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How do you scatfags do it?
Shit's unsanitary and smells and big ones are a nightmare to push out.

But they're still better than diaper fetishists because shit in a diaper will spread to the front side and that's gross

>> No.6619956

sage to death plz

>> No.6619960

Can't explain. It just makes my penis happy, but then again everything makes my penis happy.
What have I become.

>> No.6619977 [SPOILER] 
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You summoned me?
I don't know
Maybe it has something to do with seeing a a girl during one of her most private moments

Real scat is disgusting though

>> No.6619985

I am turned on by a lot of things. Lolis, shotas, yuri, yaoi, cp, tittymonsters and even furry if it's by that one guy. But I am not turned on by this.

>> No.6619991
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>>6619977
Holy fuck does Japan really have toilet like that

>> No.6620001

Which Touhou do you think takes the biggest shits?

it's sanae

>> No.6620003

>>6620001
Reimu

>> No.6620004

>>6619991
Um, almost all the toilets are like that, especially in public washrooms. At houses and hotel rooms it isn't uncommon for them to have a western style toilet with a washlet (washes and dries your ass among other features.

>> No.6620012

I like watersports, but only if its male on female. Any other kind grosses me out

>> No.6620014

I have a mild scat fetish but it only extends to toilet cams. I just find a girl taking a shit kinda hot, im not sure why.

>> No.6620016

>>6620001
In my Touhouverse Touhous do not poop.

>> No.6620017

>But they're still better than diaper fetishists

Most diaper fetish people (about 75% according to /d/) are not into scat, just wet diapers. 99.9% of diaper porn is wet only.

>> No.6620023

A girl taking a poo is kind of funny but I wouldn't say its sexy

>> No.6620033

i dont know why people take 20-30 minutes on the shitter, i can blast out a turd of any size in 2 minutes flat

you people are just lazy

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>this thread

>> No.6620047

>>6620033
Sometimes the only peace I get all day is on the throne

>> No.6620052

>>6620033
I can too. The only problem is cleanup

>> No.6620061
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Sometimes when I'm taking a shit and the turd doesn't come out all the way, I'll reach my hand down and flick it off with my finger

>> No.6620068

>>6620052
The best feeling in the world is taking a huge shit, wiping, and finding the toilet paper totally clean

>> No.6620078

After years of masturbating while taking a shit (so my parents don't walk in), I now get aroused at the smell of shit

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>>6620068

>> No.6620115

>>6620033

Some of us don't wear out our assholes with dozens of dildos

>> No.6620127

>>6620115
When I did anal stuff a lot it was great because I didn't have to wipe as much

>> No.6620223

When misaka shits does it electrify the water?

>> No.6620235

>>Shit's unsanitary

Not any more then any other bodily excretion. Remember that it was once inside your body. The only danger it has when fresh is that it has bacteria that doesn't belong elsewhere in or on your body, and can cause short-lived blooms.
Feces only becomes a health hazard when it's left in a wet place in large quantities, and produces the proper environment for bacteria that are harmful.
This is why it's ok for all the animals in nature to shit everywhere (The feces never builds up to extreme levels), but humans have to design infrastructure for the express purpose of getting rid of it-we live in unnaturally large and unhealthy masses.

>>and big ones are a nightmare to push out.

Either you're trying to push out a turd that isn't ready yet, or your diet is terrible and you're not getting enough fluids. You should never have to strain, it should slide right out via unconscious muscle contractions.

>> No.6620247

>>6620016

Mine poop. It's just that it's vanilla ice cream.

>> No.6620285

the worst is when your shit is so messy that you rub your asshole to the point of bleeding and shit is STILL there

>> No.6620293

>>6620033
>>6620068
Lol'd. A+ thread.

>> No.6620317

Anyone else shit naked?

>> No.6620343

I can only shit after I eat breakfast.

>> No.6620344
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>>6620247

No the ice cream comes out of her tits. Get your facts straight

>> No.6620347

>>6620317
I do sometimes, but one thing i always always have to do is take off my glasses. I cannot shit with my glasses on.

