/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You faggots know you'll never ACTUALLY be able to fuck a cartoon girl, right?
Just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

Imokaywiththis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

But at least I got a chance to fuck you're mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540882
Why would I want to have sex with a cartoon? Why would I want to have sex with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540882
You'll never be able to fuck most real girls in the world either, and especially not the ones seen in media, so there's no practical difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540891

[Anonymous No.]

Don't want to fuck her, just being able to love her is enough

[Anonymous No.]

So when you're fapping to cartoons, do you let your little brothers and sisters watch with you, or do you wait till they leave for school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540904
>read this
>think "what is wrong with this guy?"
>realize I'm the same way
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

An onahole is better than a real girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540904
>read this
>want to kill people
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540922
What. the. fuck. is an onahole?
>by the way, if you'd ever been with a real girl, you'd >know that nothing beats the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540911
I have no siblings, but I invite some /jp/ers to my house and we all fap together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540926
>What. the. fuck. is an onahole?

Virgin nerd detected.

[Anonymous No.]

You faggots know real girls will never ACTUALLY love you and you'll just waste all your time and money on them, right?
Just tryin' to force my way of life onto you by making fun of yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540924
>mfw you will never kill anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540918
Well if you must know I don't like women sexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540922
>>6540926
>>6540930


Is that some sort of weeaboo word for anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540935
I think you missed the
>realize I'm the same way
or maybe not, just a guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540930
No, not a virgin, because I fuck REAL women, not cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540955
>implying you can fuck cartoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540955
At least virgins know how to use Google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540964
>implying that anyone on this board hasn't tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540965
Yeah, I must have missed that lesson in internetting while I was fucking your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540955
Have fun with your STDs, normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Women are shrieky annoying things that make my head hurt. I prefer feminine men, but it's hard for me because this is not socially acceptable where I live. If I ever get the means I'll move to San Francisco and find a trap or something.

Also: OP you totally blew my mind

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>>6540971
>he'd rather have sex than learn something new
I don't know what they call you, but I'm sure it's not something polite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540922
>>6540922
>>6540922
>>6540922
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS WHAT IT IS? ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU FUCK THAT MUTANT LOOKING SHIT?
WHAT THE FUCK I DONT EVEN-

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540971
My sister is dead. I never knew normalfags was into necro. Maybe you're not a normalfag after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540984
so that's what they call those things

cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540984
I'm fairly sure you fuck your own hand all the time, and no matter how you slice it, that isn't very sexy. But that doesn't bother you, does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540981
a MAN, that's what they call me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540926
It's a hole you put your dick into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540993
Funny thing is you're probably some 17 year old /b/ loser who had maybe 2 unattractive girlfriends that dumped you

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540984
A regular onahole is like a fleshlight. I'm sure you've heard of a fleshlight, probably mentioned in conversation at your fraternity house

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540996
It's really soft and stretchy and it feels great wrapped around your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540996
No, a hole you put your dick into is called a "vagina." That thing you're holding there is a... I don't even know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541003
So's a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540993
>read this
>spit out drink and start laughing/choking
Why do I drink when trolls are around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541006
Yes, except with this thing you don't have to pay attention to it all the fucking time and respond to stupid text messages and let it drag you to a goddamn club where you're expected to dance or some fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541014
>implying that any of that has ever happened to you,

[Anonymous No.]

Haha, this normalfag is so cute, can we keep him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541023
Exactly, that's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541023
I wouldn't be able to hate it so much if it hadn't, honey. Listen, I know you've got this whole "hurr look at me" thing going on here and doing the internet equivalent of swinging your dick around must make you feel like a big man, but some of us clean up pretty well, we just don't like socializing. And honestly, if you were really happy with your life you wouldn't be posting in this thread. Is there something you want to talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541032
Your point is that no woman has ever let you touch her, never mind fuck her?
Have fun fucking that mutated Cupie Doll, animoofag

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541071
>he likes to touch women

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541071
Any girl who fucked someone like you must is probably a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541068
>>6541068
>>6541068

Yes, its just like your mommy told you, bullies only bully you because they feel bad about themselves. Wow, all this time, I THOUGHT I was laughing my ass off, but in reality, I must have been crying inside. THANK YOU, /JB/, THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.

