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6636202 No.6636202 [Reply] [Original]

There is no such thing as a primary Toho fan. If you actually liked bullet hell gameplay you wouldn't be playing Toho.

>> No.6636209

ur a buttmad secondary fag
deal w/ it nerd

>> No.6636214

Fuck your shit, I'ma go play Touhou.
Then Giga Wing.
Then Ketsui
Then Gunbird
Fucking Secondary.

>> No.6636219

secondary here. i only play touhou for the little girls.

>> No.6636217

I played shoot 'em up games that weren't bullet hell before Touhou.

>> No.6636224

of course op you only play mature, realistic, and refined shootemups such as ██████████

>> No.6636226
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Soon to describe everyone in this thread

>> No.6636234
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>> No.6636236

moot should make it so /v/ posters get blocked from every board except /a/, /v/ and /b/

>> No.6636237
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>>6636202
but i like the music. only autistic people would play stg for the gameplay

>> No.6636240
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6636240

Oh yeah, OP?

>> No.6636242

>>6636236
But /v/ posters only play first person shooters, they wouldn't know anything about other types.

>> No.6636247

>>6636237
Liking touhou music is far more autistic than liking touhou gameplay.

Porn is the only unautistic way to enjoy touhou

>> No.6636248

>>6636224
I laughed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.

>> No.6636250

>>6636237 only autistic people would play stg for the gameplay
STG's are fast-paced action games, how is that autistic? If anything, wouldn't an autistic gamer prefer box-pushing puzzle games like Sokoban, or number-crunching RPG's like Pokemon?

>> No.6636254
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Non-touhou shooters become more like Touhou with every release

>> No.6636260

name one STG from the last 10 years that isn't Touhou.

>> No.6636263

I'd play them but I lost the link to the mame emulator and rom set that has a bunch of scrolling shooters.

>> No.6636267

>>6636260
Seihou

>> No.6636270
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>>6636260
Space Impact 2 on a Nokia from 2002

>> No.6636272

Usually when I'm not playing Touhou, I play horizontal shooters.

>> No.6636274

>>6636254
It reminds me of when Eminem said "Vanilla Ice don't like me, he said some shit in Vibe to spite me, then went and dyed his hair just like me."

Isn't it funny how Touhou-bashers' favorite shmups are all the ones that most resemble Touhou? W.T. Shmups (the figurehead of Touhou hate in /v/) even admits to liking Samidare.

>> No.6636278

>>6636260
Dodonpachi Daijoubu.

Or Daioujou, but I call it Daijoubu because daijoubu is what you're thinking when you die for the twenty gazillionth time.

>> No.6636287

>>6636278
Doesn't Daioujou mean peaceful death, anyway?

>> No.6636294

>>6636240

Wow I have to totally agree with this about "hard" games in general. Touhou is one of the few games that is hard and I'm unlikely to 1CC in most cases, but it still feels fair. Too many "Hard" games just have clumsy controls, and "Skilled" players are just those with more patience for bad programming.

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>>6636224
You talking about Battle Garegga I assume

fucking masterpiece

>> No.6636299

bullshit. My first shooter was one of those SNES side scrolling shooters, Super R-Type or U.N. Squadron. I forgot which one. I just know I played those like mad as a young child.

Touhou just revived my interest in those games.

>> No.6636303

>>6636294

>DoDonPachi
>bad programming

LOL also, DDP is easily the most fairly programmed game in the entire genre.

>> No.6636304

>>6636240
post original Reimu image plz

>> No.6636309
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>>6636270
Oh, shit, Space Impact. Why is it so hard to find pictures of the original Space Impact?

Why did I suck so much at Space Impact?

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Buttmad Touhou fags

>> No.6636317

>>6636303
It's a troll image.

>> No.6636320

>>6636294

Do you really think games that arcade operators (and hobbyists) pay up to 200k for on release are programmed badly?

>> No.6636323

>>6636202
I liked the free ones that you can find on the internet, and my first real one was starfox 64. I'm really sad that my computer can handle vindictus with all low graphics, but then it can't make Master Burner Climax go more than 9fps.

>> No.6636327

>>6636260
Shikigami no Shiro 2 and 3?

>> No.6636333

>>6636260
>Fixed
> name one STG from the last 10 years that isn't Gunbird.

>> No.6636334

>>6636309
great game

>> No.6636335
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I think my first STG was one called "Firetracker" on the Acorn BBC Micro.

I'm fucking oldschool.

>> No.6636336

>>6636294
Yeah, I know what you mean, but Cave's games are HARD AS FUCK and still 100% fair.

I agree with him about Psikyo (which I assume is what was meant by Kikyo) and Gradius though. Yeah, Gradius. Gradius gets away with a lot of shit because it's old, but if it came out today, I bet a lot of STG fans would be slamming it with "fake difficulty."

