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650107 No.650107 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to be honest.

I only like Touhou because of the porn.

>> No.650113

>>650107
Funny i like it because of the non porn doujins and games.

>> No.650116

Proceed.

>> No.650123

That's fine.

You have to like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihk40bHOZaM though.

>> No.650129

WHOA WHOA WHOA

There's Touhou porn?

>> No.650134

I'm going to be honest.

I only like Nanoha because of the porn.

>> No.650136

I hate Touhou porn. I mean fuck, this is an all female game and 90% of doujins have a fucking dick in them. What's with everybody and dicks? Is everyone a homo except me?

>> No.650150

>>650136
Futa is wonderful, Anonymous.

>> No.650156

>>650136
So liking only lesbian porn makes you straight?

>> No.650159
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650159

japan can't get it up unless there's a dick in there somewhere

>> No.650163

>>650150
NO. NO IT'S NOT. WHEN I WANT TO FAP, I WANT PUSSY, NOT SOME GUY WITH TITS WAVING HIS DICK AROUND SO THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE.
FUCK DICKS.

>> No.650169

>>650163

fag in homophobic denial imo

>> No.650173

>>650136
I want yuri
>>650163
seconded

>> No.650174

>>650163
God, in most of the stuff it's only one girl who has a penis anyway, so it's still more straight than any typical straight porn.

>> No.650176
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>>650163
Look at it

>> No.650177

>>650169
Well then what the fuck do you find so pleasing about a bunch of cocks flooding your porn? If you want to masturbate to dicks, why don't you queers just do it in front of a mirror?

>> No.650178

>>650163
It's odd; you never see people who like futa complaining about too much pussy.

Or am I simply not looking hard enough?

>> No.650181

>>650169
faggot who admit he like dicks and butthurt imo

>> No.650183
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650183

>>650163
LOOK AT IT!

>> No.650184
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650184

I'm going to be honest.

I only like Touhou because of the music, atmosphere and references to japanese folklore.

>> No.650187
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650187

>>650163
LOOK

AT

IT

>> No.650189

>>650178
You have obviously not been to /d/ when there aren't at least 3 futa threads on the front page.

>> No.650191

>>650178
Futa *has* pussy, more often than not.
Just shut up

>> No.650195
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650195

GEE IT SURE IS PROMOTIONS AROUND HERE

>> No.650193

Penis.

>> No.650194

I dont know about you guys, but I rather see a girl with a penis having sex with a normal girl than a guy.

>> No.650197

Why u gaiz like dick so much?

>> No.650199

>>650136
>porn
>doujins
>dick
>dicks
>homo

Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.650207

>>650189
Yeah, I don't go to /d/ often. I never notice many series or character-specific threads when I do go, and generic stuff does nothing for me.

>> No.650209

I dont know about you guys, but I rather see a normal girl having sex with a another normal girl than with anything with dick.

>> No.650214
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>> No.650211

FUCK YEAH PENIS

>> No.650212

>>650209
Girls with penises are normal.

>> No.650215

>>650209
Again: So only watching gay porn makes you straight?

>> No.650222

the weirdest futa I ever saw was in magical witch academy, where this guy jerked the girl's dick while he fingered her cunt. it made me feel kind of gay

>> No.650228

>>650222
It's not gay until you fap to guys getting rammed by futas.

...well, fuck.

>> No.650232

>>650228
It's not gay either.

>> No.650233

I read Touhou porn just for the interesting plot, without fapping. Is that bad?

>> No.650241

>>650215
If you're a woman, yes.

>> No.650243

>>650215
its disturbing fapping to something only to have it whip out a dick, even more disturbing when its partner does the same

>> No.650245

>>650233
>interesting plot
You mean those pieces of pointless dialogue before every battle?

>> No.650246

>>650233
No, but it is very hard.
You have to be a TRUE MAN to not fap to Touhou porn.

>> No.650248

I like girls. I don't like dicks.
think whatever you what.

GEE it sure is twisted logic in here

>> No.650253

>>650241
What? Elaborate.

>> No.650259

>>650197
>u
>gaiz

GTFO

>> No.650264

>>650248
well maybe instead of whining about touhou porn having dicks, you should try changing yourself and learning to like dicks

ever think of that

>> No.650265

>>650187 LOOK
>>650183 AT
>>650176 IT !

