/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I have a fetish for otaku guys.
What do you look for in a real female?

[Anonymous No.]

She has to be flat so she reminds me of 2D.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I like a girl who is athletic.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

She shouldn't have to many dimensions.
Two are just about right.

[Anonymous No.]

Moe.

[Anonymous No.]

If possible, I would pay you with my body as long as you give me shelter and internet access. I wouldn't care what you look like if you could provide my aforementioned needs.

[Anonymous No.]

not fat and not half retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608287
And with height of a child.

[Anonymous No.]

Exactly the opposite of what you're doing.
Someone that not only doesn't seek attention, but actively repels it.
As for the rest, I like someone congenial that doesn't feed of drama. Someone to talk to and pass some time together without feeling uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>Moe.

This pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608296
Better stick to 2D then.

[Anonymous No.]

>What do you look for in a real female?
To loose one dimension and be a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608300
Not looking for attention. Just curious about what otaku guys like outside of the 2D world.
No harm in asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608307
I like Yui.

[Anonymous No.]

Short, frigid and bashful.

I'm more likely to choose a typically unattractive woman because I've been in several relationships and they all fell apart because I'm too jealous to stand other men being attracted to my woman, that and I have a different definition of beauty than most other people.

[Anonymous No.]

If we'd just imagine for a moment that I'd be interested in real girls and relationships, she should take the initiative because I'm beta as fuck. Also a bit of S wouldn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

Just don't be fat, or unhygienic. I also don't put out until the 8 date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608307
Fair enough.
I enjoy the mentioned before plus a certain sort of aesthetic. Plain, not stunning but neither something that makes you look away. A capacity to take it easy and some geeky inclinations both in interests and way of acting.
If this sounds really specific it's because it is. Standards are too high, must be why I'm turning 24 and still remain alone.

Should add that I'd like someone to dress up. You know, like buying scarfs or nice dresses together and watch her wear them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608309
>they all fell apart because I'm too jealous to stand other men being attracted to my woman
>I have a different definition of beauty than most other people
bipolar or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608315
no specific things that turn you on about a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608321
Jealousy is irrational

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608321
I don't know, I tend to avoid psychoanalysis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608326
No it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608326
I browse /jp/ every day, there is obviously something wrong with me and dozens of reasons why a woman would leave me after she's used me for her confidence boost and has found a more appealing man who isn't a pushover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608335
You obviously have crappy choice in girls. For more information, I suggest /adv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608339
You obviously seem under the sad impression that there's women who are different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608339
>Implying /adv/ works

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608347
They are rare, but they exist. I don't know if mine is the only one, but they do.
My girlfriend is a dream in every way. Her looks, personality, habits, interests, everything.
I'm kind of scared she might turn into a psycho and kill me, though... the fact she seems so perfect scares the hell out of me sometimes.

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>>6608372

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, OP. I don't get the question, why would I look for anything when 2D girls like Mio exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608372
>>Perfect
>>Afraid she might turn psycho

Yandere girlfriend? I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously, cuteness. Long hair. Breasts, the bigger the better for the most part.

Physical features aside...
-Happiness. Not in the sense of philosophy. I don't want someone as serious as myself.
-Strong ethics and morals are a minus, as is being judgmental.
-An understanding of reality, people, and relationships beyond what the media and common culture spreads. If you read my first sentence and wrote me off as simply "superficial" immediately, I probably don't want anything to do with you, as while it's not literally untrue it's not the whole story(assuming you were thinking along the lines of the popular culture understanding of the concept).
-I used to consider intelligence an issue, and it isn't bad so long as you're not the kind to try take every opportunity to flex it and challenge people to your social advantage, but I've realized I am far more concerned with an understanding of basic reason and logic than anything else, along with an understanding of modern society(for example, are you the kind of person who considers giving a door-to-door salesman the light of day?).
-Sexual sensitivity is a huge plus. Being unable to satisfy someone [must be] nothing but frustrating.

And, as probably is the case with most of this board although I have a feeling it does not hold true with most men, femininity in dress. An understanding of female appeal in general would be the killer point, but that is fairly difficult; I am not overly concerned with behavior so long as you're clean and meet the happiness/cheerful condition.

... Not really looking good for me. But I've been alone for 25 years, so I don't really feel it matters anymore.

tl;dr be happy(or really anything but emotionally burdensome), and be reasonable. physical appearance is not a small problem either, but if you meet all three of those, i suspect you're a 2d character.

