/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

A couple years ago it was snowing, cold, and there wasn't anything to do. I decided to go to the local Walmart and buy a phone cord, balloons, a small sport bra, and a long-sleeved black leotard. I returned back home, waited until 3:00 am, and took all of the items I purchased into my bathroom. I first filled two balloons with water - making sure that no air bubbles were inside. I then took the phone cord out of its packaging, tied one end of it to my penis, and I pulled the cord and tied it to ensure it wouldn't bulge. I put the sport bra on and inserted the water-filled balloons. I finally put the leotard on. I then waited until 4:12 am and put my trousers, shoes, long coat, and ski-mask on. I left my house and walked about 3 streets away and entered inside of this abandoned garage. I took my coat and trousers off and placed them in the corner of the garage. I then left the garage and walked an additional two streets away. The balloons were bouncing and jiggling like real boobs! I felt really brave and walked on the sidewalk of one of the main streets. There was silence on this main street. Suddenly, I hear a car's horn and someone shouting "Whooo!" as they passed by.....

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

I tried this once more - this time it was Halloween night and I decided on going the opposite direction. I came across this alleyway, and proceeded to go down it. At the end of the alleyway there was a crossroad section and there was this black guy crossing the street. He seen me and said "I like your costume", "You fine as a mother", and "come here"! I ran away from there and went by this apartment complex. There was some kind of party going on I guess at that time and some of the people there saw me. This girl yells "What the hell?" and draws attention to me. This guy whistled and said "Yo, crazy bitch, wanna come drink with us?" I ran down the street approximately two blocks. The guy that I previously ran away from near the crossroads found me again. He shouted "Come on, don't run." "Come here......

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

y first reaction was to run, but I stopped running after they were no longer in my sight. I continued to walk on the sidewalk of the main street. I saw an elderly man sitting on the bus stop bench. I hesitated to go near him, but then proceeded towards him. As I approached closer, he said to me "aren't you cold, honey?", but I didn't reply - I just walked casually past him. I turned the corner and decided to walk past him again. This time, walking close enough for him to touch me. I guess I wanted him to see my tits bounce and for him to see my butt closer. As I walked by him the second time, he slapped my butt really hard and said "that's what happens to little sluts". It startled me a bit, so I ran. I don't know if it was the rush of that happening, or the chilly cold weather that made the pain of his hard, cold hand feel good. I then wanted to end this adventure so I headed back to the abandoned garage. On the way back, there was a garbage truck and the driver honked the horn and shouted "hey baby, need a ride?". I didn't pay him any attention as I was too determined to go home. I then ran the rest of the way to the abandoned garage and put my clothes back on there. I returned home at 5:46 am and took those items off and threw them in the garbage. That night was one of my most "interesting" nights.....

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

So I ran away and lost him. As I was running, I noticed four women walking in the distance. I had to pass them in order to get back to my house. I crossed the street to stay out of their sight. The escape route was not effective enough because I suddenly heard laughter and seen a snowball splatter on the side of this building. I ran as fast as I could to get away from their sight. I seen a car's headlights gleam in the distance, but I was fatigued from the accumulation of running, so I didn't run. As the car approached, it's speed decreased. The people in the car were taking pictures of me with their phone. They passed me, but then the car reversed and the passengers continued to take pictures. I guess that excited me, because I climaxed (came) right there. It was the best one that I had ever had. nonetheless, I was about 4 blocks away from the abandoned garage. Which meant my adventure was almost done. I ran as quickly as I could to it - ensuring that noone else had seen me. I then took off the leotard, threw the water balloons in the woods, unwrapped the phone cord, and put on all of my clothes. I took the items and threw them away and made a promise to myself never to do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6624166
You actually went outside? Are you sick or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Go on

[Anonymous No.]

Sugoi monogatari, Onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6624206
Arc is black so he's a normalfag by default. In fact it's impossible for Arc to be anything but a normalfag.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6624206

Classic. One guy lies about having sex and he's a cool dude for doing normal fag stuff. I do something minor like going outside and catch flak for it.

[Anonymous No.]

moar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6624262
>implying you don't go outside for the sole purpose of selling drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>6624262
but that's not your story, Arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>6624262
To be fair, that guy can go fuck himself too. I don't discriminate between normalfaggotry, Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.google.ca/search?q=%22A+couple+years+ago+it+was+snowing%2C+cold%22&ie=utf-8&oe=ut
f-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

For a second I thought this was actually real deal stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6624262
>tripcode
found your problem

[Anonymous No.]

I think I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say, cool story bro.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6624296

I can tell that you're impressed by his normalfaggotry.

Now it's time for me to go cut my wrists because /jp/ won't think I'm cool until I have tons of sex.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6624262

But Arc... your story doesn't quite check out.

Especially not since you're the underworld queen and stuff.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6624353

You're absolutely right. It is copypasta.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6624362

Your own stories are better.

Do you still use Len... you know... "recreationally"?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6624434

Don't tell me I've set a bar. And yes, frequently as of late.