least favourite touhou

[Anonymous No.]

we've had plenty 'favourite touhou' threads

but who is your least favourite?

it's either her or nitori. i don't hate them, just kinda indifferent. also ran has a stupid hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>ran has a stupid hat.

Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6554999
...Well you really didn't miss much, then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6554999
But.....his post is over after this sentence.

I guess my least favourite one would be ...shit...I don't even remember her name.I'm talking about the stage 3 boss in UFO.
I don't hate her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6554994


All I have to say is FUCK REIMU TO DEATH!

[Anonymous No.]

In personality it's probably Reimu, in character design though I'm going to have to go for Patchouli. She's just...dull, to me. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Hate China. Hate hate hate.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Yuyuko and Letty because they look like grandmas.

Nitori has a shitty character design. Blue clothes and a green hat? What the fuck?

And I agree with OP, Ran has a stupid hat.

[Anonymous No.]

yuka and all pc98

[Anonymous No.]

Wriggle

[Anonymous No.]

Momizi. I hate fanon characters.

[Anonymous No.]

SDM. All of it. Bunch of overrated characters and I'm sick of seeing them.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555029
But SDM has the most canon loli characters.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia and Flandre are so overrated it's not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

The entire UFO cast. They are all ugly and boring.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6555015
homosexual!

akyu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555049
Well except maybe Kogasa.

[Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM No.]

I don't really dislike any Touhou character, but aside from that little feud Kaguya has with Mokou she seems like a boring character. All she does is follow Eirin around in SSiB.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa.

If I hear (well, read) 'ze' in a translation one more fucking time...

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu. She's a total cunt, and she isn't even cute. Fuck that.
Either her or Kaguya, because I frequently forget she even exists, but I don't actively dislike her like I do with Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555036
no way!?
she is the best

[Anonymous No.]

Prismriver sisters. They're just lame and boring. Very few will rush to their defense either, since most people don't really care about them whatsoever.

If Max Factory/Good Smile went completely balls-out and did a Nendoroid and a figma of every single goddamn Touhou in existence, the Prismrivers would be the only ones I wouldn't buy.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET princess is the worst.

Worst design is either Eirin (ugh) or China.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555072
But they're music Touhous! That makes them awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

Minoriko! Ugly character-design, shitty outfit and in ZUN-art she looks very fat!
But Shizuha is fine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555072
>Prismriver sisters. They're just lame and boring.
Looks like someone had trouble with PCB Stage 4.
They're essentially a superior version of the three fairies, with an awesome theme, awesome hats, an awesome fight, and an awesome PoFV gameplay.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6555041

>Remilia and Flandre are so overrated it's not funny.

I gravitate towards periods of hating the terrible two entirely due to their overexposure in fanwork.

Then a new Remilia interracial picture gets produced, and I begin liking the SDM again, up until I grow bored of it and relapse.

[Anonymous No.]

I really hate hatred threads. People seeing problems where I see none makes me very angry.

[Anonymous No.]

rinnosuke

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>6555018
>Yuyuko
>look like grandmas
dude, what

Probably Kaguya, she's criminally uninteresting.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate the depiction of Utsuho as someone so stupid as to have an IQ of 50 and act like she has Down's Syndrome.

Unfortunately, this is her most common depiction. I will never fucking understand 'retard moe'

[Anonymous No.]

Nue is shit!
Because: EMOFAG!
Stupid emofag! I fuck you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555098
But she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555117
Protip: Nue is not emo in the slightest

Loli cocktease is best touhou

[Anonymous No.]

Satori. When your 'pets' are more interesting than you, you have a problem.

Also, anyone from UFO. Terrible characters, terrible game.

[Anonymous No.]

byakuren, eintei, nue, kanako, alice, mima, the one with the scythe who`s shikeiki`s partner (i cant even remember her name thats how much she means to me)

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>6555133
>Also, anyone from UFO. Terrible characters, terrible game.
There's so many things wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555136
>, the one with the scythe who`s shikeiki`s partner

Giant boobs + red hair with twintails is the best combination.

[Anonymous No.]

whats the reasoning behind hating china?
racism?

[Anonymous No.]

byakuren

I dont approve of her being in the old hag squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555152
Tall, red hair (yes, I'm also not fond of Komachi), incompetent (or super-competent cause her fans overcompensate), practices martial arts, has no personality. I do not like any of those things. I do not like China.

[Anonymous No.]

> Ran has a stupid hat.

they all have stupid hats

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya, Parsee and Flandre are the worst touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

Hat has been used 26 times in this thread.
(in other words)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555170 no personality
You're making Meiling cry ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

So I win if my favorite Touhou isn't mentioned in this thread, right? I'm winning fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555173
> flandre
She's a psycho loli that has stick wings with multi-colored glass shards.

