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>> No.6589965

Because I lose.

>> No.6589968

I'm waiting until they patch some of the major bugs.

>> No.6589969

Too casual

>> No.6589973

How do you play?

>> No.6589978

Too imbalanced. So many overpowered shit

>> No.6589975

I hate grinding games.

>> No.6589979

The women are ugly.

>> No.6589980

Several bad puns later...

>> No.6589982

>>6589954
The devs were trolling when they set up the loli routes. Practically every one gives you a bad end before even getting to the CG, unless you're insanely lucky.

>> No.6589986

>>6589982
The NTR loli route was evil. Who would have thought that little girl would go for the roofer?

>> No.6590000

THE ZERGLINGS AS FASTER THAN THE BANELINGS BECAUSE OF THE SPEED UPGRADE.

>> No.6590002

because no save points

>> No.6590003

Because there was no character creation menu and I don't like mine.

>> No.6590009

I already played the sequel, Second Life.

>> No.6590013
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6590013

I'm not allowed outside of the mansion, and every time I DO leave, Reimu or Marisa always sends me back home.

>> No.6590019

I get supply blocked constantly.

>> No.6590020

because there is no respawn points in real life.

>> No.6590021

Way too populated, bugs never get fixed, grinding is basically the only thing you can do, the class system sucks, the stat system sucks, the plot sucks and the only good thing about it are the minigames.
Why would I bother?

>> No.6590028

>>6590021

You just hate it because you suck at it, fag. l2p nub

>> No.6590040

>>6590021
Even then, the sex minigame was over-rated.
TWO genders? Let's hope they add more in an update, because there's no way that's going to keep its appeal in the long term.,

>> No.6590041
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>>6590003
Clever.

>> No.6590047

>>6590028
Why would I bother playing a game in which, even if I somehow get good at it, everything is still decided by luck? And even if you can get past that, there are still all those horrible aspects I mentioned.
Good job, you are good at a bad game. Hahahahaha.

>> No.6590049
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6590049

>>6590028
I enjoy games I suck at as long as they are fun.

>> No.6590050
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6590050

This.
>>6589965

and I heard going outside part is overrated.

>> No.6590054

Because it's boring. Can't even fly without having to use some huge machine, no magic, nothing cool. Shooting combat is boring as hell, one shot and they die. The only good things about it are the Video Game mini games and the awesome collectibles. Doesn't make up for the rest of it though.

>> No.6590062

>>6590003

the devs thought it was a good idea to let your actions dictate how you look. The problem was that they didn't program the tutorial NPCs right so they didn't explain it to you til it was too late

>> No.6590059

>>6590050
>fully pvp
I chuckled.

>> No.6590067

Because it's shitty and so is the community.

>> No.6590071
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6590071

Protag sucks. graphics, women, gameplay, leveling are just horrible. NPC's are just...Damn plain, boring, allways say the same thing, easy to predict.
Plot is not very interesting. minigames such as vidya, anime, VN's, manga and /jp/ are awesome though! But as a whole it's unsatisfying, easily forgettable game. Includes only bad ending. Whatever you do...do not start playing that game. EVER! It's a horrible waste of time.

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>>6589954
rape and goiter

>> No.6590082

It's not made by old Rareware

>> No.6590088

>>6589954
I rolled NEET instead of Alpha.

>> No.6590090

Obvious viral

>> No.6590091

There are no cheats.

>> No.6590095

>>6590091
Someone never heard of depression dugs.

>> No.6590098

99% of your characters stats and capabilities are set as soon as you create it, and you can't re-roll without deleting everything and starting a new account... if they even let you.

And it's so imbalanced. If you're lucky and you start out in the US or EU you're pretty much OK for the rest of the game. If you start out in Africa or Asian, you're fucked.

>> No.6590100

>>6590067
This.

There is not one good thing out there, compared to in here.

>> No.6590102

>>6590088
But NEETs become sages when they class change.

>> No.6590103

Can even choose your gender, what fuckery is this?

>> No.6590106

Wait... I'm pretty sure you meant Real Lives 2010.

It's amusing for a bit, but far too dependent upon your starting location. Start in the US and you'll end up a multibillionaire. Start in Africa and you end up raped and diseased.

>> No.6590121

>>6590047
>implying luck is what lets you succeed at this game.

I bet you think combat sucks because it's all button mashing as well right? Stop blaming your own failure on the game, learn to play or get off the server.

>> No.6590147

I put all my points in intelligence.

It does nothing and I can't reroll.

>> No.6590154

>>6590147
Same here.
I wasted all my point in INT/WIS. No stats reset and I have zero point in Charisma. I dont even know why I am still playing.

