Describe life with your Touhou girlfriend. Patchy and I read all day long. Sometimes we read the same books and try to see who can finish the book first. Patchy always wins, of course! Other times we sit together in a comfy chair and read aloud to each other. I love my bibliophile girlfriend!

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Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 12:20:06 No.6576318 [Reply] [Original]

Describe life with your Touhou girlfriend.

Patchy and I read all day long. Sometimes we read the same books and try to see who can finish the book first. Patchy always wins, of course! Other times we sit together in a comfy chair and read aloud to each other. I love my bibliophile girlfriend!

>>	Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI Mon, Dec 6, 2010 12:22:04 No.6576322 I HAVENT met nitori yet but i keep tyring and hopfully w will meet one day wish me luck my friends

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 12:26:06 No.6576343 This thread is crap and gay and retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 12:30:06 No.6576358 >>6576322 I hope you get cancer and live with it for a thousand years.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 12:30:06 No.6576361 Me and Marisa take it easy every day, doing whatever the hell we feel like doing. like stealing your girl's books

>>	Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI Mon, Dec 6, 2010 12:32:04 No.6576365 >>6576358 oh man you are 1 jealous motherfucker

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:24:06 No.6576559
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Sometimes she gets upset with me because I can't keep up, but when she's not flying around getting exaggerated headlines for her newspaper, she lets me preen her feathers and read her notebook while she eats the food I make for her. Momiji sometimes visits, but she tends to feel a little out of place and a tad jealous. Someone love Momiji so we can go out on double-dates!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:26:06 No.6576564 Life with Yukari feels like sucking a bowling ball through a hose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:28:06 No.6576568 File: 1.37 MB, 800x800, 1286221978121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:29:06 No.6576573 File: 296 KB, 717x800, 17452876a1a7f1759636bf2e17d7e478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hot, violent youkai sex. All day erryday.

>>	The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:30:06 No.6576576 File: 90 KB, 325x488, 647818-hina_kagiyama_default.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lots and lots of spinning.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:31:06 No.6576582 File: 774 KB, 896x896, 13384875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chillin in the treehouse, gettin in the Miko's grill, shootin b-ball with Cirno and Daiyousei.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:36:06 No.6576599 File: 43 KB, 400x400, 6f8d3c7aa7222512a7a6a9833ee89295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] feels like sending OP and all the jews niggers and faggots on /jp/ to hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:39:06 No.6576607 drinking and doing drugs with guess who

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:39:06 No.6576608 File: 64 KB, 126x254, marisa moe~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6576568 Patchy could never finish the last book she was reading because Marisa borrowed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:41:06 No.6576614 Eating a lot of meat.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:45:06 No.6576629
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Similar to OP. My waifu and I would research and read all day in that comfy library, drinking tea. Also, I'll go ahead and put forward that we'd study magic, and I could be a wizard ^_^

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:46:06 No.6576636 >>6576564 If.. we know what you mean?

>>	PRINNY !.rEDaBGktE Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:46:06 No.6576638 File: 480 KB, 1000x800, 1289327314334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go to the gun range from time to time. Read books, play games, maybe just hang out and do whatever.

>>	Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:47:06 No.6576642 File: 334 KB, 520x381, 1275592977812.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably getting bitten constantly, getting my fate manipulated to some devious end and otherwise enjoying the company of the Scarlet Devil.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:47:06 No.6576644 File: 170 KB, 850x866, 1277670767103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Extremely aggressive sex and alcohol. Every other day if not everyday. Bear hugging,scratching,biting,hairpulling etc etc. The whole nine yards.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:47:06 No.6576645 >>6576629 I'd put on my robe and wizard hat for Pacthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:49:06 No.6576651 >>6576629 >He's waiting to enter Gensokyo before becoming a wizard. Mathemagician here. You are smalltime.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:53:06 No.6576666
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She teaches me a bit about sword-fighting, and we usually have a couple of practice matches every day.
Wooden swords, of course.

She doesn't mind me going all out, and I think it's more fun that way even though I'll probably never land a hit on her.

