/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Today night Im going to gensokyo...

Im not good at chemistry, but wont that make jar explode (very hot) or its just very advanced magic that I can understand? And do I have to put straw inside jar to make it work and then blow in it? And how long it takes to make portal and is it posible for person who will find me to stop creation of portal?

[Anonymous No.]

Screw chemistry, just listen to the earth.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

Im interested. I'll join you at the end of the year!
But seriously. You don't want to do that If you really have no good reason. Tell me reason and I might give you my approval.

[Gul'Derek No.]

Thanks OP portal works great, no Alliance troops (:

[Anonymous No.]

Op, you are my hero. It works! and I can freely walk through it and back to my room!
btw: it's really cold in gensokyo now.

[Anonymous No.]

>is it posible for person who will find me to stop creation of portal?

Too late. Posting that image gets you on an FBI watchlist. You'd better make that portal as soon as possible before SWAT teams descend upon your house to stop you from escaping through it.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like it's going to form chlorine gas, it'll be pale green. Magic if there ever was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511527
No.
>>6511522
I have many reasons ;_; but I wouldnt like to remember them if I would like to be happy in gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511533
Its snowing in my place too, and even with snow isnt that cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511527
You dumb orc, all you did is invent a new recreational drug that your people are going to grow a dependency for.

[Anonymous No.]

Tonight, Gensokyo will be mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511540
>chlorine
No. It's something even better.

[Anonymous No.]

believe me, it's not the most comfortable way to open a portal to gensokyo.

[Derek No.]

Thanks OP, portal works great, no toxic gases (:

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6511545
Im sure you will get amnesia of some sort when going to gensokyo. You know you really should not do this if you have anything you still want IRL. If there is nothing, then I wont try to stop you. When Im coming to gensokyo, wanna go to Yuyuko's place to have fun with her and Youmu? I'd really like to drink some tea with Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

but i tho this madde crystals, yo

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I made my portal but I don't use it much.

Reimu is a psychotic bitch, the fairies are annoying as fuck, the human village is nothing but technologically retarded japs, and there is no internet. I'm strong and ballsy enough to survive in the wilderness on my own but I'd rather be out camping in a national park where it is peaceful and tranquil instead of this crazy bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511573
And Crystals are magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511560
Sure that sounds great. I hope that I will remember somethings but if I wouldnt it still will be great.

And no, I dont want to do anything IRL other than to be sure that I wont have to return there:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511555
and what is it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511512

I have no idea what you just said.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6511590
Ok then! Now I officially love you. If you TRULY have no regrets...See you in gensokyo! Be sure to look out for me when the year changes.

[Anonymous No.]

-CAUTION-

Don't forget to wear a silly hat!
You can't enter Gensokyo without a silly hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511663
Well, you can. You'll just implode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511636
See you ! now Im going just to clean my room until >>6511555 will anwser and Im in gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not use the chlorine method if you want to be a youkai, I got into Gensokyo using it and can confirm that it can only turn you into a fairy. In order to be a youkai you should burn some coal in a closed jar (size doesn't matter, in fact do not try this with larger containers because heating them is difficult and they release excess carbon monoxide, which is harmful.) with nickel coins in it. For optimal portal formation, heat the jar by submerging it in boiling water. Open the jar near your nose, if you get a strong headache, your work is complete, but do note that getting the reaction right is rather difficult. If you do pull it off, you will soon pass out and wake up in Gensokyo in roughly 16 hours.

Once you arrive there, you can join /jp/ subterranean hideout by knocking three times on the pyramid-shaped big rock in the Forest of Magic (it'll probably take a while before you find it though.) and saying the password ("I want to be the little girl.") One of us will answer "But you already are, Anonymous." and let you in.

Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511706
I wont leave my apartament to go for coal (I think I would have to go to some shop with grill acesories) and I think its little too complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

Please rethink your decision

[n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc No.]

>>6511783
you do realize that is a slow and painful death, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511804
Depends on if your neck snaps. Oh, and I when I said "rethink your decision" I meant "Please think about not killing yourself before you do it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>6511767
If you want you can also get about 10-20 castor beans, crush them, dip overnight in a solution of baking soda, filter the water into another container (discard the remaining husks) and add vinegar. Wait another night and consume the vinegar (you don't need to just drink it, you can use it as salad dressing and so on. )

Directly eating the castor beans will kill you, so be careful.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6511519
someday, I will.

DMT, peyote and LSD are the three keys needed to open the gate to Gensokyo.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

IT doesnt work. It just created a lot of white bubles like when washing clothes ;_; any way to fix it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6512345
any ideas? I did add salt 2 spoons , vingear and lemon juice but less than vingear and 2 spoons of laundry bleach and 4 coins It did smell like cigarette for moment and then turned into bubbles like on picture.

[Anonymous No.]

brb ganna kill myself, see ya in gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>6512409
at least anwser please to my question ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6512414
Maybe it was bad "blowing"?

[Anonymous No.]

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6512437
BLOW THE VUVUZELA!