/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure what board to post this on, but this one seems to be the obvious choice.

I'm gonna see a drama featuring a japanese actress with the rest of the cast native to my country. I want to yell something to throw her off balance when she appears on stage. (something easy to pronounce and understand), but not an insult or something basic like that.

What I would like is something like 'GLORY TO THE ETERNAL EMPIRE OF JAPAN' or even 'I AM JAPANESE LIKE YOU' some shit like that.

Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/int/

[Anonymous No.]

<---- /int/ is that way

[Anonymous No.]

That is a horrible idea. We're the last stop on the weeaboo continuum, and you just went off the rails and right into a barn full of nobody knows that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

OP is scum of the worst kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593241
I don't want to act like a weeaboo. You haven't understood that well what I want to say. If she was a russian actress, I would yell something in russian like 'LONG LIVE THE SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLIC'. It just happens that she is japanese, I want to throw her off balance, that's it... I thought you guys were all about Japan and shit so you would know a few words, too bad I guess

[­ No.]

馬鹿女。

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593253
>I thought you guys were all about Japan and shit

That'd be like saying someone is a wamerican because he masturbate to The Simpsons and play Mass Effect.

[sage No.]

"KAWAII DESU NE!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

Shout " I know the pleasure if being cummed inside!" She'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593253

I understand perfectly. You will still come off as an enormous weeaboo. And a tool. Some kind of... toolaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593248
you mad that I will bother some jap bitch?

>>6593254
thanks bro, care to post that in Latin or Cyrillic so I can read it ? what it means would be a plus too.

[Anonymous No.]

Watashi wa anata o aishite imasu.
>>6593253
>I don't want to act like a weeaboo.
Too late for this.
>you were all about Japan.
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593262
Well, i'm all over Nu, pogodi and the Berlin Battle movie series, does it mean I'm pro - soviet ? Wait, I am ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593270
What exactly makes you think that we care about Japan? We have /int/ for this kind of shit.

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>>6593270
Baka onna. - Moronic woman.

Captcha: some romery

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593270

"I am a useless Slav please rape my face."

[Anonymous No.]

> I thought you guys were all about Japan and shit so you would know a few words
we only know shit like "KAWAI" or "-chan" or "uguuu" or other gaia-level japanese words. we don't care about the country or their culture, just the geeky shit they release.

you might as well go to /a/ and ask them about american cartoons. they're still animated, so "animu", right?

[Anonymous No.]

You are a very horrible and mean spirited person, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593286
Insults are cool,but I want something more effective. You know the feeling when you see a member of your family do something ridiculous... like your mom trying to act dope in front of your friends... embarassment, right ? Well, I feel it would be the same if one of your countrymen did such a thing in a foreign country. Since the spectators are in the dark when you see a drama, if I get the accent down perfectly, I could fuck her shit up, at least I hope so.

>>6593285
Your board is fucking called 'JP'... What can you answer to that ?

>>6593278
A bit long, but still cool , thanks, what does it mean?

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>>6593291
I'd just like to interjoct for a moment... What you're refering to as "animu" is infact animated cartoons, or as I have taken to calling it lately Japanese animated cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593288
Good thing we saved your ass in WW2 then, punk.

>>6593294
Welcome to 4chan, nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>Your board is fucking called 'JP'... What can you answer to that ?

That you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593321
What does your precious two letters stand for, then, smart ass ?
Jolly Pornography ? For some reason, I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593326
And what does /b/ stand for, numbnuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593310
>Your board is fucking called 'JP'... What can you answer to that ?
This doesn't make sense. /p/ is not for poland, /a/ is not for america and /b/ is not for Bavaria as far as I know. Now try to find your answer alone as this is the greatest offense you could have said in our glorious Korean board. Fucking japanese lover scum. Are you enjoying your bomb? Do you enjoy sucking America's cock? You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593326
You... you B-BAKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593335

get a load of THIS hornses ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593318
I'd just like to interjuct for a moment. What you are referring to as 'WW2' is in fact the Great Patriotic War, or as I have taken to calling it lately Вели́кая Оте́чественная война́

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593310
>if I get the accent down perfectly
Hahahaha, good luck, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593336
>/b/ is not for Bavaria
Shame, really. It would be a better board

[Anonymous No.]