When it's dark we usually spend time cooking together, and after dinner we cuddle on the couch after taking a bath together. She's so soft and all warm after the bath.
Even though I'm the bigger of us and the main planner behind the outdoor hot-tub (which is awesome during winter nights with a clear sky because I cut down a lot of the trees on that side of our house in the forest) she still helped out a great deal carrying a lot of building materials since it was "good physical exercise", as she said.
I don't know if she needs that kind of exercise, but I didn't ask her about it since I think it's cute that she wants to help me with my projects.

Why can't I just live in the forest with my perfect half-ghost girlfriend?;_;

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:53:06 No.6576667
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I don't want to be her boyfriend, but I do want to give Rumia a warm place to sleep and teach her right from wrong. Most of the time I won't even see her, but I'll welcome her home when I do and tuck her in at night.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:54:06 No.6576672 >>6576644 >scratching, biting, hairpulling Impossible. If she weren't holding back you would die and if she's holding back there's not really a point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:56:06 No.6576683 >>6576672 I'd be the one biting,scratching and hairpulling. If I die before cumming everything would have been in vain.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:56:06 No.6576685 >>6576672 Holding back is always an important part of rough sex. She just has to hold back more than a human does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:57:06 No.6576695 >>6576672 Not the anon you quoted but, Gensokyo humans are pushovers. Those are the ones that have any actual accounts of the strength on an Oni. I'm positive they're not that strong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:57:06 No.6576698 >>6576651 smoke and mirrors is smalltime Lightning bolt, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:58:06 No.6576701 >>6576667 Hitler will kill you if he finds out you want to take his waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 13:59:06 No.6576706 >>6576695 What you think doesn't matter much. You're just a statistic, and what everyone thinks is what determines the oni's strength.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:00:06 No.6576709 >>6576701 I'll kill him first for wanting to fuck my daughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:05:06 No.6576732 >>6576695 We're talking about someone who blew up the moon just because she was annoyed. Anybody who can blow up the moon on a whim counts as strong in my book.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:07:06 No.6576739

>>6576698
Not really smoke and mirrors. Would you concede that Marisa's master spark is magic? It is labeled as such in every game. Marisa uses her mini Hakkero to launch the master spark.

How is that different in anyway from a small reactor that could be built by engineers and physicists? (both fields heavily entrenched in mathematics mind you)

Electricity in itself is not inherently hard to control either. Parallel batteries shorting all outputs into a long low resistance wire and I just killed you with a "lightning bolt"

Telling myself these things is how I cope with my horribly bland and depressing life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:10:06 No.6576748 Wouldn't be a relationship, but having Meiling as a sister would be so cash. She'd teach me some of her badass fighting techniques and I'd probably chill with the EoSD cast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:11:06 No.6576750 >>6576739 As long as it's not stage tricks, it's legit. I'm a physics major, so naturally I appreciate the sort of stuff you were talking about. But I would still rather be able to conjure elemental magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:11:06 No.6576752 >>6576701 Stop jerking off retarded tripfags.

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>>	Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:15:06 No.6576773 >>6576739 I would pay a lot of money for a electro-glove. Shooting lightning from my fingers, has been my dream all my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:17:06 No.6576785 >>6576773 You could always make yourself Pikashoes.

>>	Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:20:06 No.6576796 File: 39 KB, 480x320, wizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6576785 http://afrotechmods.com/cheap/negativeiongenerator/pikashoe7.htm Less..oomph that I would wish but, worth a shot.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:21:06 No.6576806

>>6576773
Air is used an an insulator in many capacitors. So you'll be throwing out a lot of energy trying to get even a little spark of electricity to show. Closest you'll get is a tazer.

You could always find a type of gas with plenty of free floating electrons to conduct through though, then it might look like you're shooting lightning out of your hands, when its just gas, but then you'd have all these gassy circuits happening all over the place and it would dissolve into one big spray of static.

So yeah just get a tazer.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:22:06 No.6576807

>>6576750
A combination of the two would be the best, as in magic derived from/referencing common physical phenomena. Having supernatural mastery over any law of physics has some nice uses after all, Sunny's power for example can be used for blasting away with lasers, turning invisible, blinding people or even making solar sails.

