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6632870 No.6632870 [Reply] [Original]

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS DOG

>> No.6632880

Woah, that's 4 hoops

>> No.6632881

Okay.

>> No.6632886
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6632886

LOOK AT THIS HAG

>> No.6632893

how the fuck did he do that?

>> No.6632894
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6632894

Your dog is smalltime, look at my dog.

>> No.6632908

Best thread on /jp/.

>> No.6632924
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6632924

But can that dog fly through hyperspace?

I think not.

>> No.6633030
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>>6632894

Your dogs a bitch.

Check out what my dogs can do.

>> No.6633031
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6633031

HOOPDOG!!

>> No.6633051
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6633051

LOOK AT MY DOG!!

MY DOG IS AMAZING!!

>> No.6633057

what is suika doing?

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>> No.6633296

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Japanese Spaghetti Bird" bullshit that's going on in the /jp/ system right now. Hoop Dogs deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Hoop Dog in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even have my Hoop Dog jump through 27 rings.

Japanese breeders spend years working on a single Hoop Dog and train it up to a million times to produce the finest canines known to mankind.

Hoop Dogs are thrice as handsome as Japanese Spaghetti Birds and thrice as talented for that matter too. Anything a Japanese bird can cook, a Hoop Dog can cook through better. I'm pretty sure a Hoop Dog could easily cook a full 7 course meal with a simple Dutch Oven.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined dogs and their hoops of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the dogs with the hoops first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Hoop Dogs are simply the best meme that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the /jp/ system. Here is the stat block I propose for Hoop Dogs:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the Hoop Dog talent in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Hoop Dogs need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

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