Can't answer, eh? Maybe if you weren't a shithead you could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593326

Jaded Pedophiles.

[­ No.]

>>6593350

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593363
I thought it was Just Pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593335
>>6593336
I love how you both use one letter boards. Let's take two & three letters ones..

TV ? Television
INT ? International
FA? Fashion
CK? Cooking
CM? Cute Male
and so on... need I go on or will you have the decency to at least admit to losing this argument? JP stands for Japan, it is fucking obvious, stop trying to avoid reality, realise the truth : WW2 was won thank to the USSR and not thanks to your capitalist empire of sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593372
>JP stands for Japan, it is fucking obvious, stop trying to avoid reality, realise the truth

Why do you care about Japan so much, you some kind of weeaboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593372

You threw peasants at a trained army until they got tired. Whoop-dee-freakin'-doo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593335
Anime/Random, as opposed to the main anime board, /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593372
Hey look guys, some dude is trying to explain us how our own board works, we'd better listen to him.

[Anonymous No.]

NIPPON BANZAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593335

OK, I'm a regular on /jp/ but this is annoying. Stop saying it. /b/ stands for nothing but /jp/ does stand for Japan (or simply "JP"/"Japanese" as a connotation for all sorts of thing). Some board names DO correspond to their URL, some don't. But do you think it's JUST A COINCIDENCE that this board happened to be christened "jp"? Why two letters? And why the two letters that are used to internationally represent Japan? If it was random, why didn't moot go for /jo/ or /ea/ or /8/ or someshit? OH I DUNNO REALLY.

I am sick of you stupid faggots perpetuating shit like this. You don't even think about it. This isn't even your opinion. You read this posted by someone else maybe a few months ago and now you're obsessed with mimicking it like a stupid sheep. You don't even know what it is you're imitating. Sad. Sad. Sad. YES I MAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593367
имеет ваше здоровье товарища!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593372
>one letter boards

What are you, autistic? There is no difference, it might as well be called /j/ or /th/, it's still not about Japan.

Also, you didn't answer my question, what does /b/ stand for? The answer is that you're a shithead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593387
Well he is communist, so he thinks it is everybody's board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593372
Are you seriously telling us what our board is about even though you've only been here for a few minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593379
Oh yeah? If it weren't for Comrade Stalin and the Great Red Army, you would be speaking German right now. Don't forget that and stop believing the imperalist's lies. Or are you a Hitlerite?

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>>6593377
Nice dubdubs.

Also, Japan is the best country in the world. The best food, the best women, the best everything. Only faggots wouldn't want to live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593398
Back to /b/ please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593377
Nah man, don't worry about it. I'm just a straight-up Compton OG

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593372
As expected of a jjokbari lover. He is autistic, insisting and a communist from shit Korea. How worse can you get? Furry also? Disgusting homo paedophile lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593394
I wonder which one of us is autistic... the 'regular' with some retarded pseudo-absurd avatars and the one time visitor.

B obviously stands for Brothel

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593403
LOLWUT? Rational thought is called Autism here ? You jaded faggots should read a book once in a while. I advise you to start with The Communist Manifesto, you can move on to the Capital afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593386
The name corresponding to the URL is merely an a priori convention, you dunkass, it doesn't mean anything. There is no categorical imperative stating this should happen, you complete and utter shit.

