/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, I know you probably don't care, but I just took a nap and had a dream.

I was in a hospital and my waifu was giving birth to our son. Don't ask how that works, it was a dream. The baby was perfectly healthy and my heart melted when I saw her holding him in her arms.

Then I woke up. Pic related.

Anyways. Waifu/fantasy/lucid dream discussion thread.
How far have you taken your delusions, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

You woke up in front of your keyboard?

[reiserFS !!wPpyhreQf6d No.]

>>6506858
I can have lucid dreams by using WILD. Works pretty much every night. Keep in mind that I also wrote notes over the time of 5 years about my dreams.

Who needs VR when you can lucid dream?

[Anonymous No.]

One time I dreamed a landscape full of huge cheeses with big holes in and cages everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506866
What's WILD/VR?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate those happy dreams.
It just means waking up is that much shittier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506875

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506883
Saved for future reference.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506880
In reality, you live a happy life with your waifu. You just have a lot of nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

I never realize that I'm having a dream when I dream.

[Thomas No.]

I never have "moving" dreams, I just see a single picture until I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506890
Oh how I wish that was true.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, those machines that caused people to forcefully lucid dream in Inception will be made soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506924
I never saw that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

I had this awesome dream today that i was part of a brigade that hunted down monsters.

when i woke up, i realised i had work today. then i was sad.

even worse is that i did absolutely nothing there even though they were begging me to come in saying they needed me and stuff.. God, life really sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think i have every had an actual lucid dream but my dreams are always vivid so i don't mind. Pretty much every night i have a pleasant dream with my waifu (shes not always my lover but she is almost always in the dream), but oddly i very rarely have any sexual dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506944
Lucky. I hardly ever dream about my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

For the first time ever, I had a dream about Flan... I wouldn't call it lucid though; I can barely remember it.

[Anonymous No.]

Should studying, or focusing on a single picture of my waifu make it easier for me to envision her in my dreams? Especially right before falling asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506929

Torrent it, it's a great movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506944
You're lucky. I've never even had her in one of my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506973
The best I ever have so far is dreaming about cuddling with her in dakimakura form, while cuddling with her in dakimakura form.

Pic is closest thing I have to what that felt like.

Also why can't I be more imagnitive. I can see her with me and smile for me if I try hard, but she can't talk to me and I only see her breifly.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed that my waifu was hugging me, it was the most beautiful feeling in the world.

No one has hug me in many years, not even on Christmas or my birthday ;_;

Alice is waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506997
I've recreated her personality (to the best of my ability) and I go through my day imagining her with me. I even made up an entire class schedule for her. We have three classes together.

I talk to her when I'm alone, and when we're on the train to/from class.

[Anonymous No.]

仮想の物で真に満足する境地

それが、悟りでなくてなんだろうか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506973
>>6506961
>>6506954
you guys just don't love your waifu enough. She yearns for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506997
It took me a few months, but I've really strengthened the realism of my delusions.

I've recreated my waifu's personality (to the best of my ability) and I go through my day imagining her with me. I even made up an entire class schedule for her. We have three classes together.

I talk to her when I'm alone, and when we're on the train to/from class. Having her in my head is the closest I'll ever be to her. ;_;

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

Got some new entries in my journal.

I'll go through all my entries for those who haven't read.

1: My first Touhou dream. Cirno and I started "wrestling" and she eventually became a dominatrix.

2:During a FPS adventure, I remember entering a building and saw some sort of new Touhou game on a screen on a wall,, it had a 3dcg Marisa who took up most of the screen.

3:I remember controlling a 3D Sanae using an Xbox360 controller. You had to hold up and X to make her run up walls. She had the ability to jump on the enemy's head to defeat them.

4: During the end of another FPS adventure, I remember seeing Touhou characters appearing as holograms. The only one I really reme,ber was Kanako and her full chest.

5-9 coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

my waifu is that thing sticking out of my croch.
I cuddle her every now and then

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507015

How do you summon her? I had one dream of her, we were only talking online...Nowadays I don't remember my dreams unless they're absolutely crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

A while back I dreamed about my waifu.
It was on a camping site and I returned the bike I borrowed from her.
She suddenly started crying and sobbing on my chest. She thought something had happened to me since I was away for so long.
I hugged her tight and stroke her head. She felt warm, frail and small. I'll never forget that feeling. I was genuinely happy that she cared so much about me and that I could hug her tightly.

Afterwards I was invited to her tent to meet her mother while she grabbed some snacks for us. Her mother was a nice person and positive enough about me.
When she returned with the snacks, the cursed alarm clock woke me up.

I wanted to eat her cookies ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507027
How do you have waifu dreams so frequently? Show me your ways.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a similar dream, the difference was I was giving birth, and then the dream keep going showing how i was raising my daughter happily.

After she shows me a smile, i wake up with a trauma of losing my child.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6507027
Actually, 5-11.

5: Yuuka kissing me.