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555199
>psycho loli
let me guess, you're one of those that liked Higurashi for the KILLER LOLIS xd

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555199
different hair color. blonde sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555204
Higurashi had no killer lolis, it was very disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555199

Flandre is terrible.

I'll concede here character design is at least striking, even pretty good I'd say. But other than that she's got nothing going for her.

She's the Heath Legder's Joker of Touhou, "SO CRAZY AWSUM ECKS DEE". Most, not all but most, depictions of her are just the same goddamn rehash of a "crazy" little girl.

Seen it all before.

[Anonymous No.]

Well... I dont actually hate any of them. But if i'd have to choose.
Parsee. Yeah, she made me cry. I began to play touhou with SA.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6555221

>Flandre is terrible.

Except for when she is riding black dicks

then she is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555184
my favourite is luna child, and she hasn't be mentioned, fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Not a single Cirno? I'm proud of you, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya - Spoiled brat that does jack shit but annoy people
Yukari - Old hag that does jack shit but annoy people.
Byakuren - Benevolent is not interesting

Add in Sanae or Keine depending on the material

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555247
I would totally hate her if she didn't have that Attila the hun like personality.

[Anonymous No.]

Not very cute nor has outstanding features. Very boring overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555258
Attila the Hun was a baka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555276
Probably not very cultured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555273
A wonderfully unconditional love for everyone isn't an outstanding feature?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>6555253
Byakuren is not 'benevolent.' She's not evil, but it is a gross oversimplification to call her benevolent.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Patchouli, someone change my mind.

I have a poster of her, I need some convincing to put it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555317
She's benevolent in canon. Deal with it. Thankfully, this is Touhou, and you are not restricted to canon.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah come on! I cant understand why so many dislike Kaguya. She is totally one of the best. Regardless if it is Canon or NEET version.

I adore her for being so selfish and self-centered and for canon version i give sympathy. It must be similiar to case where chick falls in love with total asshole.
I also like the design simple yet quite elegant.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>The only way to lose that black art was for Humanity to reject it entirely.
>In other words, if youkai ceased to exist, she wouldn't be able to sustain her own power.
>it was born from her own greed

>And so the gap between her wishes and the expectations gave birth to a terrible tragedy.
>People began to call her a demon in human form.

Not particularly so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555323
"Canon" version is incredibly boring with absolutely no defining traits beyond "princess." Wait, not even that, she hasn't been a princess for centuries. Stuck up bitch, maybe.

NEET Kaguya, however, is love.

[Anonymous No.]

Boring stage music, boring boss music, uninteresting character and fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555333
Kaguya-hime was a nice tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555349
Sure, but as a character, not so good. Especially so far removed from the defining event.

[Anonymous No.]

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555332
The tragedy was people calling her a demon. She never was one. Never never never.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa and Sanae are probably my least favorite, I've tried really hard to like them but I just can't.

>ctrl-F
>no Kanako
so far so good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555373
see
>>6555136
>kanako

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite hasn't been mentioned either. Feels Goodman. My least favorite is kind of tough though. I'd actually have to sit and think about it. I don't have any Touhou that I outright dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou
I hate her pants.

[Anonymous No.]

That little fag in a bucket, I don't even know her name. The sailor and that school girl in green/blue suit shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555388
Kisume, Murasa, and the last one is Keine I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555391
No no, not Keine, I like her. There is some little loli with a backpack...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555396
nitori

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia and Wriggle don't ever do anything in canon or fanon.

Mystia owns her stall and has a lot more development, so not all the forest youkai are shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555396

[Anonymous No.]

Toss up between the Aki sisters and Aya.

Nitori is love, though. I just wanna get her home, take out a cucumber and offer it to her in exchange for fixing my Xbox because I'm too lazy to do it myself.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>6555404
>Wriggle
>doesn't do anything in fanon

Granted, the story as a whole was ridiculous. But still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555413

Yes, it is silly.

EX-Rumia is a lot worse though. Fanon had to pull something from the farthest reaches of its ass to make Rumia an interesting character.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Satsuki Rin.

[Anonymous No.]

>least favorite touhou
>80 posts and 29 image replies omitted.

Isn't it sad?

[Anonymous No.]

Nue. That being said, I still love her more than my dearest family member.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin. Both her personality and design suck. Not to mention being an old hag. Also never cared much for Reimu and find most UFO cast boring.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6555417

I don't really mind EX-Rumia. But yeah, it's kind of silly.
Especially as Rumia's character and motivations are told rather explicitly in canon, and at least to me seem interesting enough as they are.
Carnivorous loli. Why make things complicated?