[Anonymous No.]

Intellectual.

Even if you share my hobbies, I'm still a fucking molecular biologist when I'm not indulging myself; I have a serious outlook on life and am not very tolerant of people at all (hence I'm here); I couldn't stand being with a woman unless she also shared the no-bullshit, pragmatic thoughts I have, and yet also knew how to take it easy... After all, if I was a 100% serious individual, I'd be probably the most boring person on earth because I would just categorically reject basically every interest people have as being pointless/nonsensical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608396

>Not crazy and emotional
>Cheerful mostly
>Decent looking

Well shit, I think I might be 2d. What do I do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608399
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>>6608399

I think I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

obviously smarter than me

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Actually I'd say just a girl who's laid back. Sure we can out on dates or go traveling and such once in a while. But nothing should beat taking it easy at home together.

Kinda sounds unrealistic now that I think about it. Girls usually like going out often and being social and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone have an otaku fetish?
They are ugly and their personalities are shit.
There's really nothing good about us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608396
Also, possibly the biggest turn off personality-wise related to being reasonable is: if you're one of those people who debates/argues for the purpose of winning rather than reaching an accurate/true result, then I probably don't even want to talk to you(this is 90% of people in existence from my experience).

[Anonymous No.]

Sexual activity with other men at any stage in time is a big turn-off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608420
that self-depreciation is a big turn-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608422
That's still a pretty low estimate.
I don't think there's more than about 1% who don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608419
Not all girls. I love hanging out at the house with my boyfriend, watching movies, playing video games or ero games, watching anime... I think he likes going out more than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608440
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608420
I love nerds in general. It's actually a HUGE turn on when guys act nerdy, talk about nerdy things, have nerdy interests. Otakus are just easier for me to relate to since I have otaku tendencies as well (I love dressing in costumes, I love anime, I love ero games, etc). Otaku are different than most guys. I like odd, awkward, funny, guys . They usually end up being nicer too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608440
Oh boy, a girl on /jp/. Oh, and she has a boyfriend. What a surprise. (Check the email)

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing. I'm not attracted to real women anymore, due to years of looking at and fapping to 2d women, I'm not attracted to real women physically anymore, and mentally I'm probably not attracted to most of them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608448
Sometimes I have the feeling that being a nice guy just doesn't pays off though.
I guess I'll either completly give up on relationships or be alpha as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608440
We all saw your accidental thread.
A stupid slut to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608451
I was going on here before I had a boyfriend. Single girls on /jp/ aren't that rare.

[Anonymous No.]

my fetish is probably more about what a girl is wearing than the girl herself. as long as she is of acceptable body (basically as long as she isn't a fatty) and face then its the clothes that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608420

I'm not at all ugly, but my personality definitely is incompatible with your average ditsy girl selfishly looking for personal satisfaction or material/social benefits.

I recall distinctly one time, a girl told me that she wished that she could swap my personality with some friendzoned guy she knew, and then I'd be "perfect".

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608452

Guys like you scare the shit out of me. Makes me lose hope in my search for an otaku man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608455
Don't give up being a nice guy. You'll end up getting a smart, nice girl for it. Only stupid girls stick to Alphas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608461
>Bringing up the fact that you're a girl
>Bringing up the fact that you've got a boyfriend

If you've been here a while, you should know that both of these are taboo. Girls are fine, they're just sluts when they're not floorshitters like true /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608479
only brought those up because they were relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608477
>You'll end up getting a smart, nice girl for it
Yeah, only after she's had all her holes drilled by countless other men.

The reason I'm so bitter is because I don't want to be 'settled for'.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even get friendzoned, I get outzoned and I've grown to live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608408
Go somewhere where there are people worth your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608471

It can't be helped. I can understand that, but it's not as if I don't expect that sort of thing. I'm too occupied with fantasy to indulge in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

A nice personality.Looks really doesn't matter for me, she might aswell be a whale I don't care as long as her personality is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608484
>"Hey _____, my friend has a cool /jp/ girlfriend who is just like what you said."

Not that hard to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608495

but I love you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608399
do biologists/chemists/etc use category theory yet or are they still using stone age maths lol

[Anonymous No.]

someone who's fun to hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608498

One of these days I want to be like you.
One part of me already is like that,but my other part still desperatly hopes for a good end with a nice girl.I must kill this part of me someday and finally become like you.

