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How did you find your waifu, /jp/? How did you know she was 'the one'?

>> No.6496644
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When our penises touched and come flew all over the place

>> No.6496650
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It just came to me.

I can't really describe it. You just realize it after a while, or maybe at first glance. It's sudden, but it's a wonderful feeling.

>> No.6496652
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I met her in '06. She's kind of stuck around, so I'm not complaining.

>> No.6496655

I felt an unknown sensation in both my crotch and heart area and needed to clutch both while bending over from the intensity of the strange new feeling.

>> No.6496664

I watched every anime known to man and beast. Afterwards, I found myself thinking about her all the time. I rewatched the anime several times and fell in love. Then bambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambamb
ambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambamba
mbambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambam
bambambambambambambambambambambambam
babies
job
taxes
death

>> No.6496669
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This moment and it was love ever since

>> No.6496686

I don't have one. Even 2D will not take me.

>> No.6496691

I believe in a thing called love.

>> No.6496692

waifus, not so good.

>> No.6496696

I don't have a waifu
...is what I've been telling myself before, but there's this one girl that I can't seem to forget lately.
I've always liked her, but it wasn't anything special.
Then, shortly after watching the second season of the anime she's from, I found myself trying to fap to some quality ero doujins of her. She's been on my mind a lot, and I thought this might be a good idea to relieve myself.
But, somehow, I couldn't come. It just didn't feel... right. I didn't fap to her since, and she's been on my mind all the time.
I still don't call her my waifu, though.
I don't deserve that.

>> No.6496699
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6496699

A miracle happened.

>> No.6496707

I could never find a 2D wife.

Also I think they're kind of harmful to be honest.

>> No.6496711
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I stayed up late one night and watched "The Nanny"

>> No.6496718
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Who talked about me?

>> No.6496732
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You just know.

>> No.6496736
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Miracles.

>> No.6496743

>>6496707
What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.6496746

I was listening to Ravel's Adagio assai and between 3:00 3:40, I realized that I really, really, really liked my waifu.

>> No.6496753
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We have the same personality and i love everything about her.

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>>6496640
Don't you know that your waifu is a dyke?

>> No.6496775
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She came to me in a dream. I have never felt such peace and serenity until she came along.

>> No.6496783
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Well you know, some people want to abuse, others want to be abused.

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>>6496783

I never had you pegged as a masochist there Manfred.

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>>6496792
Oh?

Well, I've made it quite clear in the past.

>> No.6496806

>>6496770

She's also been dead for 11 years, aged 85.

But sometimes Anon is deeper than most, and admits only the inside counts.

>> No.6496808

>>6496783
>>6496792
>>6496798
Same person.

>> No.6496809

>>6496808
Why the Hell would I samefag for such a trivial thing in a trivial thread?

Are you off your nut?

>> No.6496813

>>6496770
She's not my waifu, she was on the first page of Danbooru for 'bride.' I don't have a waifu yet. :(

>> No.6496814

>>6496808

Nice try sport, maybe next time you'll get one.

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>>6496809
We all are.

>> No.6496818

>>6496809
You samefag worse than NACK

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>>6496806
Implying mai waifu can die or age

>> No.6496823
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When I realized that there weren't enough videos of her nor enough pictures for me to collect, nor enough wedding pictures or videos. I knew then that I was hopelessly smitten. While my feelings for Kaede have cooled, and let's admit Kaede's not a pure girl, I decided I'd rather have Mami.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3461382

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>>6496818

I assure you, Manfred and myself are entirely separate entities.

>> No.6496826

What activities do you do with your waify, Anonymous?

>> No.6496828

>>6496818
Get your detector checked, mein freund.

Because you're quite wrong and I wish you'd filter me, so I won't have to deal with your autism in the future.

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>>6496813
Good. She's my waifu.
You'll find your own eventually.

>> No.6496841

>>6496743
Crushing depression.

>> No.6496842

>>6496822

Not implying anything. Stating the obvious.

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When she started appearing in my dreams after watching the series five times in a month, and is effectively a female version of myself: emotionally weak and aimless.

Time to fall asleep again and hope for the best, dreams are effectively the ultimate video game.

>> No.6496845

>>6496823
It's yandere time.

>> No.6496847

>>6496828
Haha, a tripfag asking to be filtered, now that's hilarious.

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>>6496845
She has Rin

Mami has producer, I'm producer, Mami has me.

>> No.6496849
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6496849

You just know...