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>>6541071
Any girl who would fuck someone like you is probably a slut. You can have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541079
>I am reading this with Freddy Mercury's voice
>I'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541071

It's spelled kewpie fyi. Also, go post this where someone might actually be offended by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541085
>>6541085
>>6541085
Under Pressure?

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>>6541086
Oh jesus thank you for clearing that up. How embarrassing, making such a grievous spelling error in front of a bunch of people who WANT TO FUCK CARTOONS.
>REPEAT: WANT TO FUCK CARTOONS.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, you know, you're right, OP. Sometimes I think about killing myself, actually. Not because I don't fuck vapid women like you, but mainly because I just can't seem to connect to other people on a basic level. All I do is work and study and write a little music and I never talk to anyone outside of a very few people, except when it's absolutely necessary, because I just never know when to say. Maybe I'll take the leap someday and give you normal people one less of my type to deal with.

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>>6541071

Also, enjoy your STDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541098
meet
>>6540892

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>>6541098
I hate to burst your bubble, but nobody actually cares. We get a couple visitors every week who think that by talking about sex they're filling /jp/ with incredible amounts of butthurt and asspain.

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>>6541079
If there wasn't something wrong with you, you wouldn't be on 4chan, much less /jp/, much less questioning our life of celibacy and posting in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541101
STDs?

He uses condoms.

LIKE A MAN.

[Anonymous No.]

After seeing non overshooped/pro-photographed porn:
Not even interested in fucking
Putting meat into filthy slimy meat in and out, what fun is that?
I fap just to release the tension, like defecating lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541100

Well jesus christ anon, don't be like that, you're taking all the fun right out of this. Just put the cartoons away and go outside once in a while. Chicks dig guys who write music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541101
False - I made your mom get tested, she said she's clean as a whistle. Surprising, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541098

You are aware that sexual activity and IQ have a direct correlation right? That those with more sexual activity have lower intelligence than those who don't? That >81% of math and science majors are virgins?

If you are amused enough by those archaic hormones surging through your pubescent brain to think that it's actually a good idea to go get STDs, waste lots and lots of time and money, and cause a bunch of unnecessary drama for yourself, all at the expense of a couple seconds of orgasm that can be easily replicated (or bested) by other means? Don't make me laugh, sex doesn't mean a fucking thing, it has zero productivity besides making children.

Only people who are ignorant of how our minds work and unaware of the realities of the world think that getting a girlfriend = best thing ever. Once you've had sex you'll realize, "huh. That's it? That's all the excitement and supposed best thing ever?" and feel ripped off. You see, media networks promote sexually-oriented programs and ads because they are both eye-catching and something that everyone has in common with, the ultimate formula for you paying as much attention to whatever shit they are trying to peddle or ratings they are trying to raise as possible.

I could go on but I really don't think it's necessary, if you go and research these kinds of things you'll come to the realization that sex is an extremely overrated and overplayed element of society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541107
False, I actually lead a rather full, fulfilling life. Really my only complaint is I have pretty bad insomnia, hence, here I am.

[Anonymous No.]

Wish I saved some of Sion's retarded pics for occasions like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541125
You are literally talking about IQ to a retard. Please don't make yourself look stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541127
Ordinary, well-adjusted people with insomnia don't stay awake trying to troll virgins on the internet by talking about all the great sex they're having.

[Anonymous No.]

japan culture SUCKS, thats all

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541124

Seriously? Mother insults? That hurt man, it hurt bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541142
Like a vacuum, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541142
We only like Corea and China here, buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541125
False. Sex is the most important factor. Assuming you're a "math and science major," I'm guessing you're probably smart enough to not be into creationism, so I'll start on that assumption.

The only reason ANY organism, human or otherwise, is on this planet is to procreate. You eat, find shelter, and find a mate (or mates) because you are supposed to have a biological need to pass on your DNA to the next generation.