[Anonymous No.]

>but who is your least favourite?
>I love every Touhou
Yeah, this is going to be a heart-breaking thread for me. I AM PREPARED, MY LADY.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu.

[Anonymous No.]

It's just me or the most hated touhou(at least ITT) is Nitori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555447
Wouldn't that be Kaguya?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>6555455
>>6555447
Yeah, Nitori's just a recent thing. Kaguya is much more consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555444

Agreed.

Except for every hated touhou, I'm rage RPGing 2 people on Modern Warfare

Vengence for Byakuren, vengence for all.

[Anonymous No.]

I love every touhou, with all their special and stupid personalities

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

There's no such thing as "least favorite touhou" for me. If one isn't my favorite it just means I just like all the other ones on the same level, but for different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555443
I take offense at that. She's a LAZY carnivorous loli that's smart enough to not eat people she can't eat.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why anyone would want to talk about things they don't like. I'd rather keep them as far from my mind as possible. Posting my favorite Touhou in a least favorite Touhou thread. In b4 24 "I hate Shou" posts with legitimate reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555486
I take offense at that. She's a LAZY carnivorous loli who is smart enough to not eat people she can't eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555498
I hate "I love my pagoda baaaaaaaaw" Shou. Normal Shou is fine.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6555486

What a shame. It was the finest compliment I had.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like the Yakumos in general but Chen has no redeeming features. At least Yukari and Ran are fappable.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Tenshi because she's a horrible little brat.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

As much as I love Keine, I can kind of understand why some people don't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555477
Meiling, reading this made me realize that if I had to sit and think about it, then I certainly don't have a least favorite. Meiling is definately my least favorite Touhou.うそだ

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>6555521
Tycoon Chen is Chen-redeeming Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddammit, Mary is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555520
It's just that you said she isn't more complicated and she clearly IS more complicated so I wanted to clear that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555477
is your favourite china?

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6555597
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone in SDM can just die. I hate all of them.
I don't really like Reimu either, she's so boring.
Marisa is alright, but overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555615
can you explain her appeal? or your reasons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555644
>mfw people have reasons for what they like and dislike

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555644
He already did once.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6555644
Both in canon and in fanon she's portrayed as being a really friendly and caring individual that's willing to sacrifice herself for the good of others and that's one of the most important things I like in people. Basic human friendliness. When it comes to looks she's just gorgeous. Before being introduced to Meiling my favorite girl had short black hair and now I prefer long red haired ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Medicine fucking Melancholy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555382
True, her outfit is shit but Mokou in girly outfits, bikini or nude is Mokou soooooo fucking hot!
In other words: Mokou is wonderful and very pretty but her stupid pants is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't dislike any of them?

But, if I actually met them, I would be very wary of Byakuren. Something about her is just plain wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555700
>Something about her is just plain wrong.
gradient hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555700
Kanako thought the same way. ZUN said she's wrong and Byakuren is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555672
so she's also your most fappable touhou?
would that be because of her personality in doujins? or because you reckon she's the sexiest? she's often depicted as futarnari, good/bad?

does her fanon do her justice? what about actual china?

[Anonymous No.]

SHOU

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DIE IN YOUKAI HELL

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

You guys make me sick sometimes.

[Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM No.]

>>6555672
It's quite the opposite for me, I always preferred girls with long hair before Remilia came into the picture.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6555719
I preferred girls without estrange appendages protruding from their backs before Remi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555707
[citation needed]

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>6555704
No, that's what's best about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555712
>primary
L
O
L

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555728
UFO Sanae ending. I forget which one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555718
Boof, from what you have told us about you, you seem to be rather wussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555746
I really have to end it with Sanae?

I just dislike her snake missiles/froggie bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555748
>>>/rs/touhou+endings

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6555708
Sometimes it feels quite wrong to fap to Meiling. It's probably because I like her so much and that would be somehow disrespectful even if she's not real ;__; . My Meiling fumo fumo once accidentally fell down from my PC case and bounced right into a rather dusty corner of the room. I was rather devastated thinking that she would get dirty and it made me feel really really bad. I gave her a proper delicate dusting off and cleaning and made sure she's well sited so she won't drop down again. I think most fanon stories of Meiling hit the spot with how's she's really supposed to be (even the ones showing she's rather clumsy or even a bit dumb, even so I find that to be a part of her irresistible charm), although I think some of them are missing the prideful part of her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555752
Thanks, but I am so damn stubborn I refuse to see a game's ending if I can attain it myself.

Yes, i know it sounds stupid after what I said, but I dislike the easy way out.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6555746

BOOF is like a tank.
But unlike what most people believe, a modern tank is a very delicate weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555769
I know.