In that vein, I want to be the fairy of magnetars. I'd have "wings" made of iron dust imitating magnetic field lines (which would harm more than help since fey are weak to meteoric iron and I'd be hurt if I touch my own wings) and try to fend off people with hopelessly inefficient imitations of soft gamma bursts, starquakes and orbital distortions.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 14:34:06 No.6576845
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Spend each day as her pet, doing my best to make her happy in exchange for her love.

During periods where she sleeps for months, I'd learn how to cook from Ran so I could surprise Yukari with a meal I made all by myself when she woke up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:03:06 No.6576958 File: 2.72 MB, 1786x2197, 1283205587905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQUATZ AND OATZ ALL DAY. Peace, tranquility and meditation for the rest of the evening.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:07:06 No.6576983 File: 245 KB, 1000x890, 1289529891495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I invite her over every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:07:06 No.6576984 File: 354 KB, 650x918, 45ca48355956de01a5e3a1aee61aac0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thinking about this realistically, I don't think my liver can take that much liquor.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:09:06 No.6576990 File: 436 KB, 900x750, 2216a5a6031728aa8f6826a8a97de60e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And then we smoked all the weed. All of it. >Man, I'm so high that girl looks like Reimu. >That -is- Reimu, Mima.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:10:06 No.6576993 File: 90 KB, 493x506, 1286543973394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd give her the old cock and balls every once and a while, then never call her and forget her birthday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:12:06 No.6577001 File: 214 KB, 627x885, sample-0d606c30c4d244087d758ac082b0cbc0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BGM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYOhPfgd7g4 Mission objective: Survive.

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>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:34:06 No.6577085 We go to /jp/ and make QUALITY THREADS all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:42:06 No.6577122 File: 17 KB, 394x357, yuyu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YUYU ERRYDAY. THREEWAY YOUMU ON OCCASION. ORGY WITH YUKARI/RAN/CHEN ON OCCASION.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:48:06 No.6577163
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I would live in the human village and go to Dr. Yagokoro's clinic with my medical complaints. Gensokyo being stuck in the 19th century, I'd eventually come down with some kind of illness that could only be treated by Eirin removing my shirt and putting leeches all over my body. While I slowly recovered from the bleeding I would charm Eirin with my clever wit and high pain threshold and we'd live happily afterwards at Eientei (assuming I assent to be her test subject now and again.)

K !Cirnov8N9. Mon, Dec 6, 2010 15:59:06 No.6577203
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We will go to freeze some frogs, maybe snowball fight. I'll show to use another weapons. Maybe I'll open a fish shop (I love fishing) and I will teach her how to use her body to give me pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:08:06 No.6577248 File: 42 KB, 2013x1246, That Smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6576576 Destroyer, I like you, you have good taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:09:06 No.6577259 >>6576559 I coudl try but chances are I would not win her heart, Don't get me wrong, I woudl absolutely smother her to death with love buuut a person liek me is one who woudl be best to stay away from anything related to love

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:10:06 No.6577266 >>6577203 >I will teach her how to use her body to give me pleasure. Don't you dare touch my daughter, you sick bastard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:11:06 No.6577270 File: 120 KB, 800x764, 998927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fly through the sky all day, fever all night.

Fortinbras of Norway !!6l6827uAcJE Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:22:06 No.6577331
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Alice and I would probably spend time together inside the house during the afternoon and night; at morning I'd go to work and she'd work on her dolls. Given that she's kind of a loner, perhaps I would take her out somewhere every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:26:06 No.6577365 File: 147 KB, 850x566, 65d2001fccecf17d917e982f28648afb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] burn things

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:27:06 No.6577372 >>6577331 Inb4 Rommel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:30:06 No.6577389 I would enjoy drinking and talking with her. If she let me, I would like to brush her hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:30:06 No.6577392 >>6577365 Flandre doesn't burn things. She crushes their very essences in the palm of her hand. Are you man enough to keep up with her, crush for crush?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:32:06 No.6577400 >>6576666 Sweet dreams~

>>	Fortinbras of Norway !!6l6827uAcJE Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:33:06 No.6577406 >>6577372 I never really liked that roleplay story the folks around here and /b/ came up with. Speaking of which, I haven't seen one of those threads in quite some time.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:45:06 No.6577444
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Reality time!

