What is your... Favorite VN: Favorite JRPG: Favorite Anime: Favorite Waifu: Favorite Figurine: Favorite Idol: Favorite Doll: Favorite Vocaloid: Favorite Cat: Favorite Touhou: Favorite Dakimakura: Favorite Imouto: Favorite Personality Disorder: Favorite Dog: Favorite Trap: Favorite Snack:

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Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:26:38 2010 No.6618520 [Reply] [Original]

What is your...

Favorite VN:
Favorite JRPG:
Favorite Anime:
Favorite Waifu:
Favorite Figurine:
Favorite Idol:
Favorite Doll:
Favorite Vocaloid:
Favorite Cat:
Favorite Touhou:
Favorite Dakimakura:
Favorite Imouto:
Favorite Personality Disorder:
Favorite Dog:
Favorite Trap:
Favorite Snack:

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:27:38 2010 No.6618531 Survey thread? Reported.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:28:38 2010 No.6618534 Do you work for Google

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:32:38 2010 No.6618555 >>6618534 yes

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:39:38 2010 No.6618603
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Favorite VN: Symphonic Rain
Favorite JRPG: FF9
Favorite Anime: Of all time? Akagi
Favorite Waifu: Kagamine Rin
Favorite Figurine: I don't own enough to have a favorite
Favorite Idol: NOPE
Favorite Doll: see "figurine"
Favorite Vocaloid: Rin
Favorite Cat: My cat
Favorite Touhou: Kogasa
Favorite Dakimakura: It's a pillow.
Favorite Imouto: What.
Favorite Personality Disorder: schizophrenia
Favorite Dog: Welsh Corgi
Favorite Reverse Trap: Makoto
Favorite Snack: Rum and coke

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:40:38 2010 No.6618610 Inspired by yesterday's shitposter's survey thread? Just get out.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:41:38 2010 No.6618615

Favorite VN: Umineko
Favorite JRPG: FF6
Favorite Anime: ZUN!bar
Favorite Waifu: ZUN!bar
Favorite Figurine: ZUN!bar
Favorite Idol: ZUN!bar
Favorite Doll: ZUN!bar
Favorite Vocaloid: ZUN!bar
Favorite Cat: ZUN!bar
Favorite Touhou: Sakuya
Favorite Dakimakura: ZUN!bar
Favorite Imouto: ZUN!bar
Favorite Personality Disorder: ZUN!bar
Favorite Dog: ZUN!bar
Favorite Trap: ZUN!bar
Favorite Snack: ZUN!bar

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:43:38 2010 No.6618630

Favorite VN: I can't choose
Favorite JRPG: n/a
Favorite Anime: Strike Witches
Favorite Waifu: Only got one wife, my Angel
Favorite Figurine: Goodsmile Pachira 1/7 delicious DFC
Favorite Idol: nope
Favorite Doll: Koron
Favorite Vocaloid: Luka
Favorite Cat: Kuroneko
Favorite Touhou: Suika
Favorite Dakimakura: the one with my wife on it
Favorite Imouto: Chika
Favorite Personality Disorder: Schizoid
Favorite Dog: German Shepard
Favorite Trap: Nao-nii
Favorite Snack: cigarettes

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:53:38 2010 No.6618686

Favorite VN: I can't choose
Favorite JRPG: I can't choose
Favorite Anime: I can't choose
Favorite Waifu: I can't choose
Favorite Figurine: I can't choose
Favorite Idol: I can't choose
Favorite Doll: I can't choose
Favorite Vocaloid: I can't choose
Favorite Cat: I can't choose
Favorite Touhou: I can't choose
Favorite Dakimakura: I can't choose
Favorite Imouto: I can't choose
Favorite Personality Disorder: I can't choose
Favorite Dog: I can't choose
Favorite Trap: I can't choose
Favorite Snack: I can't choose