>> No.6590162

>>6590121
Dude, luck is fucking everywhere. First, because the initial stat roll is completely random - get a shitty one and you're basically fucked. Get a disability (the devs felt like putting even those in the game, what the shit) and you're most likely fucked. Spawn on a bad area with a bad famility and you're even more fucked. And then, if you're not lucky enough throught the entire game, enjoy failing at every single thing you try, only to eventually die to a random-ass Thunder the GMs decided to use because they were bored.

I may suck at it, yes, but the game is so bad I don't feel the need to try becoming good at it. What would I even win if I beat it? Oh yeah, the game doesn't even have a fucking ENDING. You just play until your stats decay so much you die. WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT.

Now excuse me, I'll go back to my eroge.

>> No.6590167

>>6590147
>>6590154
You think you made a bad decision? I spent all mine on LCK and never landed a critical hit

>> No.6590180

>>6590147
>>6590154

You do know your stat pool is randomly generated at CharGen right? So if you rolled low and only had like, eight points to spend which you put entirely into INT you'll still be dumber than someone who rolled 40 and split it over four stats.

You're not smart because you spent on INT.

>> No.6590179

>>6590167
Luck gives you positive random encounters.

>> No.6590187

I think I'm gonna cancel my subscription soon. My friends got me into the game at first and tried to raise my character's stats up but it's just no fun, plus it's so expensive. I hear there are tons of different private servers that are much more fun, but are extremely tough to get into so maybe I'll try that.

>> No.6590193

It amuses me that noone said anything about racial choice.

>> No.6590198

>>6590180
This.
Just by thinking intelligence won't get you anywhere you're already stupid.

>> No.6590209

>>6590193
They went with the standard Human Elf Dwarf Giant, but called them White Yellow Brown Black because they were all basically the same shit.

>> No.6590210

It fucking sucks. Apparently, the only way to get ahead in life is raising the social skill and to do that you have to interact with hordes of annoying characters.

Hell, the only good thing about this game is that if a character dies, they're permanently gone.

>> No.6590214

>>6590193
I'm white, it doesn't affect my life.

>> No.6590220

I didn't choose to play this game in the first place.

>> No.6590229
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6590229

because hyperreality is more vivid and brilliant

i don't want to do anything unpleasant so even if this is a ephemeral delusion i would shatter this bleak and pointless reality every time

because when i go out on the streets, it's filled with these soulless people-shaped objects and it really hurts for some reason, even though they might be pretty or cute-looking or whatever. even though there are real people out there, it seems sort of lonely.

no matter how glib or trite you guys might be, there's a redeeming sort of sublime pathos; even though it hurts and that we might be especially pathetic, cowardly, despicable and all sorts of badness there's a sort of "Hail, horrors, I greet thee!" magnificence to /jp/ & /c/'s attempt to brighten up each other's days even in this little, whimsical way no matter what sort of horror happens to lurk. although everyone calls 4chan a hivemind or whatever, i think the lack of assimilation is truly admirable: call it autistic blitheness but a lot of the time i see people in groups and they seem to take the easy way out by becoming part of the group and losing themselves. personally, i find that it's a lot easier, a lot less painful and even something that most of us know we could do if we wanted to.

similarly people sublimate into this notion of practicality but by the end of the day their dreams have been reduced to a rubble no more than making it to the next day, compromising at every step just to live, yet never really being alive. they supplant their wavering feelings of doubt with the certainties that modern-day society provides them and ultimately become something which i cannot stand to call living, let alone human.

living is tough, let's continue to take good care of each other and

i really love you guys, you really mean a lot to me

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>>6590229

>> No.6590242

So many bugs.
It's like the developers aren't even trying anymore.

And those fucking NPCs that just sit there playing their shitty banjo like I give a shit?
And those "gib money XD" fags?

And if you complain to the moderators about how you can't see the players with black skin in the dark; you're the one who gets reported.

Fuck that, I say.

>> No.6590248

So why is this thread still here

>> No.6590247

That game is way too hard. Lunatic level Touhou and Deity level Civ IV are easier than that fucked up shit.

>> No.6590245

>>6590210

And now someone's bitching about social encounters.

"You need INT to win so this game sucks!"
"I can't get anywhere because my social skills are too low! It sucks!"
"I'm quitting unless they reduce the whole luck element, it's unfair!"

Sorry but this game wouldn't have the billions of subscribers it does if all these things were true, just because you've had bad personal experiences and don't know how to play the game right doesn't mean it's a bad game.

It's your fault you're having a bad time.

>> No.6590258

>>6590245
Get out RL devs.

>> No.6590266

>>6590245
Could you please enlighten us with your strategy on how to succeed in this game, then?