[Anonymous No.]

I like ginger people, so I respect ginger females a little more than the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608493
Smart, nice girls aren't sluts and they go for the nice guys first.

Sluts sleep around.
Stupid girls settle for nice guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608509
Point taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608518
not the same guy, but i think getting into 3d custom girl cured me of the problem. probably won't be as satisfying if you don't know japanese, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608518
if you don't decide you'll be stuck in a liminal zone forever realizing neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608518

Don't do it, anon. There are cool, decent girls out there for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608518

It's not as if I don't hope that too. I'd like to have my own family, someone to take care of, that sort of thing, but I don't really feel so sad anymore when I think about it. I still have time considering I'm relatively young, but I don't really care anymore about that, I just want to enjoy myself without hurting anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to settle for used goods but I'll be friends with you if I think you're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608539
That might be true,but I'm just not made for a relationship.
I'm to obsessive and independant in a relationship.
Once I fall I love in a girl making this girl happy becomes to most important thing on the world for me.
Most of the time those affords are a waste though.
That's why I want to live in my imaginations with my waifu who will never hurt or reject me because she doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608553
Sorry for the typos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608553
You must have crappy taste in women because most girls would adore that kind of thing. Have faith!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608511

We don't need advanced math, we need advanced theoretical/predictive models for protein folding and structure... which can be math-based, but are still not cleanly mathematical in nature.

Nature does not always behave as predicted (in fact often does not) and so math is of little use to us... You can make a mathematical model saying, "Ok, according to this formula, conduit architeture SHOULD be in the Virtual Gate/Polymer Brush conformation in the nuclear pore complex", but then it turns out that that's completely fucking wrong because maybe it's actually selective phase/hydrogel format instead because of the binding sites on certain molecular cargo complexes, or perhaps entropic exclusion of specific calibers of proteins, being an evolutionary selective force that changed what SHOULD have been the most logical path into something different.

I probably don't know shit about math compared to you, but you probably don't know shit about biology compared to me, and neither of our fields of study can solve each others' problems by themselves. Mathemeticians and physicists sometimes seem to think, that because they are the base root and that everything else in science is supposedly just derivative applications of what they study, that they can do/solve anything. Not true. If it was then there would be no need for other divisions of the sciences.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I look for in a real female?

It doesn't matter anymore. I've already loved one girl, if I love another it won't be as pure. Love for something that doesn't exist, something that you can give to and give to without getting anything back, something that won't hurt you, that's the only way I can keep my love pure now.

[Anonymous No.]

Protip: when a woman says otaku guys, she means people like this. Most women wouldn't get anywhere near a /jp/er no matter our hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>What do you look for in a real female?

Virginity. Too bad it only exists in 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608566
No, I love otaku guys. Genuine otaku. I don't even care about looks as long as they are clean and not morbidly obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608566

Judging by the QUALITY of this thread, these are the kind of people that currently occupy /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608566
Hippy, creep, pedo/rapist & wimp.
They look like /jp/ just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608566

Some people do call us hipsters though, because we aren't into the mainstream anime stuff on /a/. Like how many of you would possibly say to an /a/fag in a relevant conversation, "I knew everything about Clannad years before it was cool", if that wasn't an obviously fill-in-the-blank hipster line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608518
>>6608549
this is exactly what happens.

in my case, it probably happened differently for him, but i simply started indulging in cute things. eventually, i found that i simply preferred the idea of the perfection in my imagination/on the screen to the real thing.

i look at/interact with a real girl, i see a bundle of motivations because i identify with what it's like to live real life. i don't believe a real girl can truly be cute anymore because of this.

perhaps i am different from that guy because i actually do prefer females and the female form when it is not attached to reality, and have begun to view real females as seeming very burdensome. the idea of dealing with them makes me tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608570

OP here. In college, still a virgin (by choice, nothing to do with looks).
Virgins aren't unicorns. We exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608566

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608575
>hipsters though, because we aren't into the mainstream anime stuff on /a/.
That's strange because I always thought that being an hipster was all about loving mainstream thing and never going deeper than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608587

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_%28contemporary_subculture%29

[Anonymous No.]

