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6583256 No.6583256 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/ ;_;
Do you think that I will get to be in gensokyo and have silly hat? and what method should I use?

>> No.6583268
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6583268

Here you go.

You can than ... nvm

>> No.6583273

Oh, it's this thread again.

>> No.6583277

Meet you at the dragon statue.

>> No.6583288

you dont got the guts

>> No.6583345

>>6583288
I would like just to make sure that I will be in gensokyo and how to do it....

>> No.6583351

>>6583277
I turned into a fairy, I can't exactly enter the village. I need another meeting place. Is the Forest of Magic okay?

Not a trap to make you dumbass humans get lost, I swear.

>> No.6583352

get to marisa house and she'sg etting railed by alice then you gt eten by a grue

woned so hard go fuk ur dad on facbook faggit.

>> No.6583372

does anyone knows how to do it quickly and safe?

>> No.6583377

in before jewelry cleaning powder

>> No.6583389
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6583389

I'm working on beating every game on Lunatic and then extra stages in one day. I can manage every extra stage (well, I haven't started IN or MoF yet, but after SA and UFO they should be easy). Lunatic is going to take a while though. Maybe some day I will have an epiphany and realize how to do it. So far the closest I've got to being an Expert Touhou Player is beating EoSD on hard.
But I'll make it there eventually, It's only been a bit over half a year since I started playing Touhou properly. I'll be enjoying carefree days in the forest eventually.

>> No.6583435

>>6583389
Dont worry, if you can beat everything on HARD you can try to be fairy or youkai or join team 9...

>> No.6583445

>>6583372
>safe
Depends on your definition of "safe"

>> No.6583455

>>6583256
>marisa's house
That's not a 5.56x45mm.

>> No.6583456

>>6583445
safe that it wont fail leaving me in this world and wont require to leave room or other people to help ;_;

>> No.6583481

You need a silly hat before you go to gensokyo. That's why I have a whole collection.

>> No.6583482

Remember Before going to gensokyo to write out that you're an organ donor on the back of your driver's license or state ID.

Make sure you do it outside, It cost much less for your family to have it cleaned up that way and it doesn't associate that room in the house with your lifeless body.

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>>6583435
Well, that's not too bad, I should be able to manage Hard eventually. I got raped by UFO when I tried earlier, and SA is going to be painful, but eventually I shall prosper.

>> No.6583718
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6583718

OP's picture is poor copy of this original. Haven't heard of that safetripfriend ever since.

I admit, tempting idea, but if I made a suicide to get into Gensokyo, my family might think I'm crazy. My friends know where I stand, tho, they wouldn't wonder one bit.

>> No.6583731

>>6583718
>tho

>> No.6583781

>2 magazines
I certainly hope it's not that hard to get into Gensokyo.

>> No.6583828

>>6583718
I dont want to use gun. I just want to use magic of fairies to fall asleep and wake up with silly hat and dress somewhere in forest of magic or some unknown shrine in gensokyo

>> No.6583949

>>6583653
you can always try to learn how to danmaku from cirno and move to harder ones later

>> No.6584005
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6584005

Reality is a momentary dream, but a dream is a reality for an eternity.

>> No.6584022

>>6583781
He probably needs more.

>> No.6584025

>>6584005
I don't know what the mistress smokes, but it is good.

>> No.6584281
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6584281

This, but Im not sure if its "safe".

>> No.6584888
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6584888

I wouldn't be so eager to kill myself If I didn't knew about touhou. If I knew what awaits us after death, maybe I would kill myself right now.


she looks so cute in this pic, oh...

>> No.6584923

>>6584888
There is some afterlife, "heaven", "reincarnation", "gensokyo" or even next life. I would kill myself if there was any easy and painless method ;_;

>> No.6585569

There a numerous painfree methods.

>> No.6585572

>>6585569
Then post them please !!!

>> No.6585577

Won't you end up in 'hell' unless you die on the battlefield?

>> No.6585582

>>6585577
Corea, here I come.

>> No.6585585

>>6583256
>He needs 2 clips for suicide
>laughingtoouhous.png

>> No.6585589

>>6585572
firstly what country do you live in?

>> No.6585591

>>6585572

Hemlock.

>> No.6585595

>>6585589
Ukraine.

>> No.6585606

>>6585595
does your car have a catalytic converter?

>> No.6585611

>>6585606
I dont have car...

>> No.6585613

>>6585589
canada

>> No.6585628

>>6585613
>>6585595
wait ... so now Im in both ukraine and canada?

>>6585606
and the same , I dont have car.

>> No.6585629

I just don't get why you nutheads are so anxious to die and move on already. Really, every time I consider it, I realize the only thing I hate about my life is reality.

>> No.6585631

>>6585611
Can't think of any other easy and painless suicide methods.

I assume you don't have a gun?

>> No.6585637

I suggest you start doing psychedelics instead of killing yourself. Going to Gensokyo would not be very fun if it was the norm, it's much better if you just visit from time to time.

