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Research patchouli (the plant) on Wikipedia, then you can say you know patchouli knowledge.

Put ground patchouli in your food so you can say you had dinner with patchouli.

Put patchouli in your bath water so you can tell people you took a bath with patchouli.

Put patchouli oil on your penis before you have sex so you can say you had sex with patchouli.

Light a patchouli-scented candle before you go to bed so you can sleep with patchouli.

>> No.6531509

Unleash the wrath of your autism to make /jp/ shitty.

>> No.6531525

>>6531509
>there's this guy making a thread I don't like
>I have a great idea
>I'll call him autistic
Brilliant

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>>6531525
>owned and buttangrey

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6531540

patchouli smells

>> No.6531552

>>6531525
With your jelly reaction I guess he's right.

>> No.6531558

Research patchouli (the dessert) on Wikipedia

Eat some with your food so you can say you had dinner with flan.

Eat it in your bath so you can tell people you took a bath with flan.

Eat flan yourself while putting spoonfuls into the mouth of the little girl during the act so you can say you had sex with flan.

Put a plate of it on your bedside table before you go to bed so you can sleep with flan.

>> No.6531591

Write the date down on a bottle of patchouli so you can date patchouli.

>> No.6531620

>>6531552
jelly? why the fuck are you talking about desert boy?

>> No.6531640 [DELETED] 

uɐɥɔ4/ɯoɔ˙ɐɔıʇɐɯɐɹpɐıpǝdoןɔʎɔuǝ//:dʇʇɥ
Why does she carry a Jewish book?

>> No.6531650

>>6531502
Can I say that I know Patchouli Knowledge or that I have knowledge of Patchouli.

>> No.6531670

>>6531640
Because Hebrew is all ancient and connected to God/divine power and something about the Key of Solomon

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>Put patchouli oil on your penis before you have sex so you can say you had sex with patchouli.
>before you have sex
>have sex

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>>6531640
>>6531670
it isn't really a hebrew book

>> No.6531865

>>6531540
Oh shit I just remembered having read that some time ago. I lol'd

Polite sage

>> No.6532199 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6532547

>Why does she have a Jewish book?

"Magic" is a pursuit of pale pathetic tricksters, bookish weaklings, and bumbling superstitionists.

Jews happen to be the world's authority on magic since ancient times.

Take that as you will.

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>>6531708
With your hand, of course. Don't misunderstand.

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