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6578517 No.6578517 [Reply] [Original]

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will report it because he's "offended."

>> No.6578524

>If you put an anime character in the OP, it becomes /jp/ related!

>> No.6578523

Wow, I always thought I was a liberal.

>> No.6578535

The joke is that it's backwards right?

>> No.6578546

>>6578535
conservatives are not republicans bro

>> No.6578561

Reported

>> No.6578564

I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR UNLAWFUL USE OF MY WAIFU FEITO-CHAN FOR A TRAVESTY LIKE THIS

REPORTED

>> No.6578573

>>6578517
>If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will report it because he's "offended."
I'm going to report this because I have no friends and am crying now because I was reminded of this fact.

>> No.6578574

I love crossposted troll threads!

>> No.6578656

I suppose there are no conservatives in this country, then, just liberals who are only pretending to adhere to backwards "conservative principles" and fascism?

>> No.6578796

>>6578517

If a Liberal likes guns, he will buy one and use it to shoot to shoot other conservatives, bringing them the justice they sorely need.

>> No.6578810

Heh, mad em chuckle.

>> No.6578814

If a conservative doesn't like controversial artistic expression he...

>> No.6578818

>>6578810
*made me chuckle.

I'm having a bad spelling day.

>> No.6578825

/jp/ is filled with NEET's who get goverment money, get taken care of by their parents, and hates anything not /jp/ related.

Needless to say, reported. Not like it will do any good anyways.

>> No.6578827

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he whines about liberals.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he whines about liberals.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he whines about liberals.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he whines about liberals.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he whines about liberals.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he whines about liberals.

If a conservative reads this, he'll whine about liberals.

>> No.6578828

>>6578814
Doesn't buy a ticket to see it at the museum.

>> No.6578831
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6578831

Fuck your democratic republic, nigger.

>> No.6578832

>>6578828
*has it banned because it's something God would not want in blessed America

>> No.6578833
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6578833

Caring about society instead of an individual person? This is madness

>> No.6578849

>>6578828
Try again.
http://www.tbd.com/blogs/tbd-arts/2010/11/glbt-portrait-gallery-exhibition-attracts-conservative-ang
er-5266.html

>> No.6579154

>>6578517
THIS.

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