/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You're at a small cabin in the mountains with Youmu and a blizzard rages outside. If the temperature stays as low as it is you will both freeze to death. Suddenly you remembered a survival technique involving stripping completely naked and clinging to another person to share each other's body heat.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Go play in the snow outside

[Thomas No.]

start masturbating furiously

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

Freeze to death.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

Stripping seems counter-productive.

However, clinging seems great, so obviously the answer is to take advantage of the situation by feeling her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Disembowel her and crawl inside of her carcass

[Anonymous No.]

Intercourse with our clothing on. Make her scream loudly when she orgasms so that the Mounties will know when we're in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

Joke's on you, Youmu doesn't have any body heat.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a trick question?

[Anonymous No.]

Give Myon five bucks to go outside to watch a movie, while me and Youmu share each other's warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518603
I imagine Myon doesn't have any heat or is actively cold, but Youmu herself should be normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>What do you do?

I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME.

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously I'd hug her, fully clothed though. I would never think of abusing such a situation with Youmu for lewd activities, do you think I'm a pervert? Well maybe I am, but that's not the point.

[Anonymous No.]

Put forward the idea, suggest it as a good way to not die. Blanket goes on the outside, then me, then her. With luck we both survive the night.

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.]

Wander out into the blizzard and find a sexy yuki-onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518568
Bring it up. If she replies yes, do so, and try NOTHING perverted unless she starts it. If no, huddle as close to her as possible, again not doing anything perverted.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

steal her touque

[Anonymous No.]

Ask her for the unorthodox favor of being allowed to ride on her back.

Hell Realm Sword 「200 Yojana in 1 Slash」

Thank her. Enjoy the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518629
>>6518641
>I would molest Youmu even though I know it's highly improper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518646
As I said, NO I WOULD NOT. If she started it, not arguing there, but...

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't do it because it would cause me to die of heart failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518646

Is it so wrong to want to hug Youmu? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518658
But the heat you give off before your untimely death might be enough for her to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518649
>I would feel really bad after failing to resist my perverted desires.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6518660
Yeah man it's wrong. She has another in her heart, no room for you. You would just hurt her by revealing your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

I tell her to cut me open and use my body as a shelter. Eiki will be pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518673
Heterosexuality? In my Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518673

My feelings aren't like that though. I just wanted to hug her, pat her on the head, tell her to keep up the good work then leave. I can't let myself have feelings like that, no way no how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518619
I think PMiSS says Youmu is cool and Myon is warm. So you should huddle up with Myon instead.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

shit on the floor and smear my hot feces all over us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518722
>考え方も特に人間と変わらないが、平熱はほんの少し低いと言われてい
る。
>You can think of her as a normal human for the most part, but it's said her body temperature is a bit low.

That could be anywhere from around 60-80f internally, which would mean even colder skin. But nothing saying she's supernaturally cold, so she can warm up with you just fine. Any heat is additive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518747

Actually, heat isn't "additive" unless your heat is either equal or lower than Youmu's. Change in temperature operates on a principle of equilibrium--One of the temperatures will go up and the other will go down to balance things out.

In other words, since Youmu's body heat is cooler than yours, she will feel warmer, and you will feel colder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518769
On the other hand, hugging each other would reduce your total surface area, meaning you'd lose heat more slowly.

Stripping would be stupid, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518769
That's not guaranteed to be the case. For example, being next to someone of the same temperature as you does warm you up, because it reduces radiative heat loss. Even though there would be some initial heat loss, eventually her skin temperature would rise and you might end up warmer overall.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill Cirno, no more blizzard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518769
Its not as if the both of you just stop producing heat once it gets cold. Once the two normalizes, the bodies will continue to produce their normal heat.
Yeah it'd be more work on your part, but think of Youmu!

That said, since she is normally a colder temperature, wouldn't she start sweating even more at normal human body temperature? She's probably one of those akward girls that gets really sweaty hands when holding hands or turns into a greased seal during sex from all the sweat.