And thus, because procreation is the #1 priority, everything we do in life is to that end. You go to school, you go to the gym, you go to work, all so that you can make yourself a more desirable sperm donor. Women look for the biggest, strongest man because he can protect her "cubs." She looks for a man with the most money because she is biologically programmed to find a man who can provide for her and her offspring. Same with a big house, fancy car, etc.

EVERY SINGLE THING you do is driven by your sex drive. To deny it is to deny not only your manhood, but also your animalistic nature and your humanity.

So get out of the house and start fucking, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541162
The sex that you boast about having was clearly not for the purposes of procreation, unless you're currently the worst father ever, rendering your argument irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541132
I don't think this picture has ever had a more appropriate use.

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>>6541162
Then will you explain how a monk chooses his profession for the purpose of passing on his genes. You smell of 18-years-old, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541172
>implying anything close to that happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541162
>your humanity
Hahaha. Oh wait, you are serious. Let me laugh harder. Hahahaha, oh boy.
You don't know SHIT about humanity.

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>>6541169
Thats not the point. The point is, sex is what drives mankind to become better, to learn, to create, to better themselves and the species as a whole. If everyone had your lack of desire for sex, there'd be no reason to build buildings, or bridges, or space stations, or anything else cool, because the species would be extinct in 60-some-odd years, so what would be the point?

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>>6541162
Cool kids are normal kids.

They grow up and become alcoholics who live to work, with their primary forms of entertainment involving mock warfare (playing FPS video games, watching televised sports), brainwashing (watching/reading government-controlled news), pointless gossip, etc.

Their primary purpose in life is to serve those who hold more authority than them, and their secondary purpose is to produce offspring who will do the same.

If they or their children fail to blindly serve their masters, they lose all sense of purpose.

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541182
>The only reason ANY organism, human or otherwise, is on this planet is to procreate.
>He thinks life has a purpose.

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>>6541162

So our ability to overcome those all powerful urges represents a step forward in terms of evolution, as countless species that have lived on this planet following nature's plan have faded into oblivion. You're a genius, attraction to 2D is the key to mankind's survival.

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>>6541191
>better themselves and the species as a whole
You can have your herp derp improving the species, while I'm over here having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541196
Humans are self-defining species. Our life has whatever purpose we want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541199
Please tell me you're trollin', /b/ro?

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>>6541162
>The only reason ANY organism, human or otherwise, is on this planet is to procreate. You eat, find shelter, and find a mate (or mates) because you are supposed to have a biological need to pass on your DNA to the next generation.
So I only exist to have children who will have more children, who will have even more children and so on? Where's the fucking sense in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541196
You're right, life has no meaning, mind as well spend your time here on earth obsessing over cartoon characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541211
That is not why we exist, that is hardcoded genetic information that is the reason as to why we do certain things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541207
That's what I was thinking when I posted that, but you said it way better, and without greentext. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541216
I'm glad we could come to an agreement.

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>>6541211
It doesn't have to make sense, that's just the way it is. Human beings are no better than any animal species -- there is no "higher purpose" to our existence. It's simply to exist and procreate.

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>>6541216
This is exactly what we are doing, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to be a crass biological determinist, then you will be forced to conclude that Octomon was more successful than Arnold Schwarzenegger was more successful than Sir Issac Newton (who, by the way, did a pretty fucking good job of improving the world without having wild teenaged sex.) And that's just fucking retarded.

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>>6541208

Hardly, if mankind is driven, as you claim, solely by our instinct to procreate, then things like war and crime have to be caused by these instincts. And we're better for having overcome that. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541172
>>6541172
>>6541172
Back to this --

I never brought up the bombing of Japan, that's just tasteless. I don't hate Japan or the Japanese, I hate anyone who has an unhealthy obsession with another culture. Just like americans who think its cute to say "bloody" instead of "fucking" and "flat" instead of "apartment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541222
see
>>6541207

SHOUT TO MAMA RAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541237
>mfw when I left out the "out"
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541235
... you've been here for how many hours now, and you don't realize that /jp/ doesn't give two fucks about Japanese culture?

