THE MOST AWESOME TOUHOU FANFICTON EVAR.

[Anonymous No.]

You stand up, grab Suika’s gourd and begin to chug it nonstop against all common sense. You then stumble on towards the crowd where you see a frightened Iku who looks absolutely terrified at your approach. You reach down, grab her by the ankles, and start swinging her around like some kind of Awesome Iku war hammer. She, of course, freaks out and a giant dark cloud forms overhead and starts shooting lightning everywhere. You get struck by lightning and all of the electricity converges on your face and the top of your head to form a mighty Viking beard and mighty Viking hair, braided and everything. The crowd stands back in total awe as they witness the visage of the mighty god of drinking, lightning, and POWER. You stop chugging for a moment to see a girly bard man strumming a lute and playing a girly bard song. You smack him with Iku and he changes his song to one that is significantly more manly…BUT NOT MANLY ENOUGH. You smack him again and the lightning starts to get to him as his lute turns an ELECTRIC guitar. You hit him a couple more times with your WAR IKU and he begins to play “Thunderstruck” By AC/DC as his Electric guitar turns into an electric MANtar. The bard’s beard begins to immediately grow out as the lightning gave him a mighty boost to his testosterone and he joins your mighty electric Viking ranks as he plays the awesome solo from the beginning of the song!

“FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-”

Now post your Reaction.

[ロリあき No.]

>fanfiction

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6500656
NO.
SO POST DEM REACTIONS
DOO EET FAGGOTS.

[ロリあき No.]

Needs more TNT sung by tewi.

BECAUSE SHE'S TEWI EIENTEI
SHE'S DYNAMITE

[Anonymous No.]

MANLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6500693
Want More?
http://www.touhou-project.com/
hakurei Border Page 1 on the post without subject
Also contains FIST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING NORTH STAR BEING DEPLOYED ON EIRIN,

[Anonymous No.]

cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6500693
>that pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>6500729
Ataaa! Your arm surges with ki and your hand quickly knocks away the syringe from Eirin’s hand. Your body is still stiff, but you can rapidly move it with your ki if the situation demands it. You must say though, it is a lot more easier to handle this sedative than the mushroom as you just have to focus on moving your body instead of both losing your mind AND preventing your body from moving on its own. Eirin stands there with a surprised look on her face (she certainly didn’t expect THAT out of you), but the gentle smile returns and she pulls yet another syringe out of the box and tries to stick you again.

“Please do not struggle, if you simply go into your cage, I promise there will be cake.”

You don’t hear any of her LIES and you use Hokuto Zankai Ken (North Star Remorse Fist) on her and you plunge your thumbs into her temples. She freezes in motion and her eyes widen as you explain that 7 seconds after you remove your thumbs, she’ll die.
She can use those 7 seconds to think about her sins.

You pull your thumbs out of her temples and she stands there motionlessly, her eyes continue to grow larger as if she’s just realized something horrible.

7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
You turn your back to her and wait for the inevitable.
Eirin suddenly shrieks as her body is literally ripped apart and explodes behind you, showering you with blood. A gruesome end, but this mad doctor had to be put down.

[ロリあき No.]

>>6500718
I just told you what I wanted. if you aren't in a position to offer it, GET OUT.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

I smiled.

[Anonymous No.]

I require moar posts.

this Manly tale of EPIC MUST SURGE THROUGH /JP/ INTO GREATNESS.

[Anonymous No.]

MAXIMUN EPIC TESTOSTEROME AUTISITIC EINSTIEN BLURAHEGRADIREDTRONUM

[Anonymous No.]

I'm okay with this thread.
Really, really okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>6500738
>>6500650
>mfw
Best stuff I've read all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6500650
Bumping FOAR EPIC MANLY WIN

[Anonymous No.]

>Now post your Reaction.
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[Anonymous No.]

MOAR

[Anonymous No.]

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6500650

[Anonymous No.]

Feels kinda like /a/ in this thread. Oh well.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

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