You may think that you want an otaku boyfriend, but you'll change your mind once you meet or date a real one. Even if they don't have some severe mental/social/personality/financial problems, they are more likely to indulge in their hobbies than in you (unless you put out). Don't expect otaku to give up any of their usual routine just to bring you out to someplace nice or spend time with you or anything like that. Decent otaku don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608590
>bring you out to someplace nice
Hahaha, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608590
Yeah, I don't think you read my above post. I don't care about going out nice places all. I'll gladly be a part of his hobbies because chances are, we have very similar ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608571

Oh look, that perfectly describes 90% of /jp/.

It's a fucking shame that:

- They don't want a 3D girl
- They all live conveniently far away

[Anonymous No.]

>Imma girl thread
>89 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

I bet it's gonna live for a good 200 more posts.
Seriously, just fucking kill yourselfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608560
I'm happy you gave such a comprehensive reply, so I'll try to make a clean rebuttal.

Less than any complex/obscure/difficult/involved specific model or anything like that (which perhaps isn't a bad way of thinking for a reasonably sophisticated non-mathematician), I think the math of today is more "social" if you'll let me explain:

You've probably heard of Ramanujan, right? Dude solved countless nontrivial problems and might probably be one of the most "brilliant" mathematicians, but never really assimilated with the mathematical community, and even today it's difficult to understand where he was coming from since he never evinced any signs of his "mathematical process".

In stark contrast, I think the category theory movement seems focused on looking at "how do we reason about X" in a very nice way which lays bare vital structure, and has been used throughout cs/econ/math/finance/logic of which aren't really as "low-level/unapplied" as physics. plus it's just awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608599
>I'll gladly be a part of his hobbies because chances are, we have very similar ones.

That's my point. You won't be part of his hobbies, unless you enjoy just watching him do his stuff while being ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

ALSO WHY ARE THERE NO PICS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608612
ok, here's me. also check out my waifu yoko

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else feel that the anon saying they want an otaku boyfriend is actual a male /jp/er? I don't like the idea of females on /jp/ honestly... I hope it's just some troll, but with the way things are I'm not sure.

What happened to the true NEET club house /jp/ was? Now even girls(eww) are posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608614
Reported for camwhoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608614
> 1284065801489.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608614
i can't put it in words but i'm sure i'd hate your guts/not give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608619
that'd be hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608619
>What happened to the true NEET club house /jp/ was? Now even girls(eww) are posting.

What are you, twelve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608610
but there are hobbies a girl can be a part of. My friend goes on 4chan with her boyfriend and browses /c/. They shop for figures together. She plays video games with him and ero games. She likes dressing up in costumes, she likes baking for him, and pretty much anything that would make him happy. How is that not involved?

>>6608612
Not sure I should post pics. Paranoid. I know too many people who go on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608589
"Hipsters are the friends who sneer when you cop to liking Coldplay. They're the people who wear t-shirts silk-screened with quotes from movies you've never heard of and the only ones in America who still think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a good beer. They sport cowboy hats and berets and think Kanye West stole their sunglasses. Everything about them is exactingly constructed to give off the vibe that they just don't care."
Beret and Kanye West? I think I understand why I was mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608614
Okay guys, I think this is the end of the thread here. Let's just stop before /jp/ gets any worse.

>>6608619
I've been hoping that it's actually a guy trolling us. Either that or she doesn't know what a real otaku is and thought that /a/ and /jp/ were similar enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608628
if you don't have the emotional age of a child you probably shouldn't be in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608614
Shana is my waifu. Screw Yoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608630
>know too many people who go on 4chan.
die already

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608590 here, and my point is proven by >>6608633

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608600
I sometimes do want a 3D girl because I'm not a misogynist, but then I remember that it would be very awkward and that I can't handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608632
That's pygma ie. a troll. Calm down everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608641
don't we all, but what's the point if you have to adopt a tiresome "socially well-adapted" image to do so and all the work of fostering relationships?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608614
You're pretty, that's a bad thing.
It means 2 things: 1. you've probably slept around, 2. you probably think you're better than us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608651
or that's not my picture...

[Anonymous No.]

oh if you dress interesting it helps

[Anonymous No.]

also if you can't figure out what otakus like on /jp/ you're probably too much of a stupid cunt

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6608651
It has a repost filename bro.