>> No.650270

>>650265
Deletaru'ed

>> No.650276

>>650222
Thats the weirdest futa you have seen? Oh boy, you seem so innocent.

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>> No.650282

>>650264
well maybe instead of whining about yaoi being popular, you should try changing yourself and learning to like dicks

>> No.650286
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>> No.650285

>>650281
HERE IT COMES!
FUCK YEAH MEILING!

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>> No.650290

>>650282
way ahead of you

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>>650264

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>> No.650301

>>650290
ITT faggots
>>650283
NSFW

>> No.650307

Janitor hate Hina.

>> No.650311

>>650307
Hate obvious fucking rules.

>> No.650315

>>650253
Guy + Guy = all the cock and no vag. For a girl it's double win for straight girls.

Girl + girl = all vag and no cock. Again, double win. Futa just screws it up.

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650317

>>650307
Hina ;_;

>> No.650322

>>650315
Futa + guy = OVERKILL WIN!

>> No.650323

>>650264

Haha, oh wow.

That makes sense.

>> No.650326

>>650264
NO I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD IT SHALL NOT CHANGE ME!

>> No.650319

>>650311
Rules are there to be broken.

>> No.650331

>>650315
>vag
Fuck off.

I like both male and female sexual traits.

>> No.650333

Futafags think they are normal Itt?

>> No.650338

Penis + Penis = DO NOT WANT
Penis + Vagina = Sort of want
Penis/Vagina + Vagina = Want
Penis/Vagina + Penis/Vagina = DO WANT

Vagina + Vagina = No penetration, boring.

>> No.650340

>>650333
Wait, you mean girls don't have penises? HOW DO THEY PEE?

>> No.650341

>>650333
>normal
>4chan
>/jp/

You lost me.

>> No.650344

>>650340
I KNOW, THROUGH THEIR NOSE RIGHT?

>> No.650345

>>650331
30 assed boner biting cockfiend, go swim in the sea of shit.

I prefer non mutant porns.

>> No.650351

>>650326
typical western attitude

I thought /jp/ was above this shit

>> No.650353

>>650319
Oh, well be my guest and drive on the wrong side of the road at top speed kthx <3

>> No.650355

>>650338

What this guy said.

>> No.650359

>>650338
>Vagina + Vagina = No penetration, boring.
wat.
Penetration is boring, both genitals are almost completely covered, there's nothing to see.

>> No.650363

>>650345
I'm using this insult, if you don't mind.

>> No.650364

>>650338
What this guy said.

>> No.650367

>>650338
I agree with this man.

Although depending on how much I like the series or characters, yaoi is fine too.

>> No.650370

>>650319
Communist.

>> No.650378

>>650367
FAG

>> No.650381

>>650359
Have you never seen porn comics?

Internal shots are incredibly common.

>> No.650382

>>650370
In my word this is a praise.

>> No.650384

>>650382
This.

>> No.650388
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>>650381
>porn comics

>> No.650391

>>650338
so it's all about penetration. ha

>> No.650400

>>650338
>Vagina + Vagina = No penetration, boring.

Thats what fingers, tongues, and one time, feet are for.

>> No.650409

>>650345

Are you new here?

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650408

>>650391
Everything has to do with it my son.

>> No.650412

>>650400

To make things simple, just add a penis

>> No.650415

>>650400
Yeah but I like cocks better.

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>> No.650422
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>>650412
NO!

Complicated porn is the best porn.

>> No.650425

Boy, this conversation is going places.

>> No.650428

>>650421

I am a /d/ guy but this one was win

>> No.650427
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650427

So I heard you guys like lesbians and penetration without dicks.

Have some solution.

>> No.650431

>>650412
>>650415
That makes you gaaaaay.

>> No.650434

>>650431
Nope that makes me like girls that have a penis.

>> No.650438

>>650428
That detached penis in the first part of it is pretty /d/ material.

>> No.650439

>>650427
Where do I get more of this "solution"?

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650441

>>650400

>> No.650444

>>650434
Protip: Girls with a penis are guys.

>> No.650445
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650445

>>650439

there are various artists, but Kitsune Ero made the most.

>> No.650450

>>650444
DUN DUN DUN!!!!

>> No.650452

>>650408
What I read:
>Everything has to do with my son.