Way to be a idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how /ic/ and /vp/ are also two-letter boards yet are not an acronym of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593420
>corresponding
>a priori
>categorical imperative

Oh, I see you're an Internet argument expert. I have always dreamed to become like you one day. Wait a minute... NO I HAVEN'T YOU BASEMENT DWELLING PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL PIECE OF STEAMING CAPITALIST SHIT

>>6593422
Exceptions only confirm the rule. One letter boards also frequently are the first letter of what they are (v, s,y, h,a) and so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593415
Haha, we already knew you were a faggot weeaboo, but if you also think a book about a theory that became obsolete a century ago has anything to do with "rational thought" or even with anything period, you're really fucking retarded.

God, you're so fat I can't even fathom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593415

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593415
>Rational thought
You are a shitty communist weeaboo and you talk about rational thought?
What about no.
And /x/ is what fagget? And /d/? and /ic/? and /r9k/ /v/? Anti-american scum.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's pile some more shit into a shitty thread.

I notice the amount of threads I actually give a shit about experiences an all time low from 5am to the afternoon, in real America time.

Consequently, this happens to be noon-late evening for most european timezones.

Why is european /jp/ so shitty?
The front page has all of one quality thread(the fig thread), and four 'acceptable' /jp/-based meme threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593436
>BAWWW I DUNNO WHAT THESE DIFFICOLT WORDS MEAN MOMMY MOMMY

How about you actually refute my point instead of shittting around and being a spergaloid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593438
What is the fattest country on earth ? You're just pulling insults out of your ass now, using typical reactionary rethoric like 'obsolete' that don't need further explanation and proof. Why do you support an ideology that is built to pump all the profit it can from you... Don't you have any shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593447
Tu veux faire genre t'es cultivé ? Tu veux utiliser des expressions française ? Alors pourquoi pas carrément parler français, connard ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593449
>What is the fattest country on earth ?

Russia, proving very well, that Communism only works for about a year, like all sheep-induced "revulushuunz". Youre beloved theory only helped making a totalitarian regime that only evolved into the future biggest capitalistic powerhog of the 21th century

dam, youre dads semen must have tattered youre brain becoze what your producing isnt "rational thought"

Shithead

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593459
Encore pire tabarnacle, une tapette française, communiste, weeaboo et autiste. Calice que la France est fif.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy cow, this thread is most horrible, wish there were still a janitor around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593459
Speak English, you gaywad. Or are you afraid you'll get too ownded if the other person doesn't speak retard like you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593444
I thought that with the recent financial crisis, you idiots would stop clinging to your thousands-year old rethoric of 'HURR MORE PROFIT, serving no particular interest of human kind at all'

I will laugh when your so called empire finally crumbles onto itself

ONLY NIGGA WORTH SAVING IS CUBE MAIN.. STRAIGHT UP IM COMIN FOR YOU HOMEBOY

[Anonymous No.]

You people should stop insulting each other, this is not /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593471
ah le batard montréalais. tu m'as bien eu enfoiré. arrête de m'appeler un weeaboo par contre, c'est juste pas vrai, à la base je voulais juste faire chier une japonaise... dire que je suis autiste c'est facile, surtout sur ce forum quoi... avec des petites figurines de jeunes fillettes... sérieux?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593481
C'est toi qui es attardé ducon... GG GG LA SEUL LANG KE JE KONNE C LANGLAI LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593459
Fuck off, you're giving us french a bad image.
Well if it is even possible for us to look worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593482
Just becaus capitalism is a failing system doesnt mean your failure of a system will fix it, dumpass

Stop cryng now and go propose to youre jap bitch

or even better, go back to sucking youre daddies cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593495
déserre un peu les fesses mec, t'as jamais fumé de ta vie c'est ça ? car tu as écouté ta maman... c'est pas bien et mauvais pour la santé et tout, pas comme la soupe aux choux?

COTE D'IVOIRE REPRESENTE COUSIN WEST AFRICA DEMANDE A ALPHA , VIENS NOUS VOIR A CLICLI

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593502
So you're a nigger too ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593499
I'm gonna dump your ass right here right now. Toe to toe nigga, let's find which system is best with GODDAMN hand to hand combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593509
Dans la rue en me voyant tu baisserais la tête. Tu fais le beau et ton ptit facho sur Internet c'est ça ?

