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6528405 No.6528405 [Reply] [Original]

Why does Japan constantly get attacked by Godzilla? Is Godzilla racist?

>> No.6528411

He's attracted to the electromagnetic field generated by Tokyo's power grid.

>> No.6528413

he's a poor swimmer, can't even get as far as Taiwan

>> No.6528418

He just jealous he's not Ultraman.

>> No.6528422

Because Japan has no military. If he attacked the U.S. he would be bombed into submission before he could even get close to the Golden Gate bridge.

Let's face it, Tokyo is easy as fuck to destroy.

>> No.6528424

>>6528405
Because hes made a schedule to destroy the DANM PAGODA every time it gets rebuilt.

Reminds me of the cabbage man from avatar.

My Pagoda!

>> No.6528442

And now for something That will haunt all Godzilla fans for the rest of eternity which only i have realised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE-JwmDrTNI
Go to the Chorus of the theme Pause
open
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBgHTJOsi6c&feature=related

then play in sync.

>> No.6528447

>>6528424
>avatar

Get out.

>> No.6529034

>>6528442

I don't really get it

>> No.6529042

I demand that Godzilla be made into a loli.

>> No.6529047

>>6529042
Second.

>> No.6529052
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6529052

Here ya go. Have a King Ghidora as well.


I had one of Godzilla fighting SDM, but it was too big...Touhou vs Toho.

>> No.6529057
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6529057

And a Mothra.

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