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6515069 No.6515069 [Reply] [Original]

If only women had penises

>> No.6515118

I think Plato's theory of forms applies to dickgirls. The concept of a girl with a dick is something extremely natural to us, despite no encounters with it in the physical world, suggesting that it's a part of the metaphysical reality, which we can only approximate through 2D.

>> No.6515143

more

>> No.6515160

>>6515143
More plato?

>> No.6515219

more dicks

>> No.6515227

>>6515219
Fuck off.

More Plato.

>> No.6515226

ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

>> No.6515231
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6515231

ok

>> No.6515234

>>6515227
But Plato has a dick.

>> No.6515243

>>6515234
Or has he?

>> No.6515293
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6515293

>which we can only approximate through 2D.

Now available in 3D and encounterable in the physical world.

>> No.6515308

>>6515293
but that's a girl, bro

>> No.6515313

>>6515293
Hey, is this the person who often takes photos inside of a fitting cabin because they're too poor to buy most clothing they use?

>> No.6515336
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6515336

>>6515308
Not just any girl, a girl with a penis.

>> No.6515342

>>6515336
Do you have any proof? This might as well be a girl until I see her/his penis.

>> No.6515345

>>6515336
Need more of this.

>> No.6515350

>>6515345
It's a rather well-known crossdresser. I used to have a link to his/her webpage, but I can't find it.

>> No.6515361

>>6515342
Regardless of this person, the fact is that traps and shemales exist. They are not females in the medical sense, but you get the idea.

>> No.6515385

>>6515361
But 2D dickgirls are for more perfect.

>> No.6515413

bump

>> No.6515571

>>6515336
>>6515293
If you can't tell that's a guy then you must be blind or have never seen a female in real life.

>> No.6515730

>>6515571
How can you tell?

>> No.6515755

>>6515069
You posted this thread two days ago and I replied that that picture would be hotter if it were Kanon wearing his sister's clothes and what has /jp/ done to me and why are you posting this thread again seriously

>> No.6515761

>>6515361
But do traps have both penises and vaginas? If not, then they're inferior.

>> No.6515769

>>6515342
I wonder if any flat-chested girls try posing as a trap to get more attention than they would get as standard female camwhores, since there seems to be a lot of traps not comfortable with showing their penis (sometimes with the exception of a bulge, which is easy to fake).

>> No.6515776

>>6515761
Hermaphrodites do

>> No.6515796

>>6515769
That's a good question but I don't know the answer.

>> No.6515817

>>6515761
You're thinking of futanari, which only appeals to philistines such as yourself.

>> No.6515826

>>6515769
Flat-chested girls are just as snaky and evil as the regular kind, so I don't really care. But I imagine that could work for them with a select target group.

>> No.6515839

>>6515817
All Touhou are canon futa.

>> No.6515850

>>6515817
Reported for low standards.

>> No.6515859

>>6515850
That's kind of hard on him, anon.

>> No.6515869
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6515869

>he likes penis and vagina

>> No.6515882

>>6515869
I like penis better.

>> No.6515915
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6515915

>>6515385
More perfect is exactly right. It's a little hard to explain, but imagine a cone. At the bottom, the circumference is a set value, and the circumference gets lower the higher you go. So what's the circumference at the top? Well, in the physical world, there's a limit for how low the circumference of a physical object can be. But metaphysically, it would go on forever, making the top infinitely tiny. That top represent perfection, it's so beyond what we can see, so technically it doesn't exist to us. But we can imagine the concept, imperfectly. That's the level 2D is at, it's as close we get to this perfect point. On the bottom is 3D, which doesn't even come close, the physical world is way too limited.

There are many things that are intuitive and aesthetically pleasing to us even though we don't encounter them in the physical world. The concept of a girl with a penis is definitely one of these things.

>> No.6515945

>>6515915
That's fucking beautiful, man.

>>6515882
I like penis batter.

>> No.6515951

>>6515945
What's penis batter?

>> No.6515953

>>6515915
> Human perception, 3D

Our eyes see things in two dimensions. It's our wonderful brain that can figure out the geometry of world from central projection of it onto eye's retina. It can also do this for drawn pictures. There is no difference.