But anyways I've just realized that we've been having these types of threads at the same time over the past week or so. Are they all done by the same OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608609
>>6608560
given that math is a problem solving/data processing tool, it's not accurate to say it's "not very useful" in any field which studies reality. if people haven't though up ways to apply math, that doesn't equate to it being useless.

it's just that in many cases people are incapable of thinking up ways to apply it, either because of a lack of ingenuity, lack of understanding of math, or the way they choose to approach the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

what i look for in a girl is:

-someone who can be herself and acts on the basis of being a human, rather than gender/race/ whatever (none of that ''i'm a girl so you should do this'' shit, etc)

-mentally strong

-can take it easy and doesn't take life too seriously/ realizes your life is forfeit the moment you're born anyway

-agrees with me that any personal relationship based on anything other than wether or not you like that person is either prostitution or just really superficial

-doesn't act like a predicatble monkey

-can take both active and submissive roles

-has the ability to give unconditionally to the person they love

there's more, etc, but basically i want an awesome person who i can respect, ofcourse this may be expected of me as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608609
>>6608560
biological systems are complex and often biologists are working with systems that are either hard to get accurate information on or that they don't fully understand, but given that math is a problem solving/data processing tool, it's not accurate to say it's "not very useful" in any field which studies reality. if people haven't though up ways to apply math, that doesn't equate to it being useless.

it's just that in many cases people are incapable of thinking up ways to apply it, either because of a lack of ingenuity, lack of understanding of math, or the way they choose to approach the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608657
OP here. I haven't been on /jp/ in a while, until now. Probably coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608661
honestly while i think it's partially lack of interdisciplinary diffusion, it is indeed pretty difficult for the reasons you state, a certain organization of knowledge (or understanding how to organize) is somewhat helpful before you can start framing it in a anywhat meaningful description

personally it's just that while i'd love to learn some bio/chem it just seems so memorization-intensive that it's not worth bothering with

[Anonymous No.]

someone no longer human, but superhuman

[Anonymous No.]

I only like people that like K-ON.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to come out and say it.

As long as you're not a fat hambeast, any nerd whom you show obvious interest in will take you. He may think he has preferences, but a nerd is still a nerd, and he's also still a guy. His choices are limited as it is, and guys are notoriously unpicky when it comes to women.

The most important thing to a guy is that you display an interest in him and not also in other guys. Guys are competitive but nerds are generally hopeless romantics, and nothing will drop your stock with a nerd quite as effectively as being seen or heard flirting with other guys. He knows he can't compete with other men, or he's completely unwilling to. He'll probably give up on your at the first sign of difficulty such as this. This is especially true the older nerds get. They're so used to losing that competition that they view it as a total waste of effort.

The "don't be fat" thing is kind of shallow, but there is a good reason for it, same as why a guy shouldn't be fat. It makes fucking more difficult than it has to be. And that makes it a lot less fun. And that's gonna make him want to do it a lot less. You probably don't want your man to want head more than penetration.

In summary, don't be fat, show interest in him, and don't flirt with other guys. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608688
>As long as you're not a fat hambeast, any nerd whom you show obvious interest in will take you. He may think he has preferences, but a nerd is still a nerd, and he's also still a guy. His choices are limited as it is, and guys are notoriously unpicky when it comes to women.
you are wrong. there are men, in fact i'd say especially certain examples of nerds, who have high physical standards and history to prove it. i know a virgin nerd who personally chose not to go out with a girl who was fairly slim with breasts probably somewhere between C and E(he's into breasts), but would have at least had sex with her if she had a better appearance(he didn't like her for other reasons as well).

but you are right that if you are not a "fat hambeast" that you can get at least get a guy(at least as a sex partner) even if it's not the specific guy you want, but i'd say there's a certain amount of facial requirement as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608688
That Kohaku kind of makes me want to fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608688
doesnt losing imply a first effort

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be attracted to 3D girls anymore, they disgust me both physically and psychologically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6608708
I'd say having a nice voice helps a lot for both genders, too. I used to have a silent anxious guy in my class, and despite being not very attractive (not fat though), a lot of good looking girls liked him because he had a very deep, smooth voice, and they kept trying to make him talk. The same way an average looking girl can be absolutely adorable depending on her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

what sort of shallow cunt bases a relationship on fetishes and a laundry list of arbitrary traits

this is why true love only exists in 2d

[Anonymous No.]

