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Umineko Episode 8: Everyone is Strangely Calmed by Battler's Ass

>> No.6569938

hahaha can't unsee

>> No.6569944

You can't really blame them

look at it. fantastic metaphysical ass

>> No.6569951

Except for Hideyoshi, who is strangely excited.

>> No.6569969

Can't unsee.

>> No.6569974

Are they finally wrapping this convoluted nonsense up?

>> No.6569990

>>6569974

Maybe. I think this episode or 9 will be the last one...?

>> No.6570000

>>6569990
My guess is 12 parts.

>> No.6570007

>>6569990

No. This will be the last episode. there wont be an "episode 9"

>> No.6570013

My guess is 45 parts, with each part adding 8-10 new characters.

Battler disappears in part 16 and is replaced with the new main character, Croisquessin Buttwhistle.

>> No.6570029

>>6569990
Hi I'm from the future
Umineko was meant to end with episode 8 but fans wanted more and more and now we are waiting for episode 44 which will be released at comiket, it will finally conclude the fight between Mecha-Battler and Cape+Winchester George which has been going on for 6 episodes, I shat bricks when they revealed that Beatrice had 15 clones that Battler must defeat with his new rocket finger attack

>> No.6570037

>>6570029

If this post number is >>6570037 , you are right.

>> No.6570043

>>6570037

Welp...

>> No.6570044

>>6570037
yesssss

>> No.6570063

>>6570029
What was your favorite moment in umineko?
Mine was in EP27, when Rosa shot all the kittens of Bern and the inquisitors of SSVD by throwing ingots on them while frenzygoldlancer.ogg by zts was playing.

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>>6570063
When Gohda pulled off Unlimited Bake Works.
"How do you like them, Beatrice. The finest of cakes. I used sugar-substitute in the recipe, but there's no law that states that a fake can't surpass the original."

>> No.6570145

The final episode, EP50, is the best. It turns out that Shkanontrice was a lie all along, making Battler even angrier than in EP4's tea party. He figures out that the true culprit is George, and after kicking him in the balls and shattering Maria's delusions, he takes all the gold and marries Shannon. In the epilogue, Jessica's happily married to Kanon, Maria's become popular at school since she stopped being a retard, and George is forever alone.

>> No.6570150

I didn't like all that purple text shit. I didn't get it. Maybe it was too deep for me.

>> No.6570155

>>6570150
What's there to get? It's Samuel L Jackson, and if he wants to be the only one using the purple text, then so be it.

>> No.6570173

>>6570155
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE GODDAMN STAKES IN THIS GODDAMN MANSION!"

>> No.6570192

Kinzo had in fact cryogenized himself and was officially declared dead by the red in episode 4. But there was a flaw in the truth of Beatrice on the definiton of one's death. So he reappears some episodes later, suddenly waking up and breaking the ice with his fists. He is in fact the true culprit that nobody saw coming. Epic battle on the gameboard between all of members of the family + servants VS Kinzo and Nanjo ensues (while meta-battler is mindfucked).

>> No.6570208

Was anyone else freaked out when Cyber-Erika showed up. It's just a shame that her inability to understand love caused her to explode......

I'll never forget the sad scene of Dlanor sobbing as she tried to duct tape her back together.

>> No.6570210

Seriously though, the H-scene in episode 34 shocked me
Goddamn Kinzo

>> No.6570219

The best scene was, without a doubt, when Ronald McDonald rickrolled us in EP41 and Beatrice, who supposedly blew up earlier, appeared again alive and well, and was so emotionally scarred that she pulled a EP5 on us again, and Battler's head blew up, leaving him with a headless moving body, scaring the fuck out of everyone, and he was revealed to be the culprit.

>> No.6570332

>>6570210
Yes, that Erika x Kinzo scene was extremely disturbing.
Not to mention the Hideyoshi x Krauss one.

>> No.6570366

I played the last episode, don't bother with this series unless you like shitty cliffhanger endings.