>> No.6620352

>>6620317
I do because I'm afraid of getting piss on my shirt. It's the only shirt I wear

>> No.6620362

>>6620317
Only at home

>> No.6620365

My penis is too small to stuff into the bowel, so when I piss it runs down the toilet and spreads across the floor. I once almost slipped in it and died, which would have been a fitting end to my life

>> No.6620371

>>6620362
I've only shit in a place other than my house once in my whole life. I was in 4th grade and I had the shits really really bad and had to go at school

>> No.6620391

>>6620365
Then a time machine is invented 30 years later

>> No.6620878

I once smelled my wipe

>> No.6620885

>>6620878
I don't know about wiping, but most males will do the ol' scratch and sniff

>> No.6620888

>>6620885
>most
Female spotted. More like all.

>> No.6620895

Stick your finger in your bellybutton then smell your finger

>> No.6621332

I wish americans would clean their asses better. All too often, someone walks by and wafting behind them is the smell of poop. I don't want to sit on any chair those people have been using.

>> No.6621334

>>6620068
I'm gonna have to agree with that.

>> No.6621344

>>6620068
>The best feeling in the world is taking a huge shit
theres your answer

>> No.6621349

/jp/ - Jobby/poo General

>> No.6621350

I can't picutre scat in 3D god it's so fucking disgusting... I can tolerate it in hentai manga where it's colorless... sometimes it's hot.

But when they paint it and it becomes brown... my boner becomes brown too as in IT DISAPPEARS.

>> No.6621352

>>6621350
i thought 12 year olds were asleep at this hour

>> No.6621356
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>>6621352
Nope.

>> No.6621361

>>6621352
If you sleep in Croatia, you get eaten by a Grue. True story.

>> No.6621373

>>6620895
I loved doing that as a kid...


sage for inelegant thread.

>> No.6621376 [DELETED] 

>>6621361
Well, Croatia is located in Vampireland so that's probably true.

>> No.6621382

>>6621361
Actually no...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus we have this guy every year.

>> No.6621383

>>6621361
Well, Croatia is located in Vampireland so that's probably true.

Speaking of vampires, there's Thai vampire that eats shit, using her long proboscis-tongue to probe inside her victims' anus. They also enjoy drinking blood from unborn children, but every vampire in that region loves fetus blood so that's not anything unusual.

Would you allow your vampire wife to prove her love by eating your feces right out of your anus, /jp/?

>> No.6621386

>>6621361
Croatia is the Great Underground Empire?

>> No.6621391

>>6621361
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Companions_of_Saint_Nicholas

I also lived in the Czech Republic so I got the Devil and Angel too.

Also they have this awesome tradition in the Czech Republic where a day before Saint Nicholaus men dress up in traditional clothes and spank females with sticks or some kind of long branches basically anything that can spank.

>> No.6621392

>>6621382
Holy shitfuck, not cool....
Uncle Krampus is a DICK.

>> No.6621395

>>6621383
>Croatia is located in Vampireland
Don't you dare taking away from Romania the one thing that is interesting about it and hasn't to do exclusively with Gypsies

>> No.6621398

>>6621392
>n many parts of Croatia, Krampus is described as a devil, wearing chains around his neck, ankles and wrists, and wearing a cloth sack around his waist. As a part of a tradition, when a child receives a gift from St. Nicolas he is given a golden branch to represent his/hers good deeds throughout the year; however, if the child has misbehaved, Krampus will take the gifts for himself and leave only a silver branch to represent the child's bad acts. Children are commonly scared into sleeping during the time St. Nicolas brings gifts by being told that if they are awake, Krampus will think they have been bad, and will take them away in his sack.

Let me tell you, I WAS SCARED.

>> No.6621399

>>6621391
>men dress up in traditional clothes and spank females with sticks
If you know what I mean...?

>> No.6621401

>>6621391
>and spank females
Has this been perverted by the BDSM set yet?

