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/jp/, what's the dirtiest, most degrading thing you'd do to Aya if you got the chance to fuck her?

>> No.661403

Turn her down.

>> No.661406

I would be a perfect gentleman and attempt to love her tenderly after some intimate foreplay.

>> No.661408

to leave her

>> No.661407

browse /jp/ with her

>> No.661410

Record sextape and distribute it on the internets.

>> No.661413

Do nothing. THAT would be the dirtiest, most degrading thing she knows of.

>> No.661416

>>661401

what's her prob? she looks retarded

>> No.661419

Ask her out on a nice date with a trip to the movies, a fancy candlelit dinner at a nice restaurant with a skyline view, and then I would escort her to my apartment where I would engage in the best foreplay of her life.

>> No.661420
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661420

Break her nose and drawl as she sobs on her knees, blood and tears gushing down her face, that there is no Aya but Shameimaru.

>> No.661428

>>661410
How do you do that anyway?

>> No.661429

Missionary position.

>> No.661430
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>>661420
\SHAMEIMARU/

>> No.661431

Ask her do to the hare hare yukai

>> No.661432

>>661403
>>661408
>>661413
Oh wow, are those the wittiest replies you could come up with?

>>661407
Heh. 8/10.

>> No.661434

>>661419
fuck

>> No.661435
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Enough of all this fuck talk. One DOES NOT fuck Hirano Aya.

You approach her softly, take her dinner, make her feel special...because she is.

When it comes time for you two to part ways, don't be greedy, kiss her gently but once on her supple pink lips.

And if by some grace of God, Aya wants to partake in the physical act of love with you, don't rush things. Take your time, you have all night together.

And when that moment comes for the climax of your evening, you had better not even think of arriving until you bring her screaming into orgasm followed by the gentle panting of her come down.

Even in the afterglow of your love making, you continue to hold her, caress her, comfort her until she drifts into a content slumber.

Admire that sleeping beauty you hold in your arms, and thank whatever deity residing above you that they could create a woman so perfect, let alone bring her to you.

Can you do that, Anonymous? Are you man enough to accomplish this task set before you? If you can't answer this question positively, then you sir do not deserve Hirano Aya!

>> No.661437

throatfuck her, slap her around, cum on her face then make her eat the jizz with a spoon.

>> No.661441

>>661435
That was pretty gay Anonymous.

>> No.661443

in b4 'so fucking cute and sweet'.

>> No.661445

Make her say timotei after every thrust.

>> No.661454

sage for aya

>> No.661449

>>661435
That was Haruhi's copypasta. HOW IRONIC!

>> No.661461

>>661445
awesome.

>> No.661471

Chain her up, rape her in the asshole and make her suck my cock. I'd proceed to smother my semen around her face, letting her mascara run and stain her face black in splotches. I'd then proceed to beat her a bit, then repeat the process, then force her to call me "Onii-chan" while I switch from her vagina to asshole and vice versa, since I know it's dirty and will likely risk infection.

>> No.661469

>>661435
I really like this Copypasta :3

>> No.661477
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661477

This thread is an insult towards Aya-sama.
I do not approve of this.

>> No.661517

no matter how dirty and degrading your sick fantasy is, she's probably done worse by now.

>> No.661530

>>661517

She's a virgin for fuck sake.

>> No.661534

>>661471
This

>> No.661535

>>661530
Hahaha..

>> No.661537

So glad we have this board for threads like this. It's ALLLLLLLLLLLL WORTH IT!

>> No.661539

why is she so beautiful?

>> No.661540
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661540

How come you all think she is a slut? She is not. Just look at her. Her beautiful eyes, her soft lips... a girl like that can't be a slut.

>> No.661543

Rip her wings and make her piss.

>> No.661542
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661542

She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant then take long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock aand her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear
with a knife.Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very own soul.forgiving,understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

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>> No.661561
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661561

Aya feels sorry for anon

>> No.661589

I'd shit in her mouth.

>> No.661592

I'd her horns.

>> No.661594

CONSENSUAL SEX
MISSIONARY POSITION
WITH THE LIGHTS OFF

>> No.661610

have consensual sex in the missionary position for the purposes of pro-creation.

>> No.661638

get her to call me Hamada-san if you know what I mean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwG9aCBEWVY

>> No.662984

forwarding this thread to her blog comments page.

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