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>>650439
Wish I knew.

This world needs more lesbian fox tail material.

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>> No.650468
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>> No.650471

>>650458
TAIL FEELS SO GOOD.

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>> No.650465

>>650431
You are gay if you like masculine (male) body.

There is clear difference if i like tits with dick.

>> No.650473

>>650465
The dick is the most masculine part though.

>> No.650479

>>650465
no no geting fucked by a trani is just as gay

>> No.650485

>>650444
Yeah, in 3D, but we all have already agreed that 3D=PIG DISGUSTING!

>> No.650488

>>650465
What defines a male is if it can potentially impregnate. If you have a dick, you can do so. If you have a dick, you are male. If you are a male with tits, you are still a male given that what defines a female is the ability to become pregnant.

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650490

teaching Chen is fun

>> No.650493

>>650488
Did you just forget that we are talkin about drawn characters in imaginary world?

>> No.650495

ITT Touhou is a gateway to futa-arguments.

Note: Almost ALWAYS started by some shithead who can't just go somewhere where he's guaranteed to not see it.

<---- /u/, /h/, and /e/ are all THAT way

>> No.650496

>>650493
What difference does it make? Art is only trying to mimic reality anyways.

>> No.650502

>>650496
OH WOW!

>> No.650506

>>650495
You forgot /d/. Though "Loli futa" (lol shota) will still get them fucking banned there.

>> No.650507

>>650421
Source is demanded!

>> No.650515

>>650496
No.

I do not want realistic art. I fucking hate realistic art. Go away.

>> No.650521

>>650506
I'm sorry, you're the fucker I'm talking to that needs to go to /h/, /u/, and /e/ if you love cockteasing.

/jp/ is worksafe and unfortunately, most of us happen to like girlcock. Nonetheless there's plenty of places you can go and not have to worry about seeing us.

It's funny though, I'm defending it but I don't fap to Touhou futa because I can't stand Touhou that much.

>> No.650522

>>650506
loli futa makes a lot more sense when you can actually read what they're saying

>> No.650524
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650524

Who the hell needs dicks wen there are tails?

>> No.650525

OK, so let's say for a moment futas are exactly the same as men. Then, what difference does it make? It would make a futa having sex with a normal female exactly the same as straight porn.

Are you so homophobic that you're calling straight porn gay? Jesus christ, get the fuck out.

>> No.650526

>>650473
Do you only find a woman attractive once you've seen her vagina?

>> No.650527

>>650507
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=xytzgknl

>> No.650528

>>650515
What I mean is, Touhou is mimicking reality to a certain extent. The shapes of the characters are human, humans only exist in reality.

>> No.650530

>>650526
No, but I wouldn't masturbate to a woman's face. I would however, masturbate to a vagina.

>> No.650531

>>650524
Little Bitch and Patchu

>> No.650532

The only futa I like is

(Futa Girl) + (Normal Girl)

Why is it so much more common (outside of Touhou) for:

(Futa Girl) + (Man)
and
(Futa Girl) + (Futa Girl)

to be the norm?

I'm not quite gay enough that I want to see a guy jerking off a futa, or two futas. I want my futas to be fucking normal girls. But just type in 'futanari' in any danbooru-type picture repository and that's the rarest type.

>> No.650538

>>650528
You have no idea where you're going with this, do you?

>> No.650540

>>650526
No, but i'd find her a hell of a lot less attractive after seeing her dick.

>> No.650537

>>650528
Yes, monsters that eat people and shrine maidens maintaining the border between their world and the real world is realistic as fuck.

In theory, yes.

In practice, no.

>> No.650543

>>650532
Uziga Waita has lots of stuff that you want then.

>> No.650544

>>650521
The funny thing is, the people defending PORN in a SFW board are the same faggots that ruined /jp/ in the first place.

>> No.650550

>>650532
Get doujins, you'll find that shit's reversed.

Most of the time it's either Futa/Futa or Futa/Girl.

Not a lot of Futa/Male.

Shit's fucking weird when that happens anyhow.

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>> No.650556

>>650525
I was initially complaining about the fact that despite the lack of dick in Touhou, I have to tolerate it in all my Touhou doujin, and what's always present in doujins is the incredible amount of panels focused on an enormous cock constantly blocking any proper view of pussy.
It usually goes somewhere along the lines of Blowjob > Titjob > Penetration > End
There is no pussy in this formula.