>> No.6621406

>>6621401
how lewd

>> No.6621408

>>6621395
Vampireland is the Balkans plus Romania, Slovenia, Hungary and Austria, with Malaysia, Thailand and Philippines as its colonies.

>> No.6621413

Woops it's Easter actually in the Czech republic I get it mixed up but

>Throughout the day men (usually in groups) visit their female relatives and friends and spank them with special whips. […] These whips are hand-made from willow rods, the length ranges from 50 centimeters to two meters. There are ribbons at the end. There used to be a tradition that women would add their own ribbons so the whip would say how many women the particular man has already visited but this seems to fizzle out. And women are chased around (if they decide to make it interesting or to play along), or they just stand motionless and the male visitors would spank her butt. However, it should not hurt. Or at least not throughout the whole procedure.

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http://czechdaily.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/it-is-easter-lets-beat-up-women-cause-we-can/

>> No.6621421

>>6621417
>Slečno
>Jablečné závitky
god that sounds so wrong...

>> No.6621424

Wouldn't it be annoying to write out all those accent marks?

>> No.6621429

>>6621424
I usually never write them be it Czech or Croatian they're a pain in the ass and since you write words in context you can always tell what they are even without all the šđžčćáé etc...

>> No.6621442

>>6620895
I'm never doing that again. The smell stayed in my finger for hours even after washing it a lot of times.

>> No.6621450

>>6621417
Fuck. Whoever did this should be shot.
Yes I hate my language.

>>6621413
It doesnt sound that good. Men just need reason to get free alcohol and get drunk.

Also, normaly. beating is only symbolic. And many women dont let anyone in on Easer or move away for day or two.

>> No.6621465

>>6621450
>free alcohol
PROBLEM SOLVED!

>> No.6621469

>>6621424
They're on the keyboard, so no.

>> No.6621476

>>6621450
I know... my father and his friends would get drunk as fuck and the wives would kind of hide out of their life of sight.

I liked it because i got candy.

>> No.6621484

>>6621476
>hide out of ...line of sight
Out of fear or annoyance?

>> No.6621492

>>6621484
Annoyance mostly. Drunken men make bad jokes and talk trash...

>> No.6621512

It's just hardcore fetish. Absolute form of submission or love. I can fap even on 3D (inb4 not one of us) but I will never even tell to someone about my dirty fetishes IRL. Also I don't recommend to fap on it because it's make you fucked up in some ways.

>> No.6621515

>implying I don't love diapers and hate scat

>> No.6621609

I think scat is just some sort of extreme form of the pleasure you feel after taking a good dump. The kind where you feel a couple pounds lighter and completely relieved. If you've ever beamed with pride at a toilet leviathan that came out of your ass, you know what I mean.

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>>6620365
>My penis is too small to stuff into the bowel

>> No.6624202

The worst is when you need to plunge your shit and it gets stuck up in the plunger. I usually leave it there and let my parents deal with it

>> No.6624214

when I was in school I once found some clothes someone hung up in a bathroom stall, so I put them in the toilet and pissed on them. I would have shit on them but I have a thing about shitting in public toilets

>> No.6624216

>>6624202

Take the shit-covered plunger and ghost plunge a regular bowl full of toilet water....cleans that shit right up real good.

>> No.6624253

>>6624202
>>6624216

Just leave it in the bowl for an hour (maybe add some cleaner if there is some in the bathroom) to soak, it should fall off.

>> No.6624254

Who here has tasted their own shit?

>> No.6624995

>>6624254
I've tasted every body byproduct I create at least once

>> No.6625008

>>6624995
Earwax tastes the worst. It's a tie between boogers and semen for the best

>> No.6625347

Fucking disgusting.

Bumped for deletion.

>> No.6625394

>>6625008
Is it odd that I realised my semen tastes like snot?

>> No.6625409

>>6625394
>my semen tastes like snot?
What are you eating?

Mine actually tastes sweet.

>> No.6625412

>>6625409
Im vegetarian, so yeah, idk if not eating meat has anything to do with it. I mainly eat vegetables.