>> No.6590277

>>6590266

lol no

Why would I help you fags ninja my drops and steal all the females away for your parties?

>> No.6590278

Seems you gotta role-play in everything you do if you want to succeed in building reputation points.

Just so much easier to take the dark route of things, or avoid all other characters in general.

>> No.6590291

>>6590277
It's okay, I only have interest in little girls.

>> No.6590294

>>6590245
I apologize that we've got too much of a taste and hold much higher standards than you do.

>> No.6590314

It was good about 60 years ago, now it's just stupid.

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>>6590245
you trash can have your lot but we will piece through the heavens

>> No.6590335

Protagonist is terrible.
He never gets motivated enough to act on his own decisions, he can't speak to the female characters properly, and on top of that, every choice he makes is a bad one.

Bracing for bad end.

>> No.6590342

Because it is shit?

>> No.6590456

>>6590335
are you cloud from ff7?

>> No.6590585

I've yet to see a GM. I dont bother /Gming anymore.

>> No.6590597

kusoge if I ever saw one

>> No.6590629

Because, if you even think about engaging in PvP, you get suspended from the game. If you actually win a PvP duel, you get removed from it forever. There's even a chance you'll get suspended for PvE because the NPCs don't like it when you kill mobs.

>> No.6590650

>>6590629
If you have to attack anyone, attack animals, most NPCs won't care. I'm playing as a nonhero class, anyway, so combat limitations don't bother me.

>> No.6590684

>>6590650
But you can usually only fight another player until their stamina drains or ANOTHER player pulls you off of him.
If you drain them of all their HP, then all the other players will try to find you and either lock you away for the rest of your time spent playing the game or kill your character.
As a matter of fact, you can get punished for even thinking about draining another player's HP. And you can get confined if you try unsuccessfully to drain your own HP, which is stupid.
You can get punished for killing animals, too, it just happens a lot less often.

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>> No.6590718

>>6590684
That's what you get for attacking someone's pet. Make sure it is a wild animal.

>> No.6590722

>>6590684
I lol'd.

>> No.6590775

>>6590684
if you want to pvp so badly, theres a job class called soldier that lets you without any consequences.

>> No.6590789

>>6590775
You usually get to play on foreign servers and may experience some annoying lag.

>> No.6590816

>>6590775
The PvP in wars are terrible. You can down an enemy or at least immobilize them in one shot. What kind of shitty system is that? It was much better a few hundred years ago, before the GMs put in the firearms patch.

>> No.6590844

This board moves slow, there is no excuse that METASHIT LIKE THIS GOES UNNOTICED FOR 70 FUCKING REPLIES. Our Janitors are worse than /a/s janitors, at least they have an excuse.

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6590868

I've been working on a pretty good build for several years now. I'm about to hit level 25 but man this build's finally going to start paying off. I've unlocked some special trait that a very small amount of the players know about.

Go ahead. Ask me what it is.

>> No.6590877

>>6590868
obviously pure math

>> No.6590914

Seems I'm the only one here who found the cheat codes in the pyramids. Sex, money, and esper powers. There was also an extra life one, but I already used it.

>> No.6590981

damn, i guess i'm lucky that my character isn't particularly low on charisma
there's one downside on the high +30~40 INT/WIS stat boost i received at character creation though, most other characters just seem stupid and unpredictable monkeys most of the time, but that's ok because my characters charm is only somehwat below average and my physical skill are a little above average which compensates for the popularity penalty received from the lower charm, since most other characters find that a good trait to posses

also the large int/wis combo came with an affiinity/interest combo in IT and a general logical understanding of programming and other computer related skills, and since jobs which require a high skill with computers are always in demand and my character actually has a liking to them i may even be able to find a job that increases the heppiness level instead of decreasing it

i guess i'll turn out fine

>> No.6590999

>>6590981
And then I woke up.

>> No.6591008
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>>6590981
who needs charisma

>> No.6591030

>>6590999
i'll take that as a compliment
but hey, it's not all roses and sunshine you know, all the penalty my charcter got in charisma have been on the 'attract other gender' main skill, and he used to be bullied alot in highschool, before the 'puberty' boosted some of his physical stats, so he does have some mental problems

why the hell would i otherwise be playing the /jp/ sub-minigame?

>> No.6591041

>>6591030
Hey, just because my character uses the /jp/ minigame doesn't mean she has mental problems!
[spoilers];~;[/spoilers]

>> No.6591063

>>6591041
you need to have a mental health af atleast -12 to be able to not get bored and get penalties from doing the /jp/ minigame

>> No.6591064

>>6591030
i really feel bad for you if you think /jp/ is the low point in your life

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