Sur ce je vais me mater une vid du hoop, vous êtes tous des bouffons

T'as qu'à leur traduire aux anglos

[Anonymous No.]

Been a while since I last saw so much shit condensed in only one thread, GJ /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593492
Συνέχισε να είσαι αυτισμικός πιτσιρίκο, αν είχες ένα γραμμάριο αρχίδια, θα μου'ρχόσουν αντι να κρύβεσαι πίσω απ'τη γκαίυ γλώσσα σου.

How does it feel to be autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593513
Come at me bro, I'm pretty much perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593516
You sound quite buttangery and hurtfeeling.

[Anonymous No.]

hey,hybrid japanese.
i don't your future and killing soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593519
dont speak cypriot sorry, you have named and organized reaction images, i think that just speaks for itself, trying to have an argument with you is quite tiresome, that's a pretty bad tactic but I guess it works, since I am getting a bit angry here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593531
He's just mad as hell. He wouldn't resort to avoiding speaking English if he wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593469
http://www.expatify.com/news/the-worlds-top-10-fattest-countries.html
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593542
>that just speaks for itself

Yeah, it says you're putting effort responding to overused image macros everyone is posting at a whim. Don't get so worked up next time.

>angry

I don't usually respond like that, but pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593542
No nerd, trying to argue when your logic and ideas flat out SUCK is quite tiresome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593562
Yeah, I guess autistic and retarded children don't understand the double meaning of the word "fat". Sorry from my part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593550
C'est bien, tu fais ton travail de petit traducteur docile

YO
ENGLISHMEN - UH UH
THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY BOY D - ROCK
FATMEN N HEAVY METAL, SLIDING ON MY NUUH
FIRING GUNS LOOKIN AT MAGAZINES WHILE LISTENING PULLING OUT MY RACK
I SEE MY GAT I WANNA MAKE IT GO PACK YOSELF FOO

la voilà ta réponse en anglais

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593571
then why you doin it PUNK? GOT YOU RIGHT THERE
THAT'LL TEACH YA LITTLE FAGGITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593588
cool lyrics man, put some heavy beat next to that, i'd buy that record (well at least download it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593588
I'm sorry man, if i knew Id make youre ass so angry I wouldn't have responded

By the way, french communist rapper is my new shit-tier combination of a person. Gay, ill-educated AND with shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593564
you used the word 'overused'. please accept the fact that these images serve no real purpose, most of the time. it's been months since I last laughed on 4chan, yet I can't stopP P PPP PPSHIITTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593596
i'm not french, i come from cote d'ivoire, learn some geography nigga, french is not only spoken in france but all over the world. Africa, Europe, America, you name it, you got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593592
I'm not the one who can't refute points and angrily starts spewing bullshit at random, you are.

You know deep inside communism is dead. Just like your manhood LOL

Please, go buyb some tissues for your butttears

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593596
french rap is best rap, you idiot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D3_Bp5YyUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593597
I'm sorry you don't spend time outside /b/, but they are overused whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593609
all these pictures you post, aren't them bullshit at random? REPEAT AFTER ME

YES THEY ARE

capitalism is dead isn't it

YES IT IS

your mom loves it up the ass don't she

YES SHE DOES

GOOD BOIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593611
FU, CB IV WUZ HERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwc4gCVXTcM

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593603
Sure you are, Frenchie, but that doesn't make you any less gayer for speaking a gay language some gaymen forced up your ancestors' asses while buttfucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is not taking it easy ITT, why u do this /jp/ ?

[Say, M()()t, how about a Wikileak Mirror Board !!yN7/INKbOsq No.]

>>6593232
How about yelling "I have no pride, or brains. Ehh! Ehh!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593616
Why are you so defensive that you need to force words I didn't say? Your ass seems to be fractured from all that OWNage.