>> No.6585666

>>6585631
I dont, but any method is good as long it would be "easy" to do and painless.

>> No.6585669
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6585669

There are easier ways to go to Gensokyo, Anonymous. All you need to do is chant "Yukari Yakumo" three times out loud and you'll be transported to Gensokyo instantly. I tried this and it works 100%!

>> No.6585697
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6585697

How many of these pictures do we need

>> No.6585698

>>6585666
Jump in front of a fast speeding train or off a high building.

You would die so quickly that you wouldn't notice any pain.

Though these methods require incredible balls.
If you are looking for a 'painless' method you wouldn't be able to do them.

That's because you don't actually want to die.
If you wanted to die you would have already done it.

At the moment your just at the stage (which lasts for years) where life sucks, you have no hope for the future, but still don't want to die.

>> No.6585715

>>6585669
>Transport self to Gensokyo
>Post on /jp/

>> No.6585722

>>6585595
When Ukrainians die they go somewhere else, you'll wake up on a hard concrete staircase and a portly man in an exoskeleton will inform you to come in rather than just standing there.

>> No.6585727

>>6585697
We can never have too many.
If I owned a firearm, I'd do my best to come up with a witty variation thereof.

>> No.6585729

>>6585722
GET OUT OF /jp/ STALKER

>> No.6585746

>>6585697
Collect them all!

I have 4

>> No.6585776 [DELETED] 
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6585776

shaggable.

>> No.6585788

>>6585697
/jp/ - Emo General

>> No.6585795 [DELETED] 

>>6585698
Im looking for painless method because I already did try all popular ones and failed
(took pills nothing happened, put metal in electric contact - it did hurt a little but still nothing, tried jumping under underground metro - tripped in half way and "friendly" person did ask if Im ok and Im not going to do it again, and few others that most people belive that they "work") and you know when I try next one I want to be sure that I wont have problems if it will fail.

>> No.6585799

>>6585722
Stalker is cool too, maybe its even close to Gensokyo.

>> No.6585804

>>6585795

You sound like an attention whore. If you're going to kill yourself, just do it, don't waste other people's fucking time.

>> No.6585811

>>6585805

You are so full of shit.

>> No.6585808 [DELETED] 

>>6585795
Fill a backpack with bricks.

Jump into a large body of water.

>> No.6585805

>>6585795
Including putting plastic bag on head (it took 15 minutes and nothing happened so I had to took it off because it started to be hot inside)

>> No.6585818

>>6585805
If you really wanted to die you would have waited longer then 15 minutes.

The bag also has to be airtight.

How about hanging?

>> No.6585821

Wall yourself inside your basement.

Wait to die of thirst.

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20101125-31413.html

>> No.6585834

>>6585821
After 2.5 days your hands start to shake and you think all time about water and you cant even fall asleep.

>> No.6585844

>>6585834
Wall yourself in in a place where the only form of sustenance available is 100 proof Southern Comfort.

You'll be too drunk to care, or you'll die of alcohol poisoning.

>> No.6585849
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6585849

>This thread

>> No.6585922

>>6585844
>>6585821
>>6585818
>>6585788
This is getting better and better.

>> No.6585989

I only got one question

Why the fuck do you have guns /jp/?

>> No.6586000

>>6585989
Because I can.
Why not?

>> No.6586006
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6586006

>Why the fuck do you have guns /jp/?

Because the King of England could show up at any moment to push me around, and perhaps even take my Strike Witches away.

>> No.6586032

>>6585989
You'd be surprised how many /jp/ users go on /k/ and vice versa.
I blame the 4chan plugin for putting the two most magical boards next to eachother.

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>>6586006

>Because the King of England could show up at any moment to push me around, and perhaps even take my Strike Witches away.

Why did I lol so fucking hard?

>> No.6586037

>>6585989
Because I spend over 20 hours a week at the gun range.

It would be kind of silly, if I didn't have guns.

>> No.6586042

>>6586000
I wish in ukraine it was so easy.. Its not like those who want dont have it but for "normal" people its hard, not just going to shop and buying it like in usa.

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>>6586037

20 hours a week is a lot of ammo. Do you have a pretty decent reloading press? I'm in the market for a Dillon 650 this winter.

I currently only go one night a week with my pistol club and then weekends to the rifle range when weather is good. I want to get a bit more active this spring.

>> No.6586075

>>6586042
>hard
Honestly, it's easier to get it black market than go to a store at any rate.
Maybe that's just a US thing too, but I've bought more guns off the books than on.

Fucking waiting lists.... I better get some more before the felonies end up on my record. Like I'm some kind of violent offender or something. If I wanted to kill someone, they'd be dead, gun or no.

>> No.6586093

>>6586006
That magazine, man. Is this Canada or something?

>> No.6586098

>>6586093
Canada has capacity limits? I thought guns were a-OK up there.

>> No.6586102

>>6586075
In Australia it's pretty hard to get hold of a gun

>> No.6586105

>>6586098
5 round limit on centre fire rifles, 10 round limit on pistols.

