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6509523 No.6509523 [Reply] [Original]

Does /jp/ like domesticated chickens?

>> No.6509538

no, only wild ones

>> No.6509539

Not really, I killed one before by cutting off its head with a knife. I wonder if they're going to behead me in hell.

>> No.6509540

Yeah, I like cocks. Do you want to see mine?

>> No.6509549

When I visit my grandparents in the north they make me cut off their heads

>> No.6509551

>>6509539
Killing isn't wrong. You won't go to hell.
Take it easy, man.

>> No.6509552

I love domesticated chickens, they're my favorite.

>> No.6509561

>>6509551
I don't think anyone else is going to hell for it. I just have higher standards for myself. It was a really amateurish job the way I cut it with the tip of the knife. Don't know why I even bothered.

>> No.6509587
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6509587

I love 'em.

>> No.6509597

CHIIICKEEENS, I LOVE CHICKENS, GUYS!!!

>> No.6509608

Honestly, I feel bad every time I eat a chicken.

There is something about them that makes them moe to myself. I think it's the way they walk and the look of their eyes.

>> No.6509611

Yeah we grew 250 of them this year. They barely needed any work, and all our freezers are full of them now so I don't have to do anything until next spring or so. They are pretty cool animals for neet food.

>> No.6509612

I own about 18 chickens. They all have names. They're my sweethearts and I would kill myself before I have to kill another one. I've had to kill 3 because they were suffering from sickness I couldn't cure ;_;

>> No.6509626

>>6509612
You keep chickens as pet?

>> No.6509640

Cassowaries are better flightless birds, since those can jump to your chest level and deliver a talon-ended kick strong enough to shatter car windows (for some reason they like to attack cars.) Coupled with their tendency to trample fallen foes, wounds inflicted by a cassowary can be fatal. The female also is rare amongst birds in that her cloaca can evert to form some sort of pseudopenis, so if you tried to rape a cassowary loli, she'd eviscerate your guts, evert her pseudopenis and rape your corpse instead.

>> No.6509642

>>6509640
That's actually fascinating.

>> No.6509644

>>6509640
It is now my dream to get ravaged by a cassowary.

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