That could be disastrous in the snow.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

Also you can't forget that hugging Youmu will have complicated consequences later on when you return to Hakugyokurou. I hope you have artisan chef cooking skills, as those will be necessary to survive. So before you hug Youmu think about it a little bit longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518848
There is not enough touhous in winter clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518848

Are you of the "Youmu is mai waifu" crowd, by any chance? You know, someone who's trying to discourage others from persuing her so you can have her yourself?

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

>>6518848
Since, all who step foot there are ''dead'', this puts the entire situation in question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518848

I'm probably the worst chef ever. Soapy spaghetti and burnt easy mac, ugh. But if it keeps me alive, I'd learn to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get enough of this green beanie.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6518859
Meiling is mai waifu though. I'm just saying that Youmu's master requires "maintenance" 24/7 and so those the immense garden. So when Youmu isn't working her little soft butt off she's probably resting, and thus not having enough time for anything else, including her potential partner. If you really want be Youmu's destined husbando, you need to be man enough to help her with all her duties and not just get in her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518578

LOL'ED EXTREMELY FUCKING HARD

/THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518905
I love gardening and cooking. She could probably teach me a lot.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6518905
I also wish someone would Meiling a green beanie. I can't wait for Christmas. Fan artists will dress Meiling up as Santa again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518905

I don't see her like that though. I'd like to have a nice friend like her and nothing more. Plus I don't want to burden any 2d woman by being a husbando, I'll stay back and watch them do their best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518932
EPIC

EPIT TO TEH WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN XDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

I'd get out my pocketknife, and start shaving up the softest wood from the woodpile to make tinder. Once that has been accomplished, I'll pile the tinder under some larger sticks, and atop of those will be placed the split side of a half-log.

Then I will find a branch of soft wood about as thick as my arm, perhaps a little less, and with my knife gouge a groove down the length of it. With a smaller stick of hardwood, whittled to a point, I'll start rubbing up and down the groove swiftly, letting the friction heat things up. While this is going on, sawdust ground out by the process will fall on the tinder, helping things along.

Eventually you'll get the wooden tip glowing, and the bits of falling sawdust will be burning, and you can slowly fan the fire into life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518955

After this stunning display of woodlands survival prowess, I'd preen a bit as Youmou comments formally on my skill. We'd pull up the few rustic chairs in front of the old stone fireplace, and carefully manage the fire so as to not exhaust the fuel supply in the indoor wood bin.

With the cabin toasty warm, we'd sleep. In the morning, we'd return to town, and I'd go back to my usual life.

Alone.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

>>6518955
>>6518967
Oh /jp/, nary a kiss even in your fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518974

My powers of self-delusion cannot surmount that mighty peak.

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6518967
You kidding? If you start a fire with your BARE HANDS you're probably getting laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6518994

As an Eagle Scout, I can assure you - don't expect too much.

(What I really needed for this post was a sadfrog spoof using Sanae instead of sadfrog. It must exist.)

[Anonymous No.]

is she even alive enough to have body heat?

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu is an eminently practical girl. She'd understand the need to keep close together for warmth (fully clothed, of course). In the morning we'd wake up and nervously avoid eye contact as she observed that the blizzard's ended, and we'd both head back to the village.

[Anonymous No.]

Go outside and hug Letty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6519198
i wish i could do this...
i'm waiting every winter for this but i know it will never happen
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I would point my own hand with my finger eextended towards the ceiling, and yell out

"ARE YOU TRYING TO PUSH ME TOWARDS THIS SORT OF A SCENARIO GENSOKYO? JOKES ON YOU, I KNOW FOR DAMN SURE THAT THIS SCENARIO WOUDL BEAR NO FRUIT WHATSOEVER! I WILL SUBSTITUTE YOUR REALITY WITH MY OWN! LOOK AT ME GENSOKYO, I AM DENYING YOU FROM CREATING THIS SCENE!"

Then I run out from the cabin yelling out blood for the blood god, while Yomu stares at my fleeing form pondering to herself what the fuck just happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>6520727
You are a retard. Please go back to /b/