reply] [Original]

I have far too much time on my hands.
Just today I caught myself thinking: "I wonder how Saber would react to Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

>> No.6643663

I believe there's already copypasta regarding similar subject matter.

>> No.6643668

Bitch would never stop quoting it.

Shirou would use a command seal just to make her shut up.

>> No.6643679
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6643679

>>6643663
My apologies. I',m not what you would call a /jp/ regular. As matter of fact, despite being on 4chan for years, this is probably my 3rd time here.
But I know Visual Novels fall under you guys.

>> No.6643689

>>6643668
"HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!"
... Yeah, it was pretty much like that.

>> No.6643693

>>6643663
Oh, by the way. Would you, or another anon, mind sharing this copypasta?

>> No.6643698

Someone post that Monty Python-like sketch.

"Our king does not smuggle coconuts in his shirt" and whatnot.

>> No.6644888

>>6643698
>>6643693
No one has these?

>> No.6644918

>>6643679
Oh how I love that comic.

>> No.6644928
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6644928

I wanted someone to ask her during Type-Moon's April Fools thing, but nobody did.

>> No.6645077

Well I just got back from work so lets see...
>>6644928
>Type-Moon's April Fools thing,
What was this?
>>6644888
I'd like to see them as well

>> No.6645108

>>6644888
I'd post it, but I don't have it on this computer.

>> No.6645111
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6645111

In any great adventure, if you don't want to lose
Victory depends upon the people that you choose
So listen, Saber, darling, closely to this news
You won't succeed on 4chan if you don't have weeaboos.

>> No.6645120

Captain: Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: What was that?
Soldier 1: Our king is a woman, sir.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that.
Captain: He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
Soldier 1: Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that's definitely a woman.
Soldier 3: Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
Soldier 2: Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
Captain: His chest! Look! Our king's dauntless figure has not changed since he-
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
Soldier 3: So our king is a woman.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 1: I'm so glad that I'm not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
Captain: Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
Soldier 1: She, Sir!
Captain: I've had enough out of you!
Soldier 1: With all due respect, Captain, you're a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 3: I wouldn't mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
Captain: ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
Saber: Is there a problem, Captain?
Captain: Your majesty, I-
Soldier 1: Your majesty, you're a woman, right?
Saber: Gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
Soldier 3: She's a hermaphrodite?

>> No.6645121 [DELETED] 

Captain: Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: What was that?
Soldier 1: Our king is a woman, sir.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that.
Captain: He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
Soldier 1: Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that's definitely a woman.
Soldier 3: Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
Soldier 2: Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
Captain: His chest! Look! Our king's dauntless figure has not changed since he-
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
Soldier 3: So our king is a woman.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 1: I'm so glad that I'm not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
Captain: Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
Soldier 1: She, Sir!
Captain: I've had enough out of you!
Soldier 1: With all due respect, Captain, you're a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 3: I wouldn't mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
Captain: ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
Saber: Is there a problem, Captain?
Captain: Your majesty, I-
Soldier 1: Your majesty, you're a woman, right?
Saber: Gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
Soldier 3: She's a hermaphrodite?

>> No.6645151

>>6645120
I've seen pictures to accompany this, I KNOW I have.
But at the time I had no idea it was about Fate/Stay Night and hadn't played it yet, so I didn't save it.

>> No.6645166
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>>6645151

>> No.6645176

>>6645166
HAHA! I was right! Thanks.
Now do you have the copypasta that everyone was talking about?

>> No.6645181

>>6645166
This is pretty funny.

>> No.6645183

>>6645176
>>6645120

>> No.6645219

>>6645183
Not that one, the one >>6643663 was referring to.

>> No.6645254
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6645254

I... I don't understand this. Could someone explain to me what the hell this is?

>> No.6645365

curiosity bump

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