>> No.650559

>>650544
/jp/ was never ruined.

>> No.650566

>>650544
You must be some kind of faggot.

>> No.650567

>>650556
In other words, you're a homophobic jackass that thinks straight porn is gay because a penis plays a major role in it.

>> No.650568

>>650537
TO A CERTAIN EXTENT, you niggers. Of course the artist is free to dick around however he likes but a lot is taken in reference to reality. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to relate.

>> No.650573

>>650567
Major role? More like the dick is reciting a monologue for the entire play while the pussy is somewhere behind the curtains getting paid for nothing.

>> No.650582

PENIS: SERIOUS BUSINESS

>> No.650588

>>650556

Truth.

Doujin artist love their closeups of men's faces and erect cocks, and if you're looking at a slideshow and the picture changes, you're fucked.

>> No.650586

>>650566
You know this place has changed when we don't all consider ourselves faggots anyways.

We were faggots the moment we fapped to Bridget.

>> No.650587

Matter of taste. Get over it.

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>> No.650597

>>650573
You realize you're only backing up my argument that you're a homophobic dickass, and not actually refuting anything, right?

>> No.650599

>>650593
>Given the pure 100% anime content in /jp/'s threads
>anime content

Troll.

>> No.650593

>>650195

Given the pure 100% anime content in /jp/'s threads these days, even the work safe stuff will get you fired on grounds of being a queer.

>> No.650608

>>650568
So... you don't have a point?

You're stating the obvious.

>> No.650612

>>650597
If complaining about the fact that the large majority of the porn available to me is gay porn makes me a homophobe; then yes, I'm a homophobe.

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>>650597
So because they guy doesnt like COCKS COCKS COCKS and COCKS with maybe a non cock shot if you're lucky he's a homophobe?

Sounds like solid logic to me.

>> No.650620

Let's go back to powerlevels guys i'm tired of discussing penises

>> No.650625

>>650620
Could Shiki kill someone with his penis?

>> No.650715

YOU KNOW WHAT WHO NEEDS PORN I'M GOING TO FAP TO MY COCK!!!

>> No.650753

This is why I love 4chan, its the only place I can enjoy talking about cocks.

>> No.650754

>>650625
no

>> No.650779

Yurifags RAGE IT HAS DICKS!
Futafags RAGE IT HAS NO DICKS!

Normalfags WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

>> No.650836

>>650614
Of course, that's the entire reason he's a homophobe. Because he's so incredibly terrified of penises that he's even calling straight porn gay.

>> No.650850

>>650836
Oh trying to revive the argument eh.

I hate pussy and don't want it in my porn unless it is being penetrated by something.

>> No.650852

>>650753
try a gay bar

>> No.650862

>>650850
I don't even know what that's arguing against, but I don't care anymore so I am going to sage all my posts in this thread from now on.

Which I should have started doing a long time ago.

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Talking cocks in my /jp/? Proceed.

>> No.651379

>>650836
Homophobe /= One who dislikes penises
You idiot.

>> No.651390

A simple workaround is to just fap at parts of the doujins you like and ignore the rest. That's what I do for the futas.

>> No.651421

>>651390

I used to do this, but I have too many fucking gigs of porn to bother with anything that fails even partially now.

Life is short, and I've only got so much fapping in me. You have to learn to discriminate at some point.

>> No.651447

Fuck, what was that site that had a shitload of Touhou doujins?

>> No.651449
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651449

I like touhou because it had Rinnosuke, a male character who is often depicted of having a hunky physique and always getting all the hot bitches in Gensokyo, hence the nickname MANnosuke. That is a very amazing feat in a world full of lesbian ladies.

Honestly, Rinnosuke porn is the only thing that makes me excited.

>> No.651454

>>651447
a-ehentai.org (or something, I forgot) and gensokyo.zomgwtf.net.

>> No.651470

I FUCKING LOVE COCKS, GOD DAMNIT WE NEED MORE DICKS IN HERE

>> No.653144

To everyone calling that anon a "Homophobe"

>irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuals

As you can see not wanting women to turn into a man with tits in your porn about established homosexual women with hats does not make you a "Homophobe"

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