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:55:38 2010 No.6618703
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Favorite VN: Planetarian
Favorite JRPG: None, I don't play this shit.
Favorite Anime: Strike Witches
Favorite Waifu: Perrine H. Clostermann
Favorite Figurine: Erica Hartmann
Favorite Idol: Rie Tanaka
Favorite Doll: N/A
Favorite Vocaloid: Hatsune Miku
Favorite Cat: Chen
Favorite Touhou: Hong Meiling
Favorite Dakimakura: None
Favorite Imouto: Flandre
Favorite Personality Disorder: Aspergers
Favorite Dog: huskies
Favorite Trap: Watarase Jun
Favorite Snack: clementines

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:57:38 2010 No.6618720 Take it to formspring.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:00:38 2010 No.6618739

Favorite VN: The one with the lolis
Favorite JRPG: The one with the lolis
Favorite Anime: The one with the lolis
Favorite Waifu: A loli
Favorite Figurine: A loli
Favorite Idol: That loli
Favorite Doll: A loli
Favorite Vocaloid: The loli
Favorite Cat: Any cat owned by a loli
Favorite Touhou: The lolis
Favorite Dakimakura: Ones with lolis on them
Favorite Imouto: The loli one
Favorite Personality Disorder: Pedophilia
Favorite Dog: The one owned by a loli
Favorite Trap: A boy who is really a loli
Favorite Snack: Anything made by a loli

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:03:38 2010 No.6618763
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Favorite VN: Leisure Suit Larry III
Favorite JRPG: Mario & Luigi 3: Bowser's Inside Story
Favorite Anime: Suturaiko Wicchisu
Favorite Waifu: Sat'n
Favorite Figurine: See pic
Favorite Idol: Ahahah. Oh, OP, you card...
Favorite Doll: See pic
Favorite Vocaloid: Sonika
Favorite Cat: Suigin's
Favorite Touhou: Subterranean Animism
Favorite Dakimakura: The one shaped like a pillow
Favorite Imouto: You're
Favorite Personality Disorder: Noviophobia
Favorite Dog: Neapolitan Mastiff
Favorite Trap: Bouncing Betties
Favorite Snack: Moonpie

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:05:38 2010 No.6618781 >>6618739 >Favorite Cat: Any cat owned by a loli You should have said Len/Ren

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:05:38 2010 No.6618778 Stop bumping this so I can secretely reply

Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Dec 13 20:07:38 2010 No.6618791

I'm only doing this in hope you'll actually compile the data and give as the averages and the most liked stuff.

Favorite VN: Because it made such a huge emotional impact Planeterian
Favorite JRPG: Valkyrie Chonicles
Favorite Anime: Because it made such a huge emotional impact Elfen Lied, but many others on this I can't decide.
Favorite Waifu: Yuka Kazami
Favorite Figurine: Yuka Kazami to be released.
Favorite Idol: I have none nor do I know anything about them
Favorite Doll: I think it was kordox that posted that Horo doll I really liked that one.
Favorite Vocaloid: Luka
Favorite Cat: Tuxedo cat
Favorite Touhou: Yuka Kazami
Favorite Dakimakura: None
Favorite Imouto: Can't think of any...
Favorite Personality Disorder: Kuudere
Favorite Dog: I don't like dogs. But if I had to chose Huskies
Favorite Trap: Difficult question, I don't know. I don't have one.
Favorite Snack: Bobi Flips (These snacks have a cheese puffs consistency and a good crispness, with a slight peanut butter taste at first that grew a bit stronger as the puff compressed in the mouth.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:08:38 2010 No.6618796 >>6618781 I was considering it, but I decided against mentioning any specific character.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:08:38 2010 No.6618801

Favorite VN: Umineko
Favorite JRPG: TWEWY
Favorite Anime: Too many
Favorite Waifu: Okuu
Favorite Figurine: Power levels
Favorite Idol: Nope
Favorite Doll: Nope
Favorite Vocaloid: Nope
Favorite Cat: My own
Favorite Touhou: Okuu
Favorite Dakimakura: Power levels
Favorite Imouto: Mine
Favorite Personality Disorder: what
Favorite Dog: Corgi because Huskies shouldn't be in SoCal
Favorite Trap: Bear
Favorite Snack: Cheez-its