Also, nothing wrong with saying something is bloody fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541235
>unhealthy obsession
>"bloody" instead of "fucking" and "flat" instead of "apartment."
Oh boy. Even Hitler wasn't that xenophobic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541250
Right, you plonker
>>6541235
I don't see how you haven't seen that we hate jap culture and only like select media and games

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541235
This would lead me to believe you don't understand what kind of people you are talking to right now. I'm sure you're a reasonable person, even if you use the word hate quite lightly in my opinion. Trolling aside, please don't be too quick to categorize people, however strong the human ability to make first impressions is.

I ask you, do you hate anime (discussion of which is not this board's purpose) because of a social categorization of people who watch it or have you formed your own opinion of it?

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>>6541162

Wow seriously? You're no better than the big stupid apes that we evolved from millions of years ago.

It's the people who used their brains for something OTHER than sex who got you everything that you enjoy in the modern world. Want a society that thinks like you, and does nothing but focus on subsistence and procreation? Go join an Amish community.

There is far, far, far more to what we exist for these days than reproduction. Also reproduction is actually hurting our species much much more than helping it now, since we have breached our planet's carrying capacity for humans (aka we are already overpopulated, and it's going to get a lot worse), and we are going to fucking ruin our environment, are already causing another mass extinction event (set to be on scale with the same level of extinction that fucking killed the dinosaurs), and run out of resources (especially drinkable water and arable land) very very soon... and there will be massive die-offs to put things in check within a few generations.

[Anonymous No.]

It makes me sad that none of you will ever know how good a human vagina feels.

/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541331
>he is sad for me never having something I don't want
I'm okay with this. Momma Ran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541301
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541331
I had a girl but chose not to lose my virginity. It's really not that hard to find a woman or man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541341
I SAID ENDTHREAD.

[Anonymous No.]

onahole + picture of some random 2D loli + imagination = aww yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541355
You might want to look at your post again. You actually said "/thread" not "ENDTHREAD"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541331

I used to be married.

I doubt you've even had sex, or if you did, had it once or twice with some ugly girl, or paid a whore. Once you reach a certain state of maturity, you'll realize how stupid it sounds to talk like sex is the make-or-break factor of someone's life, and not money, or finding fulfilling hobbies, or inner peace etc.

What if you don't know what it's like? Easy to find out. Touch the inside of your cheek with your tongue. That's exactly, precisely the texture and feeling (which is why some guys like blowjobs so much). Oh boy, whoop de doo, let's go prosecute everyone who doesn't enjoy putting their dick onto that, and act like it's the only thing we should be doing. What a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541363
can't argue with that logic

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, /jp/ has a sense of humor? At least I hope that's humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541371

/jp/ has an extremely twisted and cruel sense of humor, yes.

It's kind of unique actually, it's a bit like /b/'s cynicism only it's actually articulate and has bite to it, because we aren't a bunch of 12-16 year olds who don't know how to troll (but think that they do).

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: A bunch of people who aren't getting laid talking about how much they don't need sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541397
And what do you know, they're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541389
I would lurk here if it didn't require what appears to be completely serious enjoyment of japanese culture and onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541408
>onaholes
a what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541411
Fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541411
i dont think weve had a thread about those for almost a month now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541414
see
>>6541411
but replace
>onaholes
with
>Fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541408

/jp/ has inside jokes inside of inside jokes. Things that sound serious to outsiders are actually jokes, or /jp/ specific phrases (meme-like but not really memes).

If you were here since before the split / immediately after, you'd know that actually we take very little seriously around here, and laugh at the people who legitimately get mad.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ had a great culture and humor. Sucks how shitty it has gotten in the last few months.

[Anonymous No.]

"Why do you masturbate to badly drawn Japanese anime girls?"
"HURR DURR It's not that I couldn't find a real girl, it's because they are all sluts and have STDs so I don't want to catch STDs, that's why I am a self-hating virgin with a fetish for 8 years old being kidnapped, raped and then forced into prostitution. What a shitty world I live in, where educated intellectuals like me are ostracized by jocks who can't think about anything but sex."

Every time. Never change, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541421
You have cliched phrases? How remarkably different from the other boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541446
I was going to complain that you didn't read the thread, but then again, neither did I.