At least I make points and refutations between my bullshit, you spend so much effort and temper and yet you can't even answer them! You sad, sad, sad nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593623
gay is an english word. the first homosexuals were englishmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593633
WELL REFUTE THIS PUNK

HOW COME MY HOUSE IS STILL CLEAN EVEN AFTER A BIRD SHIT ON IT ? NO ANSWA RIGHT ?

OWNED

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593638
You are a shitlicker I guess.
WAIT YOU TRICKED ME, THAT WAS ALREADY A GIVEN LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593634
Gay is derrived from the Old French word gai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593638
bitches dont know bout my bird shit colour painted house

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593645
yes, like most of your words. What I meant is that the newly accepted meaning has origins in English speaking countries. Don't try to refute this. You have ruined a perfectly fine word.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck
is this THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593634
Yet it describes you so well. Stop being so racially butthurt. Just surrender youre ass, like all your smelly kin does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593652
homo gaylords

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593644
UHHH
wrong answer nigga, i'm gonna give you another chance
I SEE YOU LIKE RIDDLES

WHAT IS COVERED IN JIZZ AND SCREAMS GERMAN SOUDING WORDS?

[Anonymous No.]

This is one of the worst thread I have ever read in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593653
you are still trapped in the realm of racial thinking I see. Can't do much to help you out, I think. Good luck pal

[Anonymous No.]

That fucking dog makes me imagine bad dog-breath every time I scroll past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593650
Dude, stop being chauvinist and communist at the same time, you only look more stupid butthurt.

In fact, do you even know what chauvinism is or is that word too hard for you too? LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>107 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

LOL HOW DO I REPORT & HIDE ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593658
Agreed. Worse than /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593665
originally a french word, as usual

why don't you bow down to your Francophone overlords... Accept our superiority

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593656
Youre mother after I finish doing her

No, wait, wrong, you after youre nigger dad finishes doing you

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593660
I'm not the one projecting my nation over others, you are.
No need to backpedal coz youre out of words, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593665
Marxism-Leninism and Maoism are not the same thing. Stop wrapping everything up in that 'HURR COMMUNISM' word. Socialism can exist within a single country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593674
The Ivory Coast is quite a humble country. Please accept my apologies.
PHOQUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593676
Yeah, Hitler did that and it worked so well.

Yeah, I just Godwin'd this thread. You faggots can stop posting in it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593682
i don't even know what to answer.
You maoists are simply unacceptable people to hang around. I can't fathom how you got this innacurate representation of the world around you, but I can't do much. This is a lost cause really

[Anonymous No.]

>CK? Cooking
nope. China & Korea

>jp
jurassic park

[Anonymous No.]

The thread started out promisingly, but devolved into god-knows-what. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593711
Such is the cytotoxic power of the OWNworks: Devolving even the most powerful trollthreads into goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593711
No, the thread was utter shit to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593711
it was shit from the beginning really

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593711
Your lack of standard makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

tbh if this is a troll thread gotta give it the full 10 points. this spawned so much butthurt it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593739
But it's hilarious. Look at how mad the OP got!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593739
It was just shitty troll over shitty troll done for the 100 time this month. It deserves a 2, big max because of the silliness of a black French rap-lover communist weeaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593752
>black French rap-lover communist weeaboo
for serious? I don't see that nowhere in this thread really, give a particular post or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593757
See:
>>6593415
>>6593516
>>6593588

Funny thing is, we made him reveal all these traits out of his buttmad

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593772
Cool, so you counter trolled a troll. Except I don't see the weeaboo part, it just doesn't add up. Black french rapper seems pretty logical, after all France is the 2nd rap producing country

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593794
He insisted that the board is about Japan. That's not really weeaboo, but rather part of the countertroll.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh?

Really immature, OP, I'd take you for all of about 16 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593810
HURR I DONT WANT MY PRECIOUS JAPANESE WAIFU TO BE EMOTIONALLY HURT BY THIS EVIL MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6593828
Where she's from doesn't matter. It's still not a nice thing to do.