/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

NEET General

Leeching off parents'an
Self Loathing'an
Telling yourself you'll change starting tomorrow'an
Lying in bed for two hours unable to fall asleep so you pretend you're with your waifu in a far away land'an
Suicidal thoughts'an

[Anonymous No.]

I chuckled.

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

best thread

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

I stayed in bed for 13 hours or so today, it was pretty neat.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

Good one OP!

[Anonymous No.]

'an suffix, and /v/ meta shit not remotely /jp/ related? No.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Slapping your anime figures in their face with your penis'an
Fapping 10 times per day'an
Talking like a cat'nyan

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6567716
Right you are.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get what's with all the depressive setting. Being a NEET is awesome.
I've found a magical site where jobs grow on trees one of these days and ever since I started working I learned what depression actually is. I'm not even sure if it's worth the figures I'll be able to buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567723
>Talking like a cat'nyan
Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567723

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567723
>talking like a cat'nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567685
you nooobs

okay the secret to winning in life is not a hack its a permear iteam the 2x exp pts and outher stuff too a permear iteam worp to the golden land in game shop meaning some jow blow kid that has 20 gold can buy it

i mean god mode god dame the game ant that hard to play gold makeing is easy to get insain gold just shoot danmaku in neko demons hell any one can tame them

you get a free beast PC at lvl 18 and you get some outher benafits but in all honasty its easy as geting a 1 way tickit to hell if you get what im saying i was power lvlin noobs when i was lvl12 i when to hardest area and was powning granted i looks godly with my penisz when i hit lvl. 18 but still there are only a fuw things some one cant kill on there at low lvl aka read the fking manuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567731
Being NEET is soul-crushingly depressing.
Working is soul-crushingly depressing.
I'm noticing a pattern here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567762
Please, tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>parents want me to look for a job
>be afraid to leave the house
>parents get pissed
>too socially retarded to tell them about my social anxiety
>be stuck in an endless loop

[Anonymous No.]

>>Lying in bed for two hours unable to fall asleep so you pretend you're with your waifu in a far away land'an

Everynight.

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>Leeching off parents'an
Check.

>Self Loathing'an
Check.

>Telling yourself you'll change starting tomorrow'an
Check.

>Lying in bed for two hours unable to fall asleep so you pretend you're with your waifu in a far away land'an
Check.

>Suicidal thoughts'an
Nope.

Funny thing is I'm not a NEET, I'm going to fucking college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567773
Rid yourself of all entertainment, then do nothing until you feel like you'll die if you don't talk to somebody. This should work if you haven't sunk too deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6567773
>apply for jobs somewhat frequently
>never get called for an interview due to having no experience or references
>too scared to call up and ask to speak to a manager about my application
>sit in my room

[Anonymous No.]

>Lying in bed for two hours unable to fall asleep

You're small time. I fap it out with some eroge in my bed with my laptop around 6AM. Every. Night.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be committing suicide probably around the start of Summer.
I want to enjoy Marvel vs Capcom 3 first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could cheer some of you guys up.

[Anonymous No.]

Why so sad /jp/?