Battler managed to locate Beatrice's hideout, so he built an army of space ships and took off to Jupiter. Battler and Beatrice have an epic battle where many of their team members die heroically. Eventually Battler manages to draw out the full power of the green text, obliterating Beatrice with a powerful strike which destroys Jupiter. Battler had planned this as a suicide mission so his space ships are all out of fuel. The End.

>> No.6570391

Guess my favourite would be Episode 37.
Lambda in black and Bern revealed to be Rika grandmother.

>> No.6570413

Oh please, you all know that the best scene was where Erika puked all those frog babies is EPinfinity.

>> No.6570458

>>6570413
No way, ep26 has a cameo of ZUN!bar and he was murdered brutally after being >greentexted out of existence. Best metaphor for gay buttsex ever.

>> No.6570466

My favorite part was EP19's tea party. I can't replay it enough. Every time darkdancehallomega starts playing and Krauss and Rosa's illegitimate child shows up with his trollface I get this awesome adrenaline rush.

>> No.6570481

>>6570466
rudolfxeva child>>>>that retard
The Scene where Eva semi raped Rudolf was awesome.

>> No.6570484
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God damn!! The future episodes suck so much!!! Fucking Ryukishi!

>> No.6570488

Ep.40
Krauss build a new mansion in Mars.
And also,DAT EPIC GALAXY BATTLE BETWEEN GOHDA AND KASUMI.

>> No.6570490

>>6570488
But that never actually happened it was a metaphor for steamy sex in the kitchen.

>> No.6570512

My favorite part was in episode 22 when Lambda used the orange text to trap George Washinton in a logic error and Battler became so angry he attacked her with a galaxy sized mecha.

>> No.6570529

>>6570512
The bit was amazing, I mean it honestly shut all those BargeooseveltPalinfags up didn't it?

>> No.6570534

>>6570512
Uhm...I think the best part in Ep.22 is when Battler tell George that he would go gay for him.Will going on rage because he love Battler too as been told in Episode 18,he shot George with winchester and send his bodies to Gohda for dinner

>> No.6570536

>>6570534
But no one could see Will because no one loved him and "without love Will cannot be seen".

>> No.6570540

Remember when k1 came in ep39 in a Doralin too save battler from berns ultimate attack? gooood times

>> No.6570545

I didn't really like the opening of EP23. Goddamn, why, of all things, Miku Hatsune?

>> No.6570551

>>6570545
At least it isn't XAKI again like in ep 9 and 32.

>> No.6570552

Meanwhile at Witch Hunt...

Cashcow of the Golden Witch

Translation - 68% Editing - 75%

Looks like even the editors are better at translation than the translaters. Oh and chronotrigs still got cancer as of February.

>> No.6570558

>Eva and Evatrice team up and kill Witch Kyrie

>> No.6570587

When Battler turned the chessboard over at ???? ep 31, dat black and white ass.

>> No.6570738

I don't know whether to lol or say you fags beat it dead long after it was funny.

Fucking hilarious though.

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>>6570488
Let's talk about father's testament, anonymous-san

>> No.6570767

>>6570587
I fapped like crazy to that part, also the WillxBattler in episode 32.

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>>6570766
Krauss looks so happy when he's on the moon, exploring his new business expansions.

>> No.6570910

>>6570848
got the original?

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>>6570910
Of course.

>> No.6571031

This is the best thread

>> No.6571032

Bumpy bump bump.

>> No.6571271

Needs more crack.

>> No.6571873

Do not let such awesomeness die.

>> No.6571925

>mfw diana turns out to be the true culprit and the mastermind behind bern all along

>> No.6571955

Despite everyone thinking it was twisted and for sick fucks, I actually thought that guro lesbian sex scene with Bern, Lambda and Diana in EP 38 was actually pretty hot.
I never knew I had a guro fetish until then.

>> No.6571998

Is this archived?

>> No.6572012

>>6571998
Yes.

In space.

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>>6571998
your newfag is showing

>> No.6572501

>>6572015
A retarded reaction image, using the word "newfag".

You're sure one to speak.

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