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Dec 13 20:09:38 2010 No.6618807

Favorite VN: Umineko (only read 3 VNs)
Favorite JRPG: Lufia 2
Favorite Anime:Orphen
Favorite Waifu:Margatroid
Favorite Figurine:Yumemi
Favorite Idol:Hiranus
Favorite Doll:Suigintou
Favorite Vocaloid:Rin
Favorite Cat:Catchouli Meowledge
Favorite Touhou:Margatroid
Favorite Dakimakura:Billy Herrington
Favorite Imouto:Hina Ichigo
Favorite Personality Disorder:bipolarity
Favorite Dog:hoopdog
Favorite Trap:walls with spikes on them slowly closing
Favorite Snack:pretzels

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:10:59 2010 No.6618813 File: 60 KB, 200x200, get out of jp close.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6618791 >Favorite Anime: not Strike Witches

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:13:38 2010 No.6618836
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Favorite VN: Fortune Arterial
Favorite JRPG: Lufia 2
Favorite Anime: Mai Otome
Favorite Waifu: Pic related
Favorite Figurine: Alter Amagi Yukiko
Favorite Idol: Haruka
Favorite Doll: n/a
Favorite Vocaloid: Miku
Favorite Cat: Kuma
Favorite Touhou: Reimu
Favorite Dakimakura: n/a
Favorite Imouto: Kirino
Favorite Personality Disorder: Autism
Favorite Dog: Professor Dog
Favorite Trap: n/a
Favorite Snack: Pretzels

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:23:38 2010 No.6618915

Favorite VN: Fate/Stay Night
Favorite JRPG: Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga (1+2)
Favorite Anime: Nanoha A's
Favorite Waifu: Fate Testarosa
Favorite Figurine: 1/8 Alter Fate Testarossa (A's ver.)
Favorite Idol: n/a
Favorite Doll: n/a
Favorite Vocaloid: HMiku
Favorite Cat: n/a
Favorite Touhou: Utsuho Reiuji
Favorite Dakimakura: Tachibana Kanade
Favorite Imouto: n/a
Favorite Personality Disorder: Schizoid
Favorite Dog: n/a
Favorite Trap: no
Favorite Snack: nothing in particular

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Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:50:38 2010 No.6619041

oh what the hell might as well. not like im doing anything else

Favorite VN: symphonic rain / kagetsu tohya
Favorite JRPG: artonelico
Favorite Anime: baccano
Favorite Waifu: len
Favorite Figurine: one of len
Favorite Idol: nope
Favorite Doll: dontknow
Favorite Vocaloid: miku
Favorite Cat: len
Favorite Touhou: patchy
Favorite Dakimakura: one of len
Favorite Imouto: dontknow
Favorite Personality Disorder: the ones i have
Favorite Dog: mikan
Favorite Trap: mariya shido
Favorite Snack: anything with sugar

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:51:38 2010 No.6619045
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Favorite VN: Eien No Aselia
Favorite JRPG: Persona/Dragon Quest
Favorite Anime:Pretear
Favorite Waifu:Gemini Sunrise
Favorite Figurine: Don't have one
Favorite Idol:Reina Tanaka
Favorite Doll:Don't have one
Favorite Vocaloid:Rin
Favorite Cat:Don't have one
Favorite Touhou:Kasen Ibara
Favorite Dakimakura: Don't have one
Favorite Imouto:Right now? It's Kirino
Favorite Personality Disorder: Don't have one
Favorite Dog: Siberian Husky
Favorite Trap: KayoPolice
Favorite Snack: Pop tarts

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:56:38 2010 No.6619072
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Favorite VN: I don't.
Favorite JRPG: lolno.
Favorite Anime: knk.
Favorite Waifu: Yuyuko.
Favorite Figurine: wat.
Favorite Idol: nty.
Favorite Doll: =/
Favorite Vocaloid: Toeto
Favorite Cat: Dog.
Favorite Touhou: Yuyuko
Favorite Dakimakura: nty.
Favorite Imouto: My little ghost princess can't be this cute.
Favorite Personality Disorder: Narcissistic
Favorite Dog: That white one.
Favorite Trap: no.
Favorite Snack: no.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 20:58:38 2010 No.6619085