>> No.6636337

Has anyone played those horizontal Touhou games made by cave

>> No.6636345

>>6636278
そんなドンパチで大丈夫か？

>> No.6636344
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>>6636240
>He can't even get the technical bonuses

>> No.6636354

>>6636335
Brofist.
Bitches don't know 'bout my Commodore Vic-20 though.
Pretty sure the Acorn got the STG's first.

>> No.6636358

>>6636337
You mean Desusumairuzu?

>> No.6636363
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>>6636240
>fake difficulty PSIKYO

?

>> No.6636364

>>6636354

We only had a B/W(read: GREEN) monitor though, was always pissed about how much cooler it looked on the box.

At the same time some games like Ravenskull looked hideous in colour, but kind of neat in a gameboyish way in green.

>> No.6636365

>>6636345
大丈夫だ
問題ない

>> No.6636377

>>6636364
Mine hooked up to the livingroom color TV.
Shit was so cash.

>> No.6636383
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Touhou fags always trying to steal my credit

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>> No.6636424
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only shit games ITT. check out my pic, god tier freeware shmup

>> No.6636434

>>6636294

Definitely this, some people tout games like Musishime as harder (which to them = better) but it's really just artificially difficult, when 90% of the screen is covered with the clones of purple danmaku usually spaced so that you can't actually see the gaps in between them without camping out near a corner or some other cheap way of getting by it.

They don't encourage you to actively do wild and weird things to survive, it's more of just enter clouds of danmaku that are designed to be difficult to differentiate with the eye and hope you survive because you can hardly see what you're fucking doing. Granted SA had some of that as well, but that's usually not the way Touhou rolls.

>> No.6636483

I'm a secondary, I'll admit it. I like the backstory and the characters and the music and stuff, and that's what got me into Touhou.
I HAVE played EoSD twice, first on normal (I died on Meiling) and then on easy (died on Cirno, wtf).
So, since I suck shmups, I'm perfectly happy being a secondary.

>> No.6636505

>>6636483
You're probably retarded as well. Meiling on normal? The game doesn't even start on normal until you begin Stage 4. I started on EoSD just as you did and could clear up that at least without dying. Past that point I just had to learn.

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>>6636396
Brofist.

>> No.6636535

>>6636434
You should play Ketsui.
It's fun.
It's fair.
It has nice creative patterns.
It has scoring that's intuitive and fun instead of awful like a lot of other danmaku games.

It's basically the best.

>> No.6636554

does tyrian count as a stg

>> No.6636570

>>6636554
Not sure what else you could call it.

>> No.6636651

My first STG's were Space Invaders on an old Apple ][, Space War (does that even count?) on that same Apple, and later Aerial Assault on Game Gear and Galaga in the arcades.

Space War, Galaga, and Sinistar are great games that need Touhou remakes.

>> No.6636659

>>6636651
BEWARE, I LIVE
fuckfuckfuckfuck

>> No.6636660

>>6636554
OELSTG aka SHIT

>> No.6636665

>>6636651
who would be sinistar?

>> No.6636670

>>6636665
Bitches don't know 'bout my American Arcade Golden Age
RUN, COWARD

>> No.6636669

>>6636660
>OELSTG
I propose everyone who uses "OEL" from now on gets fucking raped by pigs

>> No.6636689
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>>6636665
I LIVE

>> No.6636692

>>6636669
What does it mean?

>> No.6636697

>>6636692
Motherfucking facepalm.
Original English Language.

>> No.6636723

What's up? HELL yes.

>> No.6636744

>>6636697
Why the HELL would I know that

>> No.6636761

>>6636689

I HUNGER, COWARD.

>> No.6636767

>>6636744
Gee, I don't know, maybe the massive amount of discussion about OELVNs that have shown up on /jp/ over the years.

>> No.6636773

>>6636670
I think he means "in a Touhou version of Sinistar, what would Sinistar be?"

I think Suika.

Imagine lots of little Suikas building a giant Suika that then tries to eat you.

>> No.6636785

>>6636744
You obviously don't have enough autism.

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>>6636767
I haven't seen one and I've read every single thread ever posted on /jp/ and have them archived on my server

>> No.6636787

>>6636773
Oh, come on. Yuyuko is the obvious choice. All the workers would be little Youmus.

>> No.6636800

>>6636787
But then how do they build Yuyuko?

And what would they build her out of?

And why would there be lots of little Yuyukos? It makes more sense for the workers to be generic ghosts like in the PC-98 games.

>> No.6636807

>>6636800
Yuyuko is built out of little myons. Youmu is built out of little Youmus. Big myon is just there.

>> No.6636812

>>6636767
What the HELL is OELVN?

>> No.6636816

The only things /jp/ ever says about OELVNs are

wwwww
laughingwhores.jpg
get out ks devs

>> No.6636824

Oh wait, I misread, it said "the workers are little Youmus."

How about they're all little Cirnos, Tewis, Rumias, and Chens who mine sake out of floating rocks and use the sake to create a giant Suika?

>> No.6636825

>>6636800
They don't really "build" her, they just feed her morsels until she gets to a size that can eat you.

>> No.6636831

>>6636825
Katamari Yuyuko?

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