Seen a couple photos about him. Tough looking guy. But that's just it. He just LOOKS tough.

The guy has problems with a goddamn cold for baby jebus' sake. Man up, Boof!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555672
>>6555757
I know exactly what is going to happen. You are going to post pedo-Sanae again and I can go back to not liking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555757
for some reason, the story about china falling off the pc, is making uncomfortable, like that feeling before you get teary. i appreciate china much more now, and you as a person.

now i understand your love, i fully support it.

i hope she visits your dreams tonight.

thanks thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>6554994
>>6555018
>>6555171
>stupid hat

The proper term is "silly".

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555798
How could Sanae not be pedo with such a cute loli goddess ancestor living with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555806
Let me rephrase that. Straight pedo-Sanae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555757
I BELIEVE, SIR, THAT YOU ARE NOT POSTING ENOUGH [SPOILER]non-h of your favorited, plot driven Meiling[/SPOILER] DOUJINS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555817
How could Sanae not be pedo with such cute tengu and kappa children hanging around her shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko
There's pretty much nothing about her I like at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555834
see
>>6555806

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555834
It's because she's busy collecting faith with the men from the human village.

[BakaBlizzard No.]

The Watatsuki moonbitches from SSiB, to hell with those cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

rumia, wriggle, and sometimes Cirno (at least she has a good theme song).

Those specifically. I'm pretty indifferent to most Touhous in general. I probably on like 7 or so touhous anyway.

I'm just amazed that fanon does so much mental gymnastics to pull so much out of its ass in order to make Rumia or Wriggle interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555878
>fanon does so much mental gymnastics
Secondary Pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555878
I'm sorry to inform you that you have no taste whatsoever.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6555833
When it comes to romantic stories, I think Pigeon Blood has some of the best ones featuring Meiling and since there's so many of them I recommend reading every single one. I also recommend reading some of the older and newer VISIONNERZ stories like:
http://shrinemaiden.pestermom.com/VISIONNERZ_-_I_Am_a_Gate_Guard.zip

There are also a couple of good fight focused ones like Asatsuki Dou's Working at the SDM or [こおりあめ] 月に咲く華 散りゆく花 with the latter actually showing one aspect of Meiling's canon behavior, which is accepting martial arts challenges. Apart from all of those there are plenty other ones and it would probably take me the whole evening trying to explain what's good about them.
>>6555798
I didn't post pedophile Sanae to make anyone upset. I just really like straight shota.

[Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM No.]

>>6555874
Right, completely forgot about them. Her sister is alright, but Yorihime made me drop SSiB for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555904
sorry. i'm not into traps and retards who can't put their arms down.

[Anonymous No.]

Does ZUN really like peaches or is there some symbolism I'm missing?

[Anonymous No.]

On topic, Marisa is the worst Touhou. There is no debate about this. And she is, by extension, my least favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555959
>says he hates fanon
>cites fanon as reason to dislike characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555951
SSiB was the entire Touhou cast slamming themselves against the iron wall known as the Yorihime sisters. But then we had Yuyuko, the ghost of the calamitous nirvana, running rampant/hiding in their very castle for months.

The idea of an undead overlord effectively dodging all security and doing as she pleased made me think that despite all their Mary Sue-dom, the Yorihime are quite dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555962
Moonbitch not being able to reach the peaches symbolizes the Lunarians failing to grasp immortality.

[Anonymous No.]

Rika is my least favorite. She fights with a tank and tanks are just lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6555959
Yeah, as someone before said, you should read some canon.

Rumia and Wriggle are seriously dumbed down by fans. Rumia's actually pretty down to earth and cynical, Wriggle's serious about her role as a insect leader - somehow, you almost never see that in fanon.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya. Her whole arrogant attitude combined with the complacency of being immortal brings out the Ladd Russo in me. Hell, what with Tewi being a malevolent trickster, Eirin being a sadist who tortures animals, most of Eientei are unlikeable.

Star Sapphire does piss me off though. Supposedly she's the smartest because she leaves the rest to get caught, she pretty much abandons Sunny and Luna to their fates or lets them do the hard work while she slacks off. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I'm also a little disappointed with Kasen Ibara. After all the build up over having another oni character, there's no horns....no drunkeness..... what the hell?!!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6556041
Don't forget Rumia's interest in Christianity, if we're milking every scrap of dialogue for all they're worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6556112
Nice troll. Had me going for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6556112
Tewi's a bitch (then again, which Touhou isn't?), but you can hardly call her malevolent. She gives people luck, for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6556154
>which Touhou isn't?
Byakuren. Yuyuko. Keine. Yamada. Quite a few, more, really.