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6568039 No.6568039 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up and realize you're Cirno.

what do?

>> No.6568049

shitpost on /jp/

>> No.6568046

Masturbate to my own feet.

>> No.6568051

Wake up again and be Sakuya.
Everything went better then expected.jpeg.

>> No.6568053

>>6568039
be happy that Im in gensokyo

>> No.6568055

Masturbate then get on /jp/ and wish to become Sakuya.

>> No.6568057

Investigate my lady parts to see if they really would freeze anything stuck in there.

If they can't then I'll start training myself to do it as a special move.

>> No.6568065

Find a way to jack myself off with my feet.

>> No.6568066

>>6568039
Everyone on /jp/.

>> No.6568067

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.6568070
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6568070

Weep.

Because I cannot marry myself.

>> No.6568076

>>6568070

You can marry Daipai, though, and that's even better.

>> No.6568083

>>6568070
oh crap ;_;

and, tease anons with my loli body.

>> No.6568084

Time to go have fun with those three fairies.

>> No.6568089

>>6568067
QUALITY POST

>> No.6568090

Invite the girls over for a sleepover.

Tonight shall be an eventful night indeed.

>> No.6568112
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6568112

Take a hugeass shit

>> No.6568118

Offer various world governments a way to reverse global warming by re-freezing the polar ice caps and general cooling of the planet with my powers to get rich.

>> No.6568152

Let faceless men rape me in my various fairy holes.

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