Favorite VN: vns are boring
Favorite JRPG: don't play them
Favorite Anime: anime sucks
Favorite Waifu: currently single
Favorite Figurine: I have a cool Predator one at home
Favorite Idol: buddha
Favorite Doll: ?
Favorite Vocaloid: will smith
Favorite Cat: tom of tom and jerry
Favorite Touhou: touhou sucks
Favorite Dakimakura: my pillow
Favorite Imouto: don't have one
Favorite Personality Disorder: downs
Favorite Dog: spaniel
Favorite Trap: beartrap
Favorite Snack: cucumber

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:03:38 2010 No.6619117 Take your survey shit somewhere else.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:06:38 2010 No.6619134
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Favorite VN: Uh, the problem is that I don't think True Love falls into "visual novels".
Favorite JRPG: Chrono Trigger
Favorite Anime: Hunter X Hunter
Favorite Cat: MY cats
Favorite Touhou: Not a big Touhou fan, sorry.
Favorite Personality Disorder: OCD
Favorite Trap: Pitfall Traps

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:08:38 2010 No.6619142

Favorite VN: Shukufuku
Favorite JRPG: What the HELL does that stand for.
Favorite Anime: Milky Holmes
Favorite Waifu: I don't have a wife.
Favorite Figurine: Where the HELL can I get one.
Favorite Idol: No one jap.
Favorite Doll: Where the HELL do I get one.
Favorite Vocaloid: Teto
Favorite Cat: Fluffy ones?
Favorite Touhou: Hijiri
Favorite Dakimakura: What the HELL does that word mean?
Favorite Imouto: Stop using jap words damn it, this is an english board.
Favorite Personality Disorder: I can't make eye contact, so that.
Favorite Dog: Mixed.
Favorite Trap: A mouse trap?
Favorite Snack: Chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:09:38 2010 No.6619146 >>6619072 which one of them is yuyuko?

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:13:38 2010 No.6619161

Favorite VN: never played one
Favorite JRPG: Yggdra Union
Favorite Anime: Last Exile, I guess. I've only seen it, Baccano, and half of Durarara!!
Favorite Waifu: don't have one
Favorite Figurine: don't own any
Favorite Idol: idols are gross
Favorite Doll: don't own any
Favorite Vocaloid: don't have one
Favorite Cat: mine
Favorite Touhou: Wriggle
Favorite Dakimakura: don't have any
Favorite Imouto: lol
Favorite Personality Disorder: don't have one
Favorite Dog: I hate dogs
Favorite Trap: not into them
Favorite Snack: Jiwa Jiwa Soda Candy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:14:38 2010 No.6619166 Jesus fucking christ, I don't know if people troll on these threads or if our disgusting userbase manifests itself on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:18:38 2010 No.6619191 What the fuck do some of you even come here for? 2hu image dumps?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:19:38 2010 No.6619195 >>6619166 HURR >>6619191 DURR

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:20:38 2010 No.6619200

Favorite VN: Umineko
Favorite JRPG: Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
Favorite Anime: cannot really decide on one, but PSG
Favorite Waifu:Younger Komeiji
Favorite Figurine: none
Favorite Idol: none
Favorite Doll: Shanghai
Favorite Vocaloid: none
Favorite Cat: Orin
Favorite Touhou: Renko
Favorite Dakimakura: no
Favorite Imouto: Nue
Favorite Personality Disorder: MPD
Favorite Dog: none
Favorite Trap: small bombs
Favorite Snack: Chocolate.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:20:38 2010 No.6619201

Favorite Waifu: Okuu
Favorite Figurine: A new miku figure (forgot brand)
Favorite Vocaloid: Miku
Favorite Cat: Um.... Orin?
Favorite Touhou: Flandre or Okuu
Favorite Dakimakura:
Favorite Imouto:
Favorite Personality Disorder: multi personality disorder
Favorite Dog: china
Favorite Snack: goldfish crackers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:20:38 2010 No.6619202 >>6619191 I'm just here because you guys react in funny ways when I shitpost

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:23:38 2010 No.6619221 File: 64 KB, 1008x720, lain grins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >see this thread >know its going to get serious replies >watch a two hour movie >come to /jp/ >this thread is still on the front page

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:23:38 2010 No.6619222 >>6619166 You can see the plague on it. You can see the number of "gaia-ish" and people from other boards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:26:38 2010 No.6619235 File: 57 KB, 600x340, angery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's it /jp/ is finished!