I'd lay in my bed in a fetus position, tryign to keep warm under my blanket. I'd stare at the wall evry night, and imagine Keine being in the bed with me, as we both embrace eachpther tightly and try to stay warm. She woudl be smiling with the most beautifull smile I woudl ever see, and we woudl excahnge words of love.

Then I'd wake up in the morning, facing the wall, feelign cold, ready to start anothert day so I mgiht return back to my fantasies in the late evening and night

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:49:06 No.6577454

That wasn't /b/ that came up with that. It all came to be when some dude posted some touhou-WWII shops and some dudes thought it would be funny and made a roleplay out of it.

I didn't care for it too much, but at least they were mostly in a single thread at a time and didn't spam.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:49:06 No.6577455 >>6577392 Burning, crushing, things get destroyed either way so it's all good at least until I'm all that's left

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:50:06 No.6577456 >>6577444 >feeling cold Get more blankets you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:55:06 No.6577473 File: 119 KB, 643x800, 1290801533333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would let her build a robot tofuck me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:55:06 No.6577475 I would write up a long story about how Momiji would be my cute pet, always happy to let me dote on her, and very loving, but I'm just going to skip ahead to the part where I say I'll feed her chocolate. Most autistic thread on 4chan all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 16:55:06 No.6577477 >>6577456 You forgot your Shirou.jpg

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:00:06 No.6577503
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Go hiking in a forest.
Fuck like rabbits.
Go to the zoo and make fun of the stupid animals that got captured.
Fuck like rabbits.
Watch a movie on the couch.
Fuck like rabbits.
Play some Wii sports.
Fuck like rabbits.
Go to bed in each other's arms.
Fuck like rabbits.
Sleep some more.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:13:06 No.6577562
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Study in Professor EX's School for Gifted Youngsters.
Learn about using my powers so that youkai and humans can live together in harmony.
Alarm sounds, MagNEETo is attacking the village.
Hear her cry 'To me, my EX-men!'
We put up a good fight but lose.
The Phoenix shows up to fight, and Professor EX uses her powers to probe MagNEETo's hidden depths.
'NOOOOOOO....GET OUT OF MY ASS, KEINE!!!!!!'
She runs off, and we celebrate our victory by going out for ice-cream.
I get Rocky Road.
Professor EX is the best teacher ever!

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:14:06 No.6577572 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:16:06 No.6577578 >>6577503 I see one problem with your plan. You are not a rabbit.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:20:06 No.6577594 File: 189 KB, 320x240, clapclapclap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6577562 Well done.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:20:06 No.6577596 >>6577578 Eirin has a pill for that. Eirin has a pill for everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:22:06 No.6577610 China and knifemaid have sex. I watch from the ceiling... fapping

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:30:06 No.6577652 >>6577610 are you a spider youkai?

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:30:06 No.6577653
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I know that she loves Aya.

But nothing will ever come of that.

She cries a lot and barely eats anything.

The poor girl's really depressed...

I listen to her problems, and make sure she doesn't kill herself.

She also lets me fuck her.

There's no love in it for her, of course. Pure pleasure.

It's the only time she forgets about Aya, about the rest of the world. The only time her eyes don't look as empty and soulless.

I guess this much is fine. Even if she doesn't love me, at least I can take care of her like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:31:06 No.6577657 >>6577652 ceiling yokuai is watching you masturbate >>6577610 I have to make this into a Haiku now...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:33:06 No.6577674 >>6577653 Hatate? LIke Aya? Fuck no, she hates the bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:33:06 No.6577675 File: 16 KB, 450x672, love-for-your-family[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6577653 What a wonderful thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:34:06 No.6577677 China and knifemaid make love all through the long night watch from the bushes...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:43:06 No.6577725 >>6577562 oh god, I almost pissed myself laughing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:43:06 No.6577731 File: 231 KB, 720x780, 805933a4eaea03b3627829eda910b241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6577677 I wish Sakuya and Meling were my mommies. IF THEY WERE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:46:06 No.6577746 File: 2.86 MB, 1200x1001, 14914204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6576318 >Describe life with your Touhou girlfriend. I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:46:06 No.6577747 >>6577731 More gay? In a good way

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:48:06 No.6577760 >>6577731 This thread is now about what if two Touhou characters were your parents. Nah, I wish.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:49:06 No.6577764
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>>6576667
Exact same thing I want to do with her, bro. She's so beautiful.