Feels bad, man.

>> No.6586114

>That magazine, man. Is this Canada or something?

Sadly yes. It takes regular double stack G36 mags as well, but we have to put a rivet in them to keep them at 5 rounds.

Alternately I can feed it 10 round LAR-15 mags (Canada has funny laws).

>> No.6586124

If you want HIGH CAPACITY CLIPS in Canada pretty much your only option is a luger with a drum magazine.

I want to get one of those.

>> No.6586126

>>6586105
>10 round
So you have to short the maximum capacity on most semi-autos?!
WHAT THE FUCK. I thought WE were nazis about that kind of thing.
You want my shit, you have to CATCH me, motherfuckers.

>> No.6586135

There is no afterlife. I would recommend against suicide.

Fortunately, we are closer to clinical immortality than you might think.

What a wondrous device is the cochlear implant. The binary, on/off nature of action potentials allows us to simulate our senses with simple electronics. The problem is merely one of materials and scale. The best cochlear implants in the world have a mere handful of electrodes, attempting to do the work of millions of hair cells. Imagine, if you would, if we could develop electrodes that could interact with individual axons without harming them, while simultaneously withstanding the harsh environment of the human body. From this one development, we could have perfect prosthetics and limb transplants. We could even have brain transplants. Your brain could even be kept alive in a tank (we have been capable of keeping brains alive in tanks for decades, but there has been no reason to) while you controlled a body remotely.

Imagine the knock-on effects of this. Silly, shortsighted bans on human cloning will be undone, as people recognize the ludicrousness of nonpatternist theories of identity and allow for genetically neuroatrophied human bodies to be produced on a mass scale. The production of a body could eventually reach price levels as low as that of a midrange car. People would be able to choose what sort of body they wanted to live in.

It is a difficult task. The human body is utterly inimical to most electronic devices. But I have dedicated my life to developing axon scale bioelectrodes.

>> No.6586220

>>6586135
There is afterlife and its copypasta.

Lets talk about methods like that one with drinking salt water that are hikki friendly and have big chance to teleport you to gensokyo.

>> No.6586283

>>6586135
I just want to cut people up.

>> No.6586379

>>6586283
?

>> No.6586506
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6586506

You know what is on other side. You have just to find your magical method to move to gensokyo to become touhou girl with silly hat.

>> No.6586509

>>6586506
But I have so much left to do here....

>> No.6586512

>>6586135
This.

I'm betting way more on our ability to control our brains long before I'll bet on there actually being an afterlife.

That'd be sweet if your brain could revert to a fantasy in the final moments of life and you could choose exactly where that fantasy would be, it could last for an eternity for all you know.

FUCK YOU /jp/ I havent done this stupid kind of thinking in a long time. Oh well, I better go buy a silly hat just in case, you never know, right?

>> No.6586550

>>6586135
I don't really like the idea of linking our brains to a computer. What if the shit is gonna crash? BSODS or something.

>> No.6586554

>>6586550
I'd like to hope that in a world with the ability to properly hook our brains up to computers we'd be beyond the BSOD.

Seriously though, just set it up so you can kill yourself in case anything happened. Worst the computer can do is fuck up on you and leave you in some blank void reality, then you just induce that sweet sweet death.

>> No.6586556

>>6586550

What if it crashes and our brains lose their physical outlet and we get stuck floating in life preserving goo for all eternity?

>> No.6586567

>>6586556

Eventually an advanced civilization will come across our planet and discover these lifeless husks littering the land.

>> No.6586572

>>6586554
We'd have to have a pretty significant computing paradigm shift to get rid of that.

>> No.6586578

>>6586572
Well, the singularity could hit any second so in this case I'm going to just roll with my ideas.

>> No.6586581

>>6586567
I'm oddly reminded of the Valley of the King in Egypt.

>> No.6586589

>>6586506
Isnt there anything better than bleach portal thing?

>> No.6586601

>>6586589
Define "better"

>> No.6588525

>>6586589
glass of saltwater.

>> No.6589165

QUAL­ITY THREAD

>> No.6589446

>>6589165
hey, I was worried about you!
I didnt see you for 3 days ;_;

>> No.6589515
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6589515

Use this!

>> No.6589525

Wait a minute OP!
Wait till new year's eve! We can do it together!

>> No.6589717

>>6589525
oh... Sure ! I did get new game on santa day, so I guess I will wait wait anyway ;_;

>> No.6590963

3rd day and still alive....

>>6586589
so how does that "bleach portal" work?

decided to get tripcode

>> No.6590976
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6590976

I hope you like warm places, because this is how Gensokyo is.

>> No.6590986

>>6590976
Do I get to be Keanu if I go to Gensokyo?
This is important.

>> No.6591010

>>6590976
No its not.

>> No.6591651

>>6590986
we dont know. You have to try it yourself

>> No.6592436

6th page and going sleep.

>> No.6592461

>>6586006
That.
That is a sexy gun.
Give me a name, sexy gun owning gentleman.

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