6: Reimu had a home in a large city, and I went to visit her. You had to sing the "Niko Miko Reimu" song for her to open the door, but I figured out that she wasn't there because there was a note near the door that said that she was at the market. I then walked over to Marisa's shed, which was right next to Reimu's home. I remember seeing a Yukkuri Marisa rolling around.

7: During yet another FPS adventure, as I was trying to get inside a restaurant to escape from someone shooting me, Remilia came out of the entrance and blocked me from going in for a moment.

Later on in the same dream, I was running down a street, and there were fairies, and a weird Yuuka doll standing up on the corners of streets. I remember one of the dolls meant death.

8:During a weird dream, I remember a picture of Cirno flashing in front of me when a boxing match was about to start.

9: The was a Futa Suwako who was raping Sanae.

10: There was an energy drink that made Cirno powerful. Sunnymilk, Lunachild and Starsaphire went to drink it, but I drank the rest of it before they could.

11: the was a radio made out of fans and copper wire. Sanae had something to do with it, but I can't remember what.

12- 15 next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507083

Are you male? If so that's slightly strange

Actually who am I kidding, that story would be strange even if you were female. This entire thread is strange

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507029

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507095
>strange

Not really. Remember where you are, anon.

I've only had 2 2D dreams and I really can't remember a lot about them. I'm fairly certain I was 2D as well, but then I couldn't really see myself.

[Anonymous No.]

awww, isn't that nice
you are all extremely mentally ill, seek help

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507114
Nah, I like it this way.

[n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc No.]

I hug my cold pillow at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507114
I'm sure we're all only like this because we like our fantasies better than real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507114

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6507114
>OP has a dream
>"OH MAI GOD UR SICK GET HELP YOU LUNATIC!!!

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>5(6 now?) 4channers respond to simplistic troll post

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507139

[Anonymous No.]

I've actually had several dreams with my waifu

Two of them involved me running up to hug her, but the dream always ended before I could wrap my arms around her.

I had one where I was resting my head in her lap and one where I could feel her warm lips.

I even had one where we were both in some dark void, we held each other and I confessed my love for her, she cried tears of joy and buried her head in my chest, eventually she had to go and I woke up, immediately after that dream I had another where I was holding her in my arms and we watched the sunset together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507172

ok see, now you are doing it on purpose.

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6507186
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that I was in Gensokyo living with Marisa.

Needless to say, I was pretty upset when I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where Yukari brought me a child and told me to take care of her. I gladly accepted and treated her as if she were my daughter. She was adorable. She looked like a little Reimu except with with normal clothing and glasses. I did everything to make sure she was happy. I walked her to school and picked her up afterwards. She would tell me about her day and how much fun she had. We would go out a lot and cook our meals together. I had made sure to pay a lot of attention to her like playing small games and have her read me books while sitting on my lap. On cold nights she would ask to sleep with me. I held her tight in my arms making sure she was comfortable and warm. I did the same when she was scared or sad.

Then one day Yukari had took her away leaving me a note that said she will be back. I waited patiently. Then one day my door had opened with her standing there. She had grew a bit taller but her identifiable traits were still the same. She came running towards me yelling, "Otousan!" I held my arms out for her to jump in my arms to hug me like she always would when I picked her up from school. Just as she jumped I had awaken from my dream. I was in my bed holding tightly to my pillow that I had loved as if it were my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Escapist/General

[Anonymous No.]

She looked pretty bored so I talked to her. We were at some sort of hall where a lot of religious people and business men were discussing boring crap.

It was amazing, I'm pretty quiet but we talked for what seemed like hours. It was a strangle feeling to connect with anyone is such a good way. Then we decided to to run away from this boring world and start living on our own, but when we tried to get away we were chased by this organization.

And we ran. We ran as fast as we could. They sent the police to get us and I fought them as hard as I possibly could, I will never the anxiety of actually caring for someone else, even if it was a dream.

Suddenly the city started to crumble and a flood was tearing us apart. I hold her as hard as I could but all my strength left me and I released her. The stream dragged her to a waterfall.

That was the most gut wrenching feel that I have ever had. While I was in a shock and beating myself for being so weak the police got me and they somehow convinced me that I only need to accept and conform, because love is only for the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

12: While I was driving in a city, I notice a fast food restaurant called "Alice and Margatroid's" I stopped there and ordered something.

13: Something to do with Sanae, I don't quite remember.

14: Something to do with Kanako, I remember her making croissants like in that one picture.

15:I remember playing Touhou with Reim with the needles from Mountain of faith, but it had super improved graphics and instead of enemy fairies, there were robots.

Large entry next. 16:

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6507255
During a weird dream, I was Batman for a moment, and I was helping Robin out of a red crate in the sky, but the the "Camera angle" moved slightly, and I could see Yuuka climbing on the crate. Batman then put Robin back inside the crate and threw it down to the ground as fast as he could, in an effort to save Robin. When the crate hit the ground, Robin turned into a rubber fish, which I picked up and filled with water at a nearby stream. Apparently, that made too much noise, because Yuuka came down and snapped Hercules's neck (the one from the Disney movie.), which caused it to "reset" back to where I was filling the fish up with water. I then tried to do it more quietly, and when nothing happened when I filled it up, I squirted Yuuka while she was in the air with the water.