It's alright if I won't be able to have a relationship with her, but being best friends is fine. We'd play with other Youkai/fairies, I would cook food for her, we'd play with the shrine maiden... the list goes on. Then she'd take me to a trip around Gensokyo, floating around without knowing where we're going. Oh, the places we'll go! From outside her dark field, people can see that it's shaped like a heart.

If only... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:53:06 No.6577787 >>6577764 I teared up a little. I can only hope that Rumia day gets more wonderful posts like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:54:06 No.6577796 File: 113 KB, 570x800, 2f4a6d713a0c92de80d930a207c486e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6577764 >>6577787 I have some bad news for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:57:06 No.6577811 File: 315 KB, 750x1000, yuuka ride.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6577796 Not my Rumia!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:58:06 No.6577814 >>6577811 If Rumia asked if she could eat you not that way, would you let her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 17:58:06 No.6577815 >>6577811 Isn't fanon fun?

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:03:06 No.6577832
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>>6577731
Sakuya is strict but she always cooks wonderful lunches and worries over you when you're sick.
Meling is a lazy big sister but she teaches you martial arts and goes fun places with you.
The two of them love you very much and they are proud of you no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:03:06 No.6577835 >>6577815 Psh. I've twisted canon around my little finger. It can't deny me my Rumia. I'd really prefer to have this discussion tomorrow, though. >>6577814 Same to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:05:06 No.6577840 >>6577832 That sounds suspiciously like having Shikieiki and Komachi for parents. >>6577835 I would ask her to wait for a few years. She's got time, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:13:06 No.6577888 File: 474 KB, 2048x1080, 1285986243503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I cannot accurately describe life with her as my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:14:06 No.6577898 File: 26 KB, 290x290, satori ;3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let her read my mind. Go from there

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:15:06 No.6577902 >>6577562 EX gon give it to ya

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:20:06 No.6577922 File: 146 KB, 600x653, ebc9d5d367849c667c292f9c7e71a2e3f9ac5a4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We would play Soku every day and I'd win because she's not very good at video games. That's okay though, it'd be nice having her around.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:23:06 No.6577941 >>6577898 You think she'll accept you just like that? She'd probably ask Koishi to slap a subconscious repulsion on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:24:06 No.6577945 File: 162 KB, 600x631, 1258764655484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just chillin', talking about stuff like nuclear physics. You know, the usual genius stuffs.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:28:06 No.6577959
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>>6577796
I know she'll most likely eat me because she thinks "attacking humans is a youkai's job", but I'm alright with that. The last things I'll say during those seconds between her lunging at me and gnawing my head off is "I love you Rumia". I just want her to know how I feel about her. I've already turned down a 3d girl who wanted to go out with me because of her. I'm actually trying to learn how to sew to make a doll of her, but the progress is pretty bad. I'm trying to draw her too, though I'm terrible at drawing. I know how to play "Apparitions Stalk the Night" on the piano, still learning it on the violin. That ended up being long, apologies.

>>6577787
It's actually Rumia day here in where I live, so I'm celebrating early, I suppose?

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:51:06 No.6578080

>>6577959
I'm pretty sure that "attacking humans is a youkai's job" comment is the result of some lucky bastard carefully and repeatedly explaining the spellcard rules to Rumia. She was probably content to just wander around before that, maybe eat someone if they get hilariously unlucky by bumping into her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:53:06 No.6578095 >>6577959 >I'm actually trying to learn how to sew to make a doll of her, but the progress is pretty bad. I'm trying to draw her too, though I'm terrible at drawing. stay classy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 18:58:06 No.6578127 >>6578095 Classy guy, do you intend it as a compliment, or an insult, or what?