Any girl who's willing to accept a prenuptial agreement where my stuff stays mine and her stuff stays hers is mature and psychologically sound enough for me. Everything else just kinda goes with that.

No hambeasts though, not that any would fall under either of the above categories.

[Anonymous No.]

frequent /jp/ goer here, I'd say someone whose quiet, intelligent, good taste in music would be a plus (Thats me personally Im a huge music fella and can't stand anyone who goes "YEAH I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING" because it ends up being 'Everything thats Popular like Kanye West and Justin Beiber or whatever the fuck it is these days'), interested in vidya would be nice, otaku girls are great I suppose, I don't know. I don't Look for anything females, I have an obnoxiously low sexual libido so I've never really been interested, ironically Im a big fan of Romantic Tragedies

[Anonymous No.]

I'll go for any girl who isn't fat, is a virgin and enjoys anime/VN/LN/manga/vidya/hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

thankfully like all /jp/ i have 3d defense:
because there's nothing to be gained by associating with me

so i've never had to bother looking for anything except the outside of a real female

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>>6608805
Enjoy your petty bitch who's just in the relationship to boost her self esteem and then screw you later on... figuratively I mean. Virginity doesn't mean shit. Most people just want a free ride, but women have an easier time getting it because of men with low standards such as yourself. See >>6608688

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>>6608821
it's all good if i'm really only in it to screw her and enjoy myself. if it becomes unenjoyable, farewell.

so long as she doesn't cheat on me i don't care, and i really am only concerned about that because of STDs(although i don't like the idea of other guy's semen either, that is irrational unless she does something really ridiculous).

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>>6608688
actually i enjoy creeping people out while being an elitist faggot

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Kind, smart, pretty

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>>6608838
Moetron: Winter Edition?

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I'm in a relationship with an otaku guy of sorts..

I get the general impression that many of them like girls who are slightly sadistic and controlling in bed, dominant in the relationship, but introverted, conscientous, understanding and caring. Having interest in the things he likes isn't bad, either. I think they want 3 things, basically:
1) motherly safety: being accepted the way they are in spite of their weaknesses, someone who can take care of them and their emotional needs, unconditional love
2) dominance: someone who can lead them and tell them what to do when they feel insecure or weak, someone who wants them and cares about them (they like being submissive in the bed because they want to be objects of desire: "I wish to be the little girl" and so on)
3) best friend: someone who isn't creeped out by their hobbies and fetishes, someone who doesn't look down on them, someone they can see as equal, someone they can play games or watch anime with and so on; being a bit tomboyish helps with this

This probably doesn't apply to everyone, but a lot of otaku guys need these things. They are a bit contradictionary, of course, but the thing is you'll have to take different roles in the relationship according to his needs. Be motherly and loving when he is sad, dominant when he is unsure or insecure and a friend when he wants to have fun and be accepted.

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My question to you, /jp/ would be: What do you offer in return?

Asking for a 9/10 woman/man when you're a 0.5 isn't realistic... Hence, why you escape into the 2D world.

>inb4 I'm a multimillion successful stockbroker, etc

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>>6608852
take note that this disgusting sort of calculation effort is why /jp/ hates real women

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>>6608846
Accurate explanation of what I want

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She has to be 2D, OP.
Also, why the hell do you even say you're a woman in an anonymous imageboard?

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> What do you look for in a real female?
Fideli...... heh sorry didn't realize this was a troll thread

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>>6608846
That sounds about right, yeah.

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>>6608876
>Woman
>Attention whore

The good /jp/ women, well you never know they're women.

I'll never be a little girl though ;_;

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>>6608876
being a woman gives you the right to make uninteresting attention-whore threads that's why

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>>6608852
My good friend, calling it an "escape" makes it sound so bad!

A 0.5/10 is a 0.5/10. It's acceptance and use of an alternative(2d), not escape. I'm not convincing myself of a lie here.

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>>6608888
that's okay i still love you more than 3d women

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>>6608846
I'd have to add one more thing.

4) Don't let him know you're being so analytical of what he wants and then doing it. At least not unless that's what he perceives you really want to, I guess.

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>>6608896
genius always trumps calculated success thoough

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If you were a character in your favorite harem series, you wouldn't be the protagonist /jp/, you'd be the weird otaku in the dark corner who's just there to make the main look good in comparison.