Second half of 16 next.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6507264
It then turned into this weird game where Yuuka and I were facing odd against each other from on the ledges of my shower in my bathroom, but the shower was about five miles wide. I remember it had something to do with easy buttons on the side of the wall, and there was attack and defense points. Initially, she had way more attack and defense than me, but neither of us attacked for a while. Yuuka then attacked and killed Batman, and I began to panic. I began to search all along the walls of my bathroom to see if I could spot her, and for some reason, while Yuuka was on the walls, I thought she was supposed to look like a golden, glowing scarab. She eventually appeared behind me, and asked how I had become more powerful than her. She then struck at me with something, and didn't do any physical damage, but once she hit me, she checked these weird consoles that were inside my bathroom. She then said that this "wasn't right.", and that she was going to kill me. With that, she started smashing all the consoles and easy buttons. For some reason, I even started helping her. When the last easy button came around, she was right in front of it, and I felt ready to die. However, she said that it would be nice to rule over Hercules and Greece (I had become Hercules) so she came to a screen that looked like it was from the Hearts of Iron "do you wish to make an alliance" scree, that had a picture of some mountains on it. When she hit "accept"m her request was denied, she then turned around and starting walking towards me, then the dream ended.

Final 17 and 18 next.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6507027
>>6507084
>>6507255
>>6507264
>>6507269
What I have so far, if anyone is confused.

[Pedonymous !!Yt4AmPxM3rB No.]

Dude what

[Anonymous No.]

I just only had a dream tangentially related to Touhou about a week ago. It entailed the usual video game scenario that was effectively some warped high school/college version of pressure (High School because I regularly have panic attacks concerning education.) Where this comically mutated shark from a top-down 2-D perspective chased you between the rooms along with a swarm of parasites that weren't as hostile but considerably more prevalent. Instant contact with either was death. Either way, the dream had me and another girl absconding between multiple rooms, gathering keys and unlocking puzzles. As we made our way towards the surface, which took on the appearance of a institute of higher learning with floral green pastures, the shark transformed suddenly at some point into Yukka and my partner Aya.

Guess what Aya did once we reached the surface and we made a break for it? The bitch abandoned me as Yukka proceeded to jump me and rip at my legs. The game ended as well as the dream on a note of female betrayal and bereavement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507276

No. I'm just personally glad that someone is as pathetic as me to dream more about video games then play them.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6507303
>Implying I don't play Touhou everyday.

It's not pathetic, it's just that when I go to sleep I just happen to dream about Touhous. Although, I have developed techniques to make them appear more frequently in dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

/b/ raid thread, report it guys.

>>>/b/290011446

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /jp/ so emo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507338

What's the point?
Time to rev up those VNs and wait for meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507338
>>6507346
>>6507351
Samefag Futa Hater Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

This waifu thread must survive the retard invasion. For the sake of our waifus.
Someone bump it when this all blows over.

[Anonymous No.]

///.-

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507357
That feel when someone else inherits this name.
I feel like a cultist watching his son going through initiation.

[Anonymous No.]

I-Is it safe to continue talking about our waifus now?

[Anonymous No.]

I-Is it safe to talk about our dreams again?

[Anonymous No.]

I tend to have a lot of dreams where I'm back in my senior year of high school, except with a girlfriend. I was a pretty good student, except in those dreams, I would always be skipping class with my girlfriend and just having a fun time.

Worse part was falling asleep on her lap, then waking up back in my own bed. I had a math test that day too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507691
>girlfriend
sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507696
Some of us were still trying to be normalfags back in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507717
I remember when I had a crush on a high school girl. It broke my heart when she said, "hang on a mintue, I need to talk with my boyfriend." It happened over and over again with every girl I had the slightest interest in, even the seven year. Even when I switched to 2D, I realized every girl I had interest in is already likely taken by somebody else. I didn't know what to do, so I invented my own little girl in my mind and now I day dream about her and everything is wonderful again.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember when I had a crush on a high school girl. It broke my heart when she said, "hang on a mintue, I need to talk with my boyfriend." It happened over and over again with every girl I had the slightest interest in, even the seven year old. Even when I switched to 2D, I realized every girl I had interest in is already likely taken by somebody else. I didn't know what to do, so I invented my own little girl in my mind and now I day dream about her and everything is wonderful again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6506890

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

I want to give this a shot but, how on earth would you ''summon'' certain things, just think real hard?

Go deeper?

Also, do you feel things, like pain or warmth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507785
Once you obtain lucidity in your dreams. (Realizing you're dreaming and then take control.)

Theoretically, every sensation will feel as real as if you were really doing it while awake.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

>>6507802
So nanoka~?

Well, my goal is to test that, in the best way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6507802
No.
Because you could die.