/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Believe it or not, there is an infinitesimal chance of your favorite Touhou suddenly manifesting out of nothing in your room within the next few minutes due to a series of random quantum fluctuations.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard there's also a chance of your pen trespassing the table, but I tried tons of times and it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

There is infinitesimal chance of me becoming a manly badass, punching god in the face and remaking the universe so I could have all the touhous I want at the same time on my 20 dicks.

So fucking what?

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.]

Tewi Inaba appears in a puff of logic

[Anonymous No.]

The same could be said of a large black man with an unreasonably humongous penis and an instinctual need to beat up and anally violate the first living creature he sees.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAy87BGF8qw
And you have a chance that you can walk through a wall as well.

[Necrobrotent No.]

But if you go outside the stars are beautiful tonight.

Do you really wanna miss those stars? Even if you miss that infinitesimal chance of your touhou?

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6523697
I wonder what logic smells like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523701
How about you stop that stars bullshit and look at this

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523706
Well logic smells like logic, isn't that logic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523715
Your post reeks of circular logic.

[Anonymous No.]

This here could be a picture of you having sex with your favorite Touhou character! As long as you don't open it, the possibilities are endless!

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6523713
Actually been rewatching that cartoon series.

ITS SO GOOD.

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.]

>>6523722

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523722
>250x223

If the pic is that small, I don't really care. And why would I want to see a picture of myself having sex anyway? I hate the way I look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523737 If the pic is that small
[Insert obvious implications here]

[Anonymous No.]

Believe it or not, Koishi could be having sex with you right now and you wouldn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

It's like Schrödinger's Chen, you won't know if she's in the box until you look.

I like to pretend Chen is in my unopened box ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523750
No way. No female would ever have any sexual relations with me, let alone love me. Not in the 3D world, not in the 2D world.

[Anonymous No.]

You could be fucking a real girl at this time if you were not here wasting your time dreaming about drawn girls coming to your room all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523752
Who would want to have sex with a 3D Pig Disgu-

2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523692
>You are now realizing that even if your favorite Touhou did manifest out of nothing in your room within the next few minutes due to a series of random quantum fluctuations she'd probably hate you anyway because you suck as a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523757
Parsee would realize she has nothing to be jealous of and finally be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523757
My favourite Touhou hates human beings. Me failing to be like one can be considered as a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523692
>infinitesimal chance
More like zero chance.

>a series of random quantum fluctuations
>a series
There is not enough time for that to ever happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523696
If you tried 99 times, it'll happen in the 100th. If you tried 10000 times, it'll happen in the 10001, etc
>>6523787
True

[Anonymous No.]

You guys must realize that this kind of stuff is said just as an example to demonstrate how quantum interactions, entropy etc works?

There's also an infinitesimal chance that suddenly all the atoms of air in your room could move over to one corner, or an infinitesimal chance that you will wake up a little girl. Problem is the human mind is not actually capable of truly comprehending the number of infinite. It just sounds like another number, we can picture a "near infinity" of Momijis being soft and downy filling up the landscape just as easily as we can picture a couple billion fluffy Momijis standing around.. they'd essentially look practically the same in our mind's eye only they couldn't be more drastically different. However if you were asked to think of ten Momijis standing around you'd have an easy time imagining that because those are the kinds of numbers that our minds evolved to grasp. Our evolutionary ancestors weren't challenged with needing to comprehend truly massive numbers in order to get by, and so we don't have that skill either.

All of this reality bullshit doesn't stand in the way of the fact that Momiji is one of the best things ever invented, so it should not dim our appreciation.

[Anonymous No.]

I am writing this comment from eientei in the bamboo forest. Kaguya is laughing her ass off about you idiots who still don't know how to get here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523832
>Momiji is one of the best things ever invented
Aya approves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523878
Tell that moonbitch to get encased in cement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6523832
Wait. you mean there is a fucking possibility that ONE ecapist autitstic retard otaku can actually perform this act?

DUDE.
we need to go to the LHC and turn that bitch on and off whilst chanting all the touhoes names.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6523832

You like a really shitty character.

Feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6524581

finally--a cult activity I can take part in whole-heartedly.

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