>> No.6625414

>>6625409
They don't taste the same, they are just both the tastiest human products

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>>6625412
Hey you aren't me. Get outta here

>> No.6625426

I'm thinking of saving my semen somewhere so I can drink it when I'm horny and actually want to. What's the best way to preserve it secretly?

>> No.6625428

>>6625419

Lolwut? Meat tastes like crap, idk how you omnivores eat it. Probably just me though but still....

>> No.6625437

>>6625428
>Lolwut?
>idk

Get out

>> No.6625439

>>6625426
Eat it fresh or don't bother. It doesn't keep well.

>> No.6625455

>>6625439
But whenever it's fresh I've obviously just came and don't want to do it anymore ;_;

>> No.6625456

>>6625426
It dries up after a while, i guess the best way would be to freeze it. Kinda like at the sperm donation centers. Speaking of which if any neets need extra money, stop fapping and sign up for a sperm donation bank, since I doubt anyone here would have stds. I get around $100-200 (if im lucky) per a visit.

>> No.6625462

>>6625456
Stop fapping? Impossible.

>> No.6625468

>>6625455
I know how you feel, thats why, a good technique is to kinda lay down and get ur dick over ur face then start wanking. I think this topic bout dicks n sperm should be taken to /b/ cause /jp/ is definitely not the place for this kind of chat.

>> No.6625469

>>6625456
I don't know if I could masturbate and hand a container of my semen to someone. I have a hard time just talking to people

>> No.6625471

>>6625456
Where I live you don't get paid for sperm donation. Government doesn't approve of it because of some retarded reason. You also don't get paid for donating blood.

>> No.6625473

>>6625468
Judging from the way you type I'd say you need to go to /b/

>> No.6625475

>>6625471
yeah, FL sucks

>> No.6625478

>>6625462
You get to fap at the center. They dont want you to release your load at least 5 days before donating.

>> No.6625480

>>6625468
If you were from here, you'd know we have this sort of discussion regularly.

>> No.6625484

>>6625456
I just looked at a site and they say you must wait 6 months

>> No.6625548

>>6625456
Think of all the kids you won't even know you'll have.

>> No.6625595

>>6625548
So what, better for me. More kids with my awesome genetics.

>> No.6627134

>>6625595
I'd feel sorry for whatever lady ended up with my sperm. My DNA is terrible.

>> No.6627139

>>6625456
Don't you have to be a college graduate for that shit?

>> No.6627144

>>6627139
I have a PHD in ejaculating.

magna cum laude

>> No.6627169

>>6620235
>>6620033
>>6620068
You guys only say that because you don't suffer from anal fissure and coccydynia.

... ;_;

It hurts so much in the bathroom and I can't sit on hard surfaces even if my life depended on it.

I've never did anything anal, I just lead a NEET lifestyle, eating once per day (eating food with chilli pepper and peanuts everyday)... and I ended up like this. And I can't seem to get better from it.

So, enjoy your no-wiping while it's still good.

>> No.6627186

>>6620033
>i can blast out a turd of any size in 2 minutes flat
2 minutes? I can do it in ten seconds.

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>>6619951

>thread about shit
>108 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view

I...I MUST POST HERE
IT IS MY GOD-GIVEN DESTINY...AS /JP/'S SHITTIEST TRIPFAG...TO POST
...IN THE SHITTIEST THREAD ON /JP/...

>> No.6627220

>>6627190
I couldn't contain myself, I just have to laugh out loud.

>> No.6627749

>>6627169
Can't you get some cream or ointment to soothe the pain?

>> No.6628044

>>6627749
I use a cream to heal the fissure and sit on a lot of pillows and a special cushion. Also changed my diet. It doesn't really work, though. ;_;

I think I may need surgery.

So, guys, don't eat things like peanuts, condiments, chillis, etc. It locks your intestine up and after you damage your anus canal, you'll be in a world of hurt to get this fixed. So make sure to drink lots of water, use things like olive oil in your food and eat soluble fibers. And as you can guess, English is not my native language.

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