>> No.6515957

>>6515951
It's semen.

>> No.6515960

>>6515953
DUDE you did NOT just GO there

>> No.6515964

>>6515960
Bring it on.

>> No.6515974

I don't like vagina, because I know that they give much better orgasms than penis, and I don't like this. I like equality, so I'll only have sex with people who have a penis.

>> No.6515984

>>6515974
Just have sex with girls who can't orgasm yet. Namely, prepubescents.

>> No.6515988

>>6515953
The amount of dimensions is not the main issue here, it's just a way to distinguish between what we only see and what originates from the human imagination and is communicated to other human imagination through pictures.

>> No.6515995

>>6515984
I would if it wasn't illegal.

>> No.6515997

>>6515988
So instead of using 'real' and 'imaginary' you made up your obscure terminology?

>> No.6516006

>>6515995
It's okay as long as they are over the age of 18.

>> No.6516009

>>6515997
Meme spewer.

>> No.6516010

>>6516006
You are confusing me anonymous.

>> No.6516013

>>6516010
Just have sex with an adult who stopped aging for some reason when she was a kid so that she is both over the age of 18 and prepubescent at the same time.

>> No.6516015

>>6516010
He's telling you to find prepubescent 18 year old girls. What's so hard about this?

>> No.6516026

>>6516013
Illegal in Australia.

>> No.6516032

>>6516010
There are drugs that can be used to prevent puberty from ever occurring. So far, it has only been used on a retarded child so her appearance matches her mental age. Presumably, it could also be used on a normal child, too.

>> No.6516033

>>6516026
Only porn of it

>> No.6516060

>>6515997
But 2D and 3D is the common distinction around here.

>> No.6516164
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6516164

Anime girls provide supernormal stimulus. Their eyes are larger, their heads are more infantile, their legs are longer. These things simply don't exist in real people, and if they did then we would produce pictures of women with even more exaggerated features.

The thing is though is that since these features are so exaggerated, if they were presented in reality you would find them repulsive because they were out of place with the rest of the population.

2d doesn't represent perfection, it's simply an extreme version of life and thus more exciting.

I mean imagine seeing this in real life, at full size.

>> No.6516173
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6516173

>>6516164

You mean like a Kigurumi?

Sounds every bit as delicious to me.

>> No.6516178

>>6516173
No, those things are really creepy.

>> No.6516179

>>6516173
Have you ever seen one up close?

>> No.6516186

>>6516164
Basically.

That's what those dolls and Kigurumi are so CREEPY.

>> No.6516196
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6516196

you mean boys, right OP?

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6516205

>>6515869
implying m00t doesnt

>> No.6517137

>>6515293
>>6515336
Still need a link or a source to this.

>> No.6517295

>>6516196
>If only boys had penises
What

>> No.6517332

I agree OP, women have a more beautiful body than men, but vaginas are much more ugly than penises.

>> No.6518172

bump

>> No.6519516

>>6518172
What he said.

>> No.6520461

If only OP realized that he was gay.

>> No.6520466

>>6520461
You homo

>> No.6523535

bump

>> No.6523548

>>6515069
A special breed of women do. They're called men.

>> No.6523552

Girls should have dicks, and boys should have cunts. The gentle curves of the ideal female body is accentuated nicely by a dangling rod, and the sharp cuts of a toned male body is made all the sweeter by one even deeper cut.

>> No.6523556

>>6523552
Naww man.

Because the male form doesn't flow with pregnancy, the female form however can be slightly warped and still be attractive.

>> No.6523578

>>6515769

There's various people who are claimed to do this in cosplay-circles. I don't really follow that sort of shit that much, but bug /cgl/ about it and they'll probably tell you if they don't bitch you out for making an /r/ thread.

>> No.6523579

All the best ones do.

>> No.6523599

>>6523548
Men are pigs!

>> No.6523605

Everything is ruined if the girl has a penis. I can't fap to that at all.

Different strokes for different folks though.

>> No.6523614

I can fap to a boy in a dress but not a girl with a cock.

>> No.6523620

>>6523614
lol dats gay

>> No.6525450

bump

>> No.6526093

Fucking christ, this thread is still up.

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