>>	Fortinbras of Norway !!6l6827uAcJE Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:01:06 No.6578149 >>6577959 >I'm actually trying to learn how to sew to make a doll of her Oh, I'm interested in dollmaking too. Mind if I ask you if you know any good internet sources for learning about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:04:06 No.6578163 >>6578127 I always say "stay classy" as a compliment. Dead serious.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:06:06 No.6578169
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Exterminatin troublesome youkai all day
Cleaning up the shrine
Drinking tea together
Watching her danmaku with Marisa over pointless arguments
Fap constantly because Mikos have to stay 'pure'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:09:06 No.6578179 File: 334 KB, 612x760, 077869f4221f9d4189271a8e4e3c76ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6578149 Internet? Don't know any, unfortunately. Real life? My grandmother and my cousin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:11:06 No.6578183 >>6578169 It is not what goes into her what makes her impure, but what comes out of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:14:06 No.6578186 >>6578169 Reading a book. Yeah. Real troublesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:14:06 No.6578187 >>6578183 So she can't urinate and defecate?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:15:06 No.6578190 >>6578186 Reclaiming stolen property from obviously malicious youkai. I bet you're a Marisa lover, aren't you?

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:15:06 No.6578194
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Early morning. Wake up and make breakfast. We eat and she masturbates immediately after done.
Take a bath and get dressed. Tend to the plants. Watch her punish/play with that bug youkai.
Go flower watching. Watch her punish/play anyone who objects to it.
Return home and make dinner. She masturbates again.
Tend to the flowers some more. Drink tea. She masturbates once again.
Sleep after she rapes me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:16:06 No.6578195 >>6578149 I recommend looking into crocheting. I think making anime dolls is called amigurumi.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:17:06 No.6578200 >>6578179 Have you told her that you want to learn so you can make a doll of your favorite cartoon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:18:06 No.6578206 >>6577959 >ve already turned down a 3d girl who wanted to go out with me because of her. haha oh wow.mpeg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:19:06 No.6578210 >>6578206 getoutof.jp.g

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:35:06 No.6578279
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>>6578200
Yes, kind of embarrassing. My grandmother was cool with it because finding out that her grandson wants to learn how to make dolls probably makes her happy. I never told my cousin it was "for some cartoon girl", but she happily said, "I hope you'll make a doll of your girlfriend someday!".

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:35:06 No.6578280 File: 252 KB, 562x800, 11668281_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We read books beforre attending Gensokyo's book club (founding members) and reading even more books.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:37:06 No.6578287 File: 360 KB, 700x700, winter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6578279 Your devotion is truly admirable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:42:06 No.6578303 File: 78 KB, 716x708, 8062918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6578279 A man acting on his love for his waifu. Truly heartwarming.

>>	Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:43:04 No.6578307 Rumia sucks ugly aids dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:44:06 No.6578309 File: 98 KB, 1280x720, [UTW-Ryuumaru] Yosuga no Sora - 05 [720p][AA106D11].mkv_snapshot_15.02_[2010.11.11_23.47.20].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6578169Mikos have to stay 'pure'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:45:06 No.6578312 >>6577610 >knifemaid I lol'd hysterically. I've never heard this before, but feel like I should have.

>>	Unnamed Book-reading Youkai !hlzAxuj9HY Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:47:06 No.6578319 >>6578307 ah scandaroon, it's been long still got those hemorrhoids?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:54:06 No.6578340 >>6578309 >anime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 19:56:06 No.6578344 >>6578309 On a side note: Sora route already started? If not, when and which episode number. I'm going to watch her route in the shitty anime and read the shitty eroge just for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:04:06 No.6578368 File: 274 KB, 500x900, 40d0158095be90e80840135c92fbd6ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One day she shows up and tells me I'm her boyfriend. This is, naturally, the first I've heard of this. COMMENCE HIJINKS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:09:06 No.6578379 >>6578368 Your life is a harem anime? Enjoy your Team 9 harem.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:10:06 No.6578382 She tells me that she can fly and shoot a lot of magical bullets now. Nothing changes.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:13:06 No.6578404
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>>6578379

Actually, one of my friends literally has LIVED in a team 9 harem anime. He seems to constantly attract very pushy, younger, annoying girls. They're typically gorgeous, and so annoying that he cannot. fucking. stand them.

