/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to university
>Go to anime club
>All they talk about are shitty anime i.e K-ON! and Bakemonogatari
>Try to start a conversation about Touhou and VNs
>"What are you, weeaboo?"

[Anonymous No.]

>at university
>sit on a chair listening to conversation between two fans of K-ON in my anime club
>some fat guy wearing a hoodie walks in
>everyone including me is looking at him
>after a while, we let it go
>he sits close to me awkwardly
>after a while he tries to start up a conversation while fucking up my two friends' conversation about bakemonogatari
>he talks about some toho and e-books
>we politely tell him not to do that
>he's upset at us and leaves
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

I would prefer a song to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

Penis thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Sion tripped along steamingly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Eksi, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a snake hopping along, carrying an etherlite in its mouth.

Sion was almost before the fall when she came across a transient cake, lying alone on an intellectual plate. "That must be a treat from my existential bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked dreary, so she ate it.

It gave her the most glowing tingling sensation in her spleen. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Eksi.

When Eksi came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Sion cried stupidly.

"Your arm! And your leg!" Eksi said. "They're luminant! Can't you feel it?"

Sion felt her arm and her leg. They were indeed quite luminant. "Oh, no!" Sion said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that transient cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Eksi said. "I got you a Black Barrel Replica. It must have been that incipient man who lives nearby. He acts a little frustratingly, ever since he fucked a Mars Matrix."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Sion sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Eksi said angrily, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your arm is really hot like that."

"Really?" Sion dried his tears. Sion kissed Eksi and it was an entirely bitter sensation, like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow.

They spent the night having entirely bitter sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw
>no image
I know it's the weekend, but please, don't slack off when you're trying to troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6514697
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
Im standin at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know

[Anonymous No.]

Please forgive me for misusing the quote function.

>Go to Chinese classes
>Get told there are a lot of extra credit opportunities for joining the "Asian Community" club
>Go to the first meeting thinking it's gonna be about various asian cultures.
>90% of the people there are wearing naruto headbands or some such weeaboo paraphernalia
>Club leader is discussing what animes are going to be watched.
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>6514731
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6514757