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:27:38 2010 No.6619241

Favorite VN: Umineko
Favorite JRPG: Persona 4
Favorite Anime: Banner of the Stars
Favorite Waifu: Beato
Favorite Figurine: Don't have
Favorite Idol: Don't have
Favorite Doll: Don't have
Favorite Vocaloid: Don't have
Favorite Cat: mine
Favorite Touhou: Yukari
Favorite Dakimakura: Don't have
Favorite Imouto: Ange
Favorite Personality Disorder: Don't have
Favorite Dog: Don't have
Favorite Trap: Don't have
Favorite Snack: Calbee Chips

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:37:38 2010 No.6619290

Favorite VN: Planetarian
Favorite JRPG: Secret of Mana
Favorite Anime: Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Favorite Waifu: Keine Kamishirasawa
Favorite Figurine: figma Reimu
Favorite Idol: Hibiki
Favorite Doll: n/a
Favorite Vocaloid: n/a
Favorite Cat: Balinese (aka fluffy Siamese)
Favorite Touhou: (character) Suika (game) SA
Favorite Dakimakura: n/a
Favorite Imouto: Kyou
Favorite Personality Disorder: OCD
Favorite Dog: Jack Russel Terrier
Favorite Trap: Hideyoshi
Favorite Snack: Almonds w/ some salt

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:39:48 2010 No.6619297 [DELETED]

Favorite VN: Anata To Koibito Tsunagi
Favorite JRPG: Touhoumon ( I don't play many RPGs.)
Favorite Anime: Clannad
Favorite Waifu: Black Gold Saw
Favorite Figurine: Black Gold Saw
Favorite Idol:What?
Favorite Doll:Huh?
Favorite Vocaloid: Derp
Favorite Cat: Iriomote
Favorite Touhou: IM/DS or MoF
Favorite Dakimakura: Ange Ushiromiya
Favorite Imouto: Don't know.
Favorite Personality Disorder: Yandere
Favorite Dog: what?
Favorite Trap: Derp
Favorite Snack: Cheetos Hot Fries

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:42:38 2010 No.6619320

Favorite VN: Anata To Koibito Tsunagi
Favorite JRPG: Touhoumon ( I don't play many RPGs.)
Favorite Anime: Clannad
Favorite Waifu: Black Gold Saw
Favorite Figurine: Black Gold Saw
Favorite Idol:What?
Favorite Doll:Huh?
Favorite Vocaloid: Derp
Favorite Cat: Iriomote
Favorite Touhou: Kaguya Houraisan
Favorite Dakimakura: Ange Ushiromiya
Favorite Imouto: Don't know.
Favorite Personality Disorder: Yandere
Favorite Dog: what?
Favorite Trap: Derp
Favorite Snack: Cheetos Hot Fries

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:52:38 2010 No.6619395
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Favorite VN: Fate/Stay Night (Deal w/ it)
Favorite JRPG: Resonance of Fate
Favorite Anime: Mononoke
Favorite Waifu: Sakura Matou
Favorite Figurine: Sader
Favorite Idol: None
Favorite Doll: None
Favorite Vocaloid: Teto
Favorite Cat: Kittens
Favorite Touhou: Either Yukari or Yuuka
Favorite Dakimakura: I remember seeing a nice one by Tony Taka
Favorite Imouto: Incest is gross
Favorite Personality Disorder: Schizophrenia
Favorite Dog: Siberian Huskey
Favorite Trap: NOPE
Favorite Snack: Sunflower Kernels

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:56:38 2010 No.6619415 This thread is a good example of the shit that should be deleted, as discussed in the retarded meido thread last night... I'm sorry, anyone who disagrees sucks mountains of cock.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:58:38 2010 No.6619423

Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.

