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Anonymous Mon May 19 21:55:04 2008 No.650562 [Reply] [Original]

You are faced with the prospect of fatherhood, /jp/.

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 21:56:25 2008 No.650565 Given that I'm an eunuch, I'd be rather confused.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 21:56:25 2008 No.650564 Fap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 21:58:10 2008 No.650571 "How the fuck...when the fuck did that happen?"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 21:58:10 2008 No.650572 falcon punch

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 21:58:52 2008 No.650576 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 21:58:55 2008 No.650570 >>650565 Castradoanon, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 21:59:13 2008 No.650581 I want a refund for my vasectomy, and the privilege of performing one on the doctor who did mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:00:17 2008 No.650589 If I were retarded enough to impregnate a woman, I'd just accept it and raise the child, I guess. I hate people who run away. I would NEVER impregnate one, though. I hate the idea of having kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:00:51 2008 No.650591 If Cirno told me she was pregnant with my child, I'd be more concerned with getting surgery for the severe frostbite on my penis.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon May 19 22:00:54 2008 No.650585 >>650572 After a lot of prego sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:01:13 2008 No.650595 File: 29 KB, 644x322, 1211234473510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Joy, for my incest dreams will become true, or this. Pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:01:43 2008 No.650598 File: 442 KB, 1000x1000, 1211234503862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All right, what if it came free with an arranged marriage with Letty?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:02:47 2008 No.650603 >>650589 >I would NEVER impregnate one, though. They'd never let me have sex with them, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:03:15 2008 No.650605 >>650598 If I could read bedtime stories to a sleepy Cirno lying on my lap without getting my arms frozen off, it'd be worth all the other crap.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:04:37 2008 No.650610 Would depend on Lettys personality, dont feel like ending up like Al Bundy for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:04:37 2008 No.650611 >>650603 I don't know why you're pointing it out, it's kinda obvious being that I'm on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:05:41 2008 No.650616 >>650610 Subservient and motherly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:06:22 2008 No.650618 We must have at least one guy on here who's managed to procreate - is it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:07:48 2008 No.650622 >>650598 But you'd only see your waifu during winter. ;_; Unless of course you move to Antarctica.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:09:14 2008 No.650630 Abort! Abort!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:09:29 2008 No.650634 >>650618 There was this guy who wanted to call his daughter Tewi. >>650622 >But you'd only see your waifu during winter. ;_; ...and how is that a bad thing? Remember, we're loners for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:09:33 2008 No.650635 >>650622 What about greenland? The people there seem to get along fine, and they're nice enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:11:19 2008 No.650644 File: 350 KB, 1280x1024, 1211235079575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I must become a father with any touhou character it has to be Ran. Of course I'll ostracize myself from the internet because Yukari can be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:12:22 2008 No.650657 >>650644 "Enjoying your yiffing?"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:12:42 2008 No.650659 >>650634 >There was this guy who wanted to call his daughter Tewi. I assume that he was promptly informed that there were several Touhou names that would be perfectly acceptable in an English speaking society, and that Tewi was not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:16:53 2008 No.650689 >>650659 I imagine if he knew the proper pronunciation was "Tay" it would be alright. It wouldn't really be that odd of a name.

>>	Suika !FSwM3CeNMU Mon May 19 22:18:36 2008 No.650707 Dream come true.

Anonymous Mon May 19 22:19:06 2008 No.650711
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What does it feel like to hold a child in your arms, /jp/?

(In an only partially sexual way, kind of like how you'd hug a girl who was "just a friend" from her point of view for the sake of moral support and really mean it but still enjoy her breasts pushing into your chest.)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:21:53 2008 No.650731 >>650689 I suppose he could write it off as Irish - I know a guy called Teig, pronounced "Taigh."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:28:43 2008 No.650766 >>650711 Pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:37:03 2008 No.650809 >>650598 cirno as a child uhhh i don't think i would last long

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:39:17 2008 No.650824 >>650711 Feels good man

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 22:41:16 2008 No.650832 >>650824 >Feels cold man

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