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Hey Faggots,

My name is Rinnosuke Morichika, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Touhou hentai pictures. You are everything bad on the Earth. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any actual Touhou pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my "Sexy Beam" because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level with your futa fetishism. This is even worse than discussing Fate/Stay Night powerlevels in /jp/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much manlier than you. I own the single biggest harem in the universe, and everyday I got paid and I got laid. What do you do for a living, other than "jack off to pictures of naked Gensokyo women"? I also got two cute lolis, a deliciously healthy maid and have a banging hot supplier (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitches.

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>> No.660820

You fail at trolling, Kourin.

>> No.660822

Truth be told, the canon Rinnosuke is a virgin just like the rest of us.

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Manly copypasta.

>> No.660830

/b/tards, in my /jp/?

>> No.660841

SO cash.

>> No.660847

How does Rinnosuke know about 4chan?

>> No.660848

>>660847
Yukari told him about it, duh?

>> No.660849

>>660822

Everyone in Gensokyo is a virgin.

>> No.660850

>>660849
Except for Youki.

>> No.660857

I should have raged but I couldn't because I am a fan of MANnosuke!

>> No.660860

>>660850
And Suwako.

>> No.660861

>>660847
A whole bunch of pasty young men have breached the barrier.
Most of them waste their days writing diaries and obsessively going to every lake they can find. When questioned, they speak of a place under the seal of the four leafs, where all man are equal in name and status, and illusions of Gensokyo are exchanged.

Of course, this was before the youikai Anonymous Extermination Program, when the immigration problem hit a high, with a never seen before birth rate from savage rape attacks. Since then, anonymous lives in hiding in the human village, suppressing their power level to a point in which they are no different from a farmer.

Anonymous hasn't gone to the shrine in years. Instead, they work the land, sometimes taking a breath to think about the gensokyo life they longed for, but they will never enjoy.

>> No.660863

>>660850

This begs the question... if you fuck an incorporeal ghost, are you still a virgin?

>> No.660865

Rinnosuke is half-breed filth.

>> No.660872

Well all I can tell you is that I know I exist. That's pretty much 90% more than what you've got going on.

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