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You wake up in Gensokyo subservient to the Touhou who's theme you like the most. I for one like Yuyuko, but realize I listen to arrangements of "U.N. Owen Was Her?" the most. Post your fates, /jp/. May it be better than mine.

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>> No.6584259
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6584259

Shou already has Nazrin. I guess I get to be youkai food.

>> No.6584256

>>6584242
Yukari. It cant be that bad since she is strongest and already have Ran so I would just help her in dealing with outside world. I would be Youkai in outside world and gensokyo!

>> No.6584269

Already did, and I don't feel like reposting everything.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S6506749

>> No.6584280
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Hong Meiling.

I don't think she's the dominating type; hell, I could probably take the shift for her when she decides to take that siesta. So long as I get a meal or so a day, life won't be so bad as the gatekeeper's servant!

>> No.6584290

Hmm, Satori. I imagine it wouldn't last very long. She would pick up on the fact that I think she's adorable and want to have a threesome with her sister and she would likely kill me on the spot. Or else that I'd be so scared of that happening, I obey her every command, and she's depressed to know it's out of fear and not loyalty. I feel so bad for her.

>> No.6584303

What would u say if I like Yuyuko but I listen to Mystia's theme the most?

>> No.6584344

>>6584303
Then you're Mystia's servant.
Read the OP more carefully, anon.
>You wake up in Gensokyo subservient to the Touhou whose theme you like the most

>> No.6584352

>>6584303
I would say you awoke as Mystia's servant? Yuyuko has very little to do with the subject matter, aside from delicious irony.

>> No.6584353

What if my favorite theme is a stage theme?

>> No.6584364
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6584364

This is my fate.

>> No.6584372

>>6584353
Then you have to jump in the lake.

>> No.6584377

>>6584353
You are the gardener of that stage then. You take care of and clean it after everyone's done danmakuing around in it.

>> No.6584390

>>6584353
Err... A fairy?

>> No.6584396

God damn it, I listened to Love Colored Master Spark 5 more times than I did with U.N. Owen. I would gladly be Flandre's servant, even better if it's Remi, but oh well.

>> No.6584407

Grave of Being...Hm...Stage theme. I love it so much though.

>> No.6584410
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Is it a good thing or bad thing?

>> No.6584416

>>6584344
k, gotcha. Dunno if it'd feel good to go blind for the rest of my life - maybe it'd be better to get eaten by my favorite character, grrr

>> No.6584427

>>6584242
>You wake up in Gensokyo subservient to the Touhou who's theme you like the most.

I never wake up, I'm drained of blood and left to rot before I ever get the chance.

Alternatively, if I'm really lucky, Flan will keep me alive long enough to toy with me a bit and I can d'aww as she drains the life from my body.

>> No.6584429

QUESTION

DO REMIXES COUNT?

>> No.6584444

I will be Mokou's Servant. Just for kicks, she'll make me be her stunt double in fights. ;_;

>> No.6584445

>>6584429
I did mention "arrangements" in the OP. Remixes of themes count.

>> No.6584448
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I'm perfectly fine with that.

>> No.6584455

I would proudly serve Eiki-sama. What more could I ask for?

>> No.6584456

>>6584427
More like she breaks her toy within seconds of receiving it.
Flan doesn't know that she eats people.

>> No.6584457
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6584457

We'd have all sorts of fun adventures being screwups together and not scaring anyone.

>> No.6584461

>>6584457
I'm jealous.

>> No.6584465

Byakuren? But I don't want to support Youkai-Human co-operation, I want to exterminate them (Youkai).

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>>6584461

If getting bitchslapped by Sanae is your thing...

>> No.6584522

Sakuya. Some sexual domination would be nice, but I have a feeling she'll just force me to fill that position for a hotblooded maid she was trying to find someone for.

ALRIGHT!! LET'S CLEAN THIS MOTHERFUCKING MANSION LIKE IT'S NEVER BEEN CLEANED BEFORE! WHEN I'M DONE HERE TODAY, EVEN THE WILD BATS IN THE BASEMENT WILL BE BRUSHED SPARKLINGLY CLEAN!

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Awesome, I'd love to be Mima's servant.

>> No.6584535

>>6584522

inb4 brushiebrushie.jpg

>> No.6584543

>>6584476
Fool. That WAS Sanae.

>> No.6584600
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6584600

I chose my favorite touhou for the music. Every Marisa theme is the best theme in its respective game. A long time ago I was reluctanct to accept that, and wanted Patchy to be my favorite since I had more related to her in real life. But then I realized in every videogame I use for escapism(LoTR:O, EQ, WoW, etc.) I'm always an eccentric happy go lucky magician who is a massive dick in every group and ninjas drops left and right. So it is only right that the real me devoid of any repercussions and free to flow would be just like my waifu.

>> No.6584630

I don't like any of the boss/character themes really except Kogasa's. I usually like stage themes more and the unrelated albums. My favorite Touhou related song is Witch of Love Potion so maybe it's whoever that music is supposed to be about.

>> No.6584638

>>6584600
Many people forget to ignore their own existence when delving into escapism, which is pretty silly with 2D. The whole point is that as long as you have a 2D world to escape into, it doesn't matter how much of a loser you are in real life. It becomes irrelevant, and you possibly even forget it. We should all strive for that, to be simply what we want to be, not what the real world demands that we acknowledge ourselves as.

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I couldn't decide, so I counted how many remixes of each song do I have.

I'm not absolutely mad at this.

>> No.6584667

>>6584638
Lately I've started to compare things in my life to things from video games and VN's. Mostly just to do with my university studies. If Marisa worked hard for her magic then I should work hard for mine as well. I did start to take better care of myself as I got into touhou as well, hygienically speaking. I wonder what our waifu's would think if they saw us in frilly dresses though.

>> No.6584681

>>6584667
They'd want to have a glorious danmaku fight in the sky,

>> No.6584685

I wake up next to Remilia, she says it's dinner time, I get anemic and I die.
The end.

>> No.6584692

>>6584685
Patchouli isnt dead yet and she has much less blood in her body than you, being a little girl and all. You'd be fine, I doubt you'd have anything more than very slight anemia.

>> No.6584698
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6584698

Figures, since she's the one that dominated me the most in-game.

>> No.6584709

>>6584698
You're betraying your namesake

>> No.6584719

>>6584709
I do enjoy Hiroari, but I can't in good conscience say it's the best of all the Touhou themes.
Most fun fight mechanics, at least.

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6585281

Um...
>Current playlist consists of nothing but remixes of U.N. Owen was Her?
Uh... I guess I'm... stuck in the basement like I always am?

Awww, FUCK.

>> No.6585324
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I am okay with this, very much okay.

>> No.6585327

The one I've listened to the most?
>WAVE's cover of Fate of Sixty Years
brb, becoming Knight Templar.

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If stage themes count, I'm the janitor of Nitori's stage.

Otherwise I'm assistant editor of the Bunbunmaru news.

I'm totally okay with this.

>> No.6585362

I tend to like the touhous whose themes I like so this shouldn't really apply to me but... Satori or Kogasa

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>You wake up in Gensokyo subservient to the Touhou who's theme you like the most.
>subservient

NEVER

Apparently my fate is to punch Marisa in the face. SO SOLLY

>> No.6585376

The only touhou theme I like is an extra stage theme.

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