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How serious are you about your love for your 2D waifu? Do you truly think about her all day and have parties with pictures of her, or do you just say it to fit in?

>> No.6622561

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6622565

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.
Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.

>> No.6622571

>>6622561
For once in my life I agree with you. This is shrinemaiden material.

>> No.6622580

I'm not as serious as I used to be. I don't want to go back to my hikki way of thinking and I really believe that's part of it.

>> No.6622584
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>>6622571
There is a lot more.

>> No.6622594

>>6622584
What's the story behind this picture?

>> No.6622606

>>6622571
Shrinemaiden guy, I've seen you agree for once in your life several times now. Quit using that phrase.

>> No.6622607

>>6622594
It's quality control girl.

>> No.6622608

>>6622580
How serious were you, and how serious are you now? What was your "hikki way of thinking"?

Anyways, it's too bad I don't see many waifu worship-IRL threads anymore. They used to be frequent on old /jp/. It was cute when people celebrated their birthdays with their waifus!

>> No.6622609

>>6622606
Are you still deluding yourself into thinking that only one person knows what Shrinemaiden is?

>> No.6622619

>>6622609
How could people not know what it is when you mention it constantly, Shrinemaiden guy? You're the only person that cares about it.

>> No.6622623

>>6622608
Can you stick to talking about Touhou? I enjoy discussing Touhou with you, but all this other stuff is tiresome.

>> No.6622626

I've never had a waifu, but there was one anime girl I cared about a lot. It was really messed up how much I liked her. I'm really bad with words, so I can't describe it very well.

>> No.6622630

Not very serious. I don't ever imagine myself going on dates or talking with her or whatever. She's little more than one character out of hundreds that drift in an out of my focus, which shifts a lot depending on what I'm seeing posted around, if I happen to be looking through some old doujins etc.

I mean one week I could totally be all over Sakuya, and then another week (or a few days) I'd be all about Flandre, or another week if I saw a bunch of good art or read a good doujin, I'd even think about Touhous I normally don't like, for example I fapped so damn hard to Marisa during the few days that Super Marisa World was new/popular around here, and pretty much haven't cared for her at all since then.

>> No.6622640

>>6622630
Slut.

>> No.6622652
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6622652

>>6622608
Only masturbated to my waifu and pretended she was actually real and in the room. We'd watch anime, play games and she'd watch me smoke weed.

Good girls don't do drugs.

Now it's just pretty much only masturbation.

Nothing is worse than being so afraid of people that you literally run home from the college.

>> No.6622655

I have a very firm idea of how she acts and get pissed when people write stories about Not-Her that share her name. That's about it.

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6622659

>How serious are you about your love for your 2D waifu?

Pretty serious, I guess. I tell people I'm in a relationship if the subject comes up and I talk to her when I'm alone.

>Do you truly think about her all day and have parties with pictures of her

Not all day, no. I don't think about anything when I'm playing games or doing work. Other than that, she crosses my mind pretty often. I wouldn't say I have parties with pictures of her, but I eat dinner with her figure sometimes.

I also take retarded pictures of our daily lives together.

>> No.6622670

I still think about her every day. I like to imagine how we'd meet up, how we'd start to get to know each other, how we'd start to fall for each other, how we'd help each other with our problems, and all the way to marriage and living a happy life, with me working to provide for mai waifu and our child.

But that's just my wild imagination at work.

>> No.6622672

Why are people replying to this thread? Fuck you all.

>> No.6622674

>>6622659
Perfect meal right there

>> No.6622677
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6622677

>>6622640

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>>6622652
>Nothing is worse than being so afraid of people that you literally run home from the college.
I know that feel.

>> No.6622683

i think about her a lot; it's like her spirit is with me, watching over me. when it's cold and miserable outside, her love keeps me warm. when i feel depressed, she gives me hope.

i've never done parties or anything but i do try to kiss her goodnight every night.

>> No.6622681

>>6622672
Why are you replying to this thread? Hide it and move on.

>> No.6622692

>>6622684
I'd say I know that feel, but I wasn't scared of people so much as scared of the horrific pileup of mistakes I made. And people. But mostly the mistakes.

>> No.6622693

>>6622652

It's okay, you'll always have a home here.

>> No.6622699

>>6622681
No! This shit shouldn't be here and I'll complain.

>> No.6622701

I've never had a waifu and I never will. I would never be that far gone.

>> No.6622702
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>> No.6622703

>>6622699
Whatever Shrinemaiden guy. Rage on.

>> No.6622706

>>6622699
Waifu threads have always been a part of /jp/ (albeit not as largely as they are on /a/, nor to the same degree of fanaticism as you see there), stop trying to decide by yourself what does and does not belong here.

>> No.6622707

>>6622703
I'm sorry but you are mistaking me to someone else.

>> No.6622708

>>6622706
Stop arguing with yourself.

>> No.6622713

>>6622706
>(albeit not as largely as they are on /a/, nor to the same degree of fanaticism as you see there)
I'll use your own post as a reply.

>> No.6622724

>>6622713
That's just lazy.

>> No.6622745

>>6622724
We're all lazy here.

>> No.6622764
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6622764

She is my only light in a cold and miserable existance. Sometimes I feel like she's the only thing keeping me from offing myself.

pic related

>> No.6622817

>>6622764
>You realise you will never be the father of a girl as curious or awe-inspiring as Yotsuba.

>> No.6622822
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I use my love to her only as replacement for real love.
I imagine that I live with her as a part of her world.
But I don't really wish her to be real.
Because if she would be real she wouldn't like me anyways.If she doesn't exist she can't break my heart.That's why a part of me will always live with her in my imaginations in which I am perfect for her.This doesn't necessarily means that I'm her husband or her lover.In my imaginations I'm her most loyal pet.And unlike real women she will always reward my loyality and praise me for being a good boy

>> No.6622830
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6622830

I have mental conversations with her almost everyday and keep pictures of her on my phone to look at when I'm away from my PC.

Fairly serious I suppose.

>> No.6622835

>>6622817
> father
We're talking 'bout waifus here.

>> No.6622919

Plato was right.

>> No.6622931

>>6622835 disturbs me

>> No.6622933
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6622933

It's like a second world,
i imagine myself with my perfect wife, doing things together, hand on hand, seeing her beautiful smile is enough for me, i could sacrifice myself for her, i want to be with her until i die

always together, forever
never angry or sad
happiness is the only things we know.

Perfect, just a perfect life.

But. This is not the real world, i've never felt in love before, my sad face never disappear, because i'm alone, only my broken mirror and me can see my tears

What is love ? Me and my heart don't know.


tl;dr FUCKING RONERY ;____;

>> No.6623242

>>6622713
So you agree then that they should be here, though not as often.

Well, that works for me.

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