I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.

I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...

I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.

The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.

This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.

In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).

If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) mypooppie@hotmail.org

Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:59:38 2010 No.6619435

One morning before school I was feeling kinda sick. Like diarrhea sick. My mom said, "Here, take an extra pair of underwear." Not thinking what kind of underwear she handed me, I shoved them in my backpack. At school I did the unthinkable, I went in my pants. I ran to the bathroom with my bag so I could use the extra pair my mom sent me. When I tried to put on the underwear, I realized my mom gave me one of my little sisters bedwetter diapers. And I had already thrown MY underwear away! Then at PE I was doing jumping-jacks with my sisters "underwear" on. I was also wearing baggy jeans. They fell down and revealed my sisters undies. Lucky me, I was helping my teacher do them in the middle of everyone, so they ALL saw me! I got so scared that I wet, and let out another flow of poo again!

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 22:01:38 2010 No.6619448

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND C.E.O. OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. BETWEEN BOUTS OF BAWDY BALL-BUSTING BUTT-BURGLING, I CAN OFTEN BE FOUND AT MY LOCAL LIBRARY PERUSING A BANK OF THESAURI TO ASSIST IN THE ALLITERATIVE ANNALS OF MY AWESOME ANAL ASSAULTS. HOWEVER, MY LATEST TRIP WAS NOT THE DRY ACADEMIC EXERCISE ONE MIGHT EXPECT.
AS I SEARCHED THE SILENT STACKS, I SPIED A STUNNINGLY SCRUMPTIOUS SIREN SITTING STUDIOUSLY AT THE REFERENCE DESK. ALL THOUGHT OF BORING, BANAL BOOK-BROWSING LEFT MY MIND AS OUR EYES MET AND THE BEAUTIFUL BOOKISH BABE'S BODACIOUS BOSOM BOBBED BOUNCILY WITH HER SUDDEN INDRAWN BREATH. MY TRUCULENT TROUSER TORPEDO TORE A TUMULTUOUS TRAIL OF TERROR TO HER TWITCHING, TITILATINGLY TENDER TWAT, UPENDING BOOKSHELVES AND SENDING HORRIFIED PATRONS FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES. AS MY UNCTUOUS UNDULATING UNDERWEAR USURPER LURCHED LASCIVIOUSLY THROUGH HER LUSCIOUSLY LUSTY LIBRARIAN LABIA, LUBRICATING HER LOVEBOX WITH A FURIOUS FOAMING FLOOD OF FROTHY FUCK-FLUID AT THE CRITICAL CREST OF OUR CRIMINALLY COCKTASTIC COPULATORY CRESCENDO, HER CRIES OF UNIMAGINABLE PLEASURE WERE MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY LIBRARIAN'S "SHUSH."
I GUARANTEE IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 22:01:38 2010 No.6619457 >>6619423 >>6619435 You know..... doing this is a waste of time, and bandwidth. Isn't it easier to just let the thread die? If you have some kind of insane need to post juvenile crap though, have at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 22:03:38 2010 No.6619471 >>6619457 Thought that ten minute gap between the last two surveys was enough to let it die, but apparently people like surveys.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 22:15:38 2010 No.6619569

Favorite VN: Season of Sakura
Favorite JRPG: Star Ocean 2
Favorite Anime: Lyrical Nanoha A's
Favorite Waifu: Fate Testarossa
Favorite Idol: N/A
Favorite Doll: Fate Testarossa -Phantom Minds-
Favorite Vocaloid: Ren
Favorite Cat: All
Favorite Touhou: Tewi
Favorite Dakimakura: Ones that come with a nice soft pillow
Favorite Imouto: Cocona
Favorite Personality Disorder: Kuudere
Favorite Dog: N/A
Favorite Trap: Still Bridget
Favorite Snack: Red Bull

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