/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Going to prepare breakfast, get cornflakes, milk, and orange juice.
>Pour cereal in bowl, begin to pour the liquid into the bowl.
>Realize I am pouring in orange juice.
>Say "What the hell I am doing?!"
>Try to eat it with milk and orange juice mix.
>Tastes terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>METSU
>SHORYUKEN

[Anonymous No.]

>Standing in bathroom, about to shower
>Toilet one one side of room
>Wash basket on other
>Throw clothes into the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>snowing in canada
>late for work, all dressed, rush out the door
>why are my feet wet and cold?
>forgot shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>cereal
>mix it with orange juice
>tastes terrible
Just kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Cereal and orange juice tastes pretty good. Never tried it with juice AND milk, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6557705
tastes terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>Making cup of tea
>Take milk out of fridge, put it in the tea
>Put tea in the fridge
>Wonder where the hell my tea went

[Anonymous No.]

>Running late
>On phone with friend
>Running for the bus
>As I'm aproaching, "oh fuck where is my phone"
>scream at friend I think I lost my phone
>I suddenly realise

[Anonymous No.]

Entire thread is tg;dr

Get the fuck back to your train already

[Anonymous No.]

>walk by sister standing next to basement door
>she asks me to get something for her out of the rat infested basement
>get to bottom of staircase
>forget what I was doing

[Anonymous No.]

> Cooking garlic bread to go with pasta
> forget to remove plastic packaging before it goes in the oven
>plasto-garli-bread fused to baking tray.

[Anonymous No.]

So many shitty threads today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6557740
we had a crossboard thread follow by pretty much the whole of 4chan complete with shitty embedded music, what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading Atlas Shrugged
>Mom tells me there's some leftover beef if I want to make a tortilla
>I say yeah, I think I'll do that
>Get a bowl
>Start cutting beef into the bowl
>Tortillas don't go in bowls, what am I doing
>Have stroganoff instead

[Anonymous No.]

>tell a joke
>shit was mad whack
>someone calls me out on it
>Now I want to die.

I am despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to iron a shirt.
>Prepare the required stuff.
>Plug in the iron.
>Father walks in and asks what the hell I'm doing.
>What I have in my hand is a bread roaster not an iron.

[Anonymous No.]

> feel aroused
> put on my frilly dress and stupid fucking hat
> can't find fleshlight
> sob a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>playing touhou labyrinth
>remeber than chen ussually gets 2 attack before enemys get even 1
>first chen turn = focus to recover mana
>shit bricks as enemeys AOE my party down
>remember than chen only gets 2 turns if she attacks for both of them, since attacks have lower delay than focusing

[Anonymous No.]

GB2 CROSSBOARD TRAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk on the beach with no sandals
>girl i had been hanging out with politely asks me about my toes
>shout "FUCK YOU!!!"
>look like a dick in front of everyone

BETA AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>6557887
>implying these aren't /jp/ regulars posting

[Anonymous No.]

Take your greentext back to /b/a/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6557846
i fuckin hate when fags do that. It;s just a god damn joke ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>cooking meat pie
>instructions say to turn over meat pie halfway through cooking
>do so
>filling falls out
>try to eat meat filling
>burn fingers
>see cat
>cat is making weird face
>see mouse run past
>cat doesn't chase after
>mouse disappears
>mousetrap set up for it right where it was running didn't go off
>no idea which way it went
>check online
>nobody selling sli bridges
>complain about my 1gb 460s not being at optimal performance since no bridge
>motherboard came with no bridge
>see 2gb 460s come out
>460s lacking memory for game
>tooth starts hurting
>tongue does
>sharp edge of tooth made small wound in tongue
>shave
>cut lip while shaving
>get dressed
>washed pants still slightly cum stained from fapping to sunny milk
>clean with saliva
>don't know whether saliva is just hiding cum and it will just dry up and show the cum or not
>no time left
>go out with possible cumstained pants
>can't see cumstain later
>everything went better than expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>6557899
/r9k/ rather.

I hear they love greentext threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6557905

sunny milk fappers are small time. star sapphire is where its at

[Nipaah !desuV9JP12 No.]

>take a shit at 4AM
>fall asleep
>wake up at 9AM
>the fuck i´m doing at the bathroom