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You're wish can be granted. You can spend one day with your wifu. For 24 hours she will be madly in love with you. The cost is that you can never use the internet again or have someone use it for you.

What would you do?

>> No.6580348

I wouldn't do it.

>> No.6580349

>24 hours
Oh god, it's just like the ending to AI.

>> No.6580353
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6580353

Not worth it.

>> No.6580356

A year from now that day with your waifu won't seem so special, but you better believe the internet is going to be dangling in your face every second of it. And in the next few decades the net will become so much more prevalent that anyone without access will be labeled the penultimate luddite.

Regardless I have no waifu.

>> No.6580361

I don't have a waifu.

>> No.6580368
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6580368

>>6580361

>> No.6580372

Do I have time to print off all my porn?

>> No.6580374

>The cost is that you can never use the internet again or have someone use it for you.
oh god I don't think I can do that

>> No.6580380

>>6580372
You won't need it. You will stop being such a shut-in once you lose internet and you'll actually get REAL 3D WOMEN.

>> No.6580386

Spending a limited amount of time with your waifu doesn't really sound that appealing. 24 hours pass way too fast, and after that you will know that nothing in your life can even come close again, so living on will be pointless. And it certainly doesn't help that in order to forget about how the real world sucks, which you will need more than ever after returning to it, you have to start buying all your galge from actual stores, instead of being able to just download or even order them online.

>> No.6580392
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6580392

I will do it. And I will kill myself after she leaves. This way, I will die with true happiness.

>> No.6580397

>>6580349
FUCK NO I BAWLED LIKE A BITCH.

Also Internets is my livelyhood and I wouldn't trade it for 24 hours with some random girl.

>> No.6580404

>>6580386
There is nothing that says you cant make her fall in love with you after the 24 hours, so yes, I would do it

>> No.6580405

I would do it and kill myself immediately after the last hour, and she has faded.

>> No.6580409

If I die in Gensokyo, do I get to cross the Sanzu and start over?

>> No.6580516

>>6580404
>madly in love with you

You cant make water wet.

>> No.6580555
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6580555

But then how will I learn how to make my own portal to Gensokyo?

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