It's hilarious, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:15:06 No.6578416 What a fucking horrible thread. Fuck you all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:26:06 No.6578462 >>6578340 Visual Novel first. Are you against Higurashi and Umineko? >>6578344 Sora route is episodes 1, 7, 10, 11, 12. Episode 10 airs tonight.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:28:06 No.6578478

>>6578416

So I'm new to /jp/, and I see a lot of these comments. So I'm just wondering, what fucking counts as a GOOD thread in this shithole? Just curious. Because I don't think I've seen a single one yet.

What's the fucking point of this board, anyway? Besides posting links to "idols" which seems to be wapanese for "softcore porn."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:30:06 No.6578484 >>6578478 Right now there are no good threads on /jp/ because it's been a fucking wasteland for a week or so now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:36:06 No.6578516 >>6578462 Which fansub is good? I want the one with least weeabooish such as -chan -san -kun, japanese words and notes. The fansubbers I usually follow are not translating the show for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:46:06 No.6578563 File: 117 KB, 1280x720, [UTW-Ryuumaru] Yosuga no Sora - 09v0 [720p][BA9A2AA3].mkv_snapshot_08.06_[2010.12.01_04.06.01].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6578516 UTW-Ryuumaru is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 20:58:06 No.6578619 >>6577653 What's up with all this depressed Hatate art?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:06:06 No.6578654 We went to the movieees.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:19:06 No.6578713 File: 1.02 MB, 1393x2000, 14657328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6578619 She's a hikki. And it's funny to have polar opposite interpretations or something. I like this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:19:06 No.6578714 >>6578478 He's just an assdevastated dickweedle. This is a quality thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:20:06 No.6578717 >>6578714 No he isn't. And this is a QUALITY THREAD like already stated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:26:06 No.6578755 >>6578619 I don't know but I wish there was even more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:37:06 No.6578837 BWAHH WE R SO RONERY ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:38:06 No.6578843 >>6578837 This thread is proof enough no one is ronery. Cant you see all of the anons and their waifu adventures?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:41:06 No.6578868 >>6578837 Your trolling act is starting to look like a broken record. Spamming low-tier insults, not so good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:48:06 No.6578914 My life would be complete the day humanity invent virtual reality and someone make a Gensokyo mod for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:49:06 No.6578922 >>6578194 She only masturbates after pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:50:06 No.6578924 >>6578914 Always "someone", "someone". Why don't you try to chase your dreams and make them come true for a change?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:50:06 No.6578932 >>6578914 too bad only penniless neets would want it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:52:06 No.6578939 >>6578932 Sigh.. I told you your trolling is starting to look like a broken record.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:54:06 No.6578947 >>6578939 >>6578837 Not samefag, oh mighty troll hunter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 21:55:06 No.6578960 >>6578947 Shut up you samefag troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 22:01:06 No.6578991 >>6578960 Whatever, if you won't believe it then fine. Fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 22:02:06 No.6578996 >>6578991 Nice late response fag.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 22:20:06 No.6579078

I would fuck Letty's frigid vagina if she was my girlfriend. Then my penis would be stuck inside of her vagina because of her cold vaginal fluids freezing my penis to her vagina. We would be stuck together forever. I wouldn't mind, but only because it was her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 6, 2010 22:40:06 No.6579208 File: 83 KB, 515x720, wriggleandyukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heh, My Touhou girlfriend is real, i get Gapped by her all the time :D she's a Yukari cosplayer and im a wriggle crossdresser

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 7, 2010 01:09:06 No.6580040 >>6579078 She'd break it right off of you and get away.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 7, 2010 03:11:06 No.6580483 >>6579208 Requesting pics immediately

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 7, 2010 03:20:06 No.6580514 >>6580483 >Wishes to see someones ugly ass girlfriend cosplaying perfection 3DPD and reported.

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