Truth/

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>>6608907
And? I'd still have my waifus and figures and everything else, since I'd still be an otaku. Well, at least I'd be 2D and around 2D girls.

Wait, so real life as it is now except with 2D everywhere? Fucking sign me up!

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>>6608903
Cool story, Hattori.

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>>6608907
even in the world only god knows we would be the beta-otaku huh

/crosses out achievement in life

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>>6608912

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>>6608852

I like how you just assume that we're here because we're ugly or failed in the real world, rather than just voluntarily withdrew from the real world because it's so disappointing and people are just such huge faggots.

Anyone with two eyes and a real brain can see what a sham societal function is; everyone is in it for selfish reasons, and their lives operate more from fearing other peoples' opinions than from their own true will. Which is fucking pathetic. You can either choose to put up with it and pretend that you're happy, before your inescapable divorce/mid-life crisis and following bitter decades of self-neglect and pity, or, you can avoid putting yourself through the rat race to begin with and be at true inner peace.

Also I bet I'm better looking than you are, as I'm better looking than most people period.

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>>6608913
More like omega.

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sublime pathos

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>>6608915
>It's society's fault, not my own outlook on life!

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>>6608918
more like the noble savage really

alone in an uncivilized world

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>>6608915
This, even though talking about it is pointless anyway.

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>>6608915
> as I'm better looking than most people period.
I would love to see your picture

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>>6608915
you spoilt it with the last line man

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>>6608920
Well yeah, society must be pretty appealing if you've trained yourself to like shit.

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did anyone mention human characteristics; y'know like affect and love for one's fellow man hate cruelty and stuff?

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>>6608852

It's a slippery slope. Nerds in their youth often fail to attract women because they lack the very commonly desired "daddy" traits that a majority of women actively seek in lovers. Repeated failures due to this crush their already low self-confidence, which further distances these guys from the desires of women. Initial disadvantages lead to rejection, which leads to developed disadvantages until the nerd has all but given up on ever finding affection.

What is little known about these now-infamous "Nice Guys" is that they are extremely eager to please. One of the most confusing behaviors of women is to take a man they are immediately attracted to, then try to change the parts of his personality they don't quite like. It's bizarre that they attempt this on men who are already confident and successful, and thus have absolutely no reason to change to conform to their standards.

The nerd, on the other hand, may be a 0.5 now, but there was once a time when he was probably a 5 or a 6, and could have easily been molded into an 8. Instead, his constant failures in his love life have caused him to recede into escapism, which only serves to further destroy his limited appeal.

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>>6608926
pretty sure society is bizarre for its ridiculous fears and taboos on excrement and the sexual institution in general

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this ridiculous graded-love hierarchy deal makes me even more glad to escape into the irreal

how could anyone stand that sort of phony garbage

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what happened to spontaneous relationships

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>>6608907
My second name would be malovent
I would be the villain

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>>6608948

You have to go outside and socialize with people for those to happen.

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>>6608951
No. You must SNS for that to happen.

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Just before I had given up on 3D girls, my standards gradually decreased to the point where I would date any girl as long as she appeared to be faithful and wasn't extremely ugly. Long story short: women can be unfaithful, a lot, even ugly ones.

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>>6608951
by the time i'd gotten over not being able to talk with people, i couldn't really see them as much more than soulless hateful things which i could only get over by framing as a curious object of analysis or some sort of absurd spectacle

if not enduring this horrific society means not being human anymore than i'd rather give up my humanity

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>>6608974
standards are of worthier mettle than women, man

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>>6608974
that makes me sad to hear

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Actually i bet that /jp/ average user just want a caring girl who won't leave them for whatever stupid reason.
Yes, we're all looking for TRUE LOVE ----- which doesn't exist in the real world.

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>>6608990
i can't believe that

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>>6608990
>real life
>/jp/

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I have nothing to offer girls, they have nothing to offer me. I have no regrets. This is the only path.

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>>6609024

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>>6609024
It does feel nice to hug them though, doesn't it?

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She has to be between the ages of six and thirteen.

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>>6609024
This

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>>6609033
Never tried it myself. I imagine a pity hug wouldn't feel much like anything.

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>>6609024
Hello brother, we share the same view.

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>>6609024
Holy shit, this is me in a nutshell.

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>>6608846
Oh wow, this post hit for maximum damage.