/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Samus isn't the ultimate warrior.

girls can't be warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

Whore in a bluesuit with lack of doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605208
>lack of doujins

Seriously, why? Get on that shit already, Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605208
It's orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605213
>It's orange.

You smokin' son?

captcha: Bluebat Becky's

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605211
Few people like making Nintendo porn. Shit's too pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605219
It's either red or orange, I don't know where you got blue.

[Anonymous No.]

Autism is serious buisness, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605245
Blue started with zero mission I believe.

[Some Guy No.]

>>6605245
That's after she's taken off the Zero Suit.
You know, it must get really hot having all those layers. Unless her suit has a built in air conditioner.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

I miss the old Samus.
Back in the day when Samus was 1,90 tall and weighed 120 kilos naked, was described as "one-in-a-million out of one-in-a-million", and was pretty much the uncontested top motherfucker of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605208
There are some, from what I remember, but they are shit. Something which is sad, considering her universe is a pretty good source for fetish fuel.

Plus, they all focus on her Zero Suit. I'd rather replay the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605267
Varia Suit™: Makes walking in lava a walk in the park and keeps you fresh and clean.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6605282

I'll take the modern, sexy Samus off your hands for you.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6605292

You can have her. Don't worry about it. Getting nothing in return I'd still say I'm getting the better half of the deal.

I don't know who this strange person in the games right now is, but it sure isn't Samus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605292
You underestimate the shiny curves that have made thousands of Space Pirates lose their virginity just at the sight of them, Arc? You disappoint me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Other M
Why.
How do you fuck up that badly. It's just not possible.

[Necrobrotent No.]

You guys can have dickwhipped other m samus.

I'll stick with weavel he's more fun to play anyway, its a shame they never did anything else with all the other hunters, the game was the first fps I actually enjoyed on a portable system that didn't weigh half a ton.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6605302

Aw, now you're making me feel bad for not giving back. And it's Yuletide, too. Season of giving and whatnot.
Have this Tiger-striped Yuugi in return. I'm sure she'll find a good home with you.

I had to let her go anyway, the alcohol bills were killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605317
You can have your first person shooter Metroid. The 2D ones are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605328
Prime wasn't terrible. Could've been something if it didn't become progressively more generic, but not a bad metroid by any means.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6605328
The original metroid prime was freaking amazing, and I've been playing them since getting metroid 2 for the gameboy. A 5 year olds impulse buy because the guy on the front of the package looked awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Prime was excellent, Echos was bad, Corruption was...ok.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6605327

I thank thee, but it is beyond necessity.

Knowing there was once another Samus is enough. It makes me happy knowing that I will one day be able to tell my grandchildren I was young in a time of heroes, and that it will be neither a lie nor gloat.

[ロリあき No.]

>>6605285
Amazon Samus is best Samus

>>6605282
>focus on Zero suit
Because dat ass, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>6605373
>Because dat ass, obviously

Speaking of which....