>> No.6496856

>>6496849

I always liked this picture.

The tissues are a nice touch.

>> No.6496859

>>6496847
You don't have to deal with me and I don't have to deal with you.

So do it, I left /v/ to get away from petty bullshit like this.

Is all of 4chan full of autistic fucks?

>> No.6496860

Every time I saw her I felt a strange happiness within me. It's hard to explain, but I felt light, and good. My left hand is evil and is trying to corrupt me to want more waifus even though that's unacceptable.

>> No.6496864

>>6496859

But Manfred, you can't turn your back on /v/.

Who will go along with Golden's tomfoolery? Or brighten my day with all those delightful Nazi images?

>> No.6496865 [DELETED] 

>>6496753
This pic always makes me feel NTR'd

This is me ;_; >>6496849

>> No.6496871

Reported all the /v/ shit. Enjoy your bans.

>> No.6496872

>>6496859
tripfag cancer, just leave

>> No.6496873

>>6496849

This pic makes feel NTR'd.

This is me ;_; >>6496753

>> No.6496874

>>6496872
Ha, I'm afraid not.

Get used to me.

>> No.6496875

>>6496859
I'm not even the guy who you were arguing with, tripfriend.

I heard they like your kind on /r9k/, maybe you should check it out.

>> No.6496880

Guy who did the samefagging accusation here.

Jesus christ shut the fuck up all of you, I can't believe my single post generated so many crap in this thread.

>> No.6496885

>>6496880
That's what happens when you shitpost, dumbass.

Next time try and contribute.

>> No.6496888

>>6496809
>>6496880
Samefag

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>>6496859
>>6496864
>>6496871
>>6496872
>>6496874
>>6496875

You are all retarded for derailing this thread.

Get the fuck out of here, all of you.

>> No.6496894

>>6496885
Durr hurr durr contribute, shut the fuck up.

That wouldn't happen if you retards didn't take something so trivial so seriously like that. I just said because it seemed that way and I'm bored, it's not like I even fucking care.

>> No.6496898

>>6496894
Get your worthless ass back to /b/, then.

We deal with enough shit with out idiots like you.

>> No.6496904

Trolls trolling trolls. Have a nice day.

>> No.6496906

>>6496849
You will never browse /jp/ while laying next to your sleeping waifu

;_;

>> No.6496907

>>6496898
Hahaha you should say that to your mirror or something. Learn to ignore shit, learn to take easy.

>> No.6496909

>>6496906
You're not focusing hard enough.

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>>6496808
>>6496809
>>6496814
>>6496818
>>6496828
>>6496842
>>6496847
>>6496859
>>6496864
>>6496871
>>6496872
>>6496874
>>6496875
>>6496880
>>6496885
>>6496888
>>6496894
>>6496898
>>6496904

>> No.6496913

>>6496907
Learn not be a terrible poster.

This place gets shit on every goddamn day, I'll take it easy when I can browse without people like you shitting up the place.

>> No.6496914

I would be so mad if you faggots had derailed an actual good thread.

>> No.6496916

>>6496913
Hope forever, this place was always like this and will always be until the death of 4chan.

>> No.6496919

>>6496872
>putting a tripcode so you can filter us
>call us cancer
Lol wut

Also in love mai waifu cirno-chan. I didnt know at first, but once i looked past the spam on /a/ i knew.

>> No.6496922

>>6496914
That made laugh. I'm glad someone agrees with me.

>> No.6496923

Autism reaching critical mass.
Begin evacuation.

>> No.6496926

>>6496916
Then shit up /b/ or /v/, you piece of shit.

I am so fucking sick of newfriends saying ''X was always bad''.

>> No.6496927

>>6496919
Literally 14 years old

>> No.6496928

>>6496919
You are among the worst posters here. So whatever you say is irrelevant anyways.

>> No.6496938

>>6496926
I am so fucking sick of these pseudo-oldfriends with their nostalgia delusion.

We had the same bad stuff we have today, the threads may have variated or the spam changed but the posts are still the same.

>> No.6496939

>>6496928
Says the guy who bumps this thread.
Your probably samefagging too.

>> No.6496941

>>6496938
No we didn't, get the fuck out.

>> No.6496947
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She may not be "real" but she gets me through the day.

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I thought her CD was pretty good.

>> No.6496951

All of this because of someone calling samefag? Does it really matter?

>> No.6496954

>>6496939
I'll do it again for you.

>> No.6496956

>>6496951
Nope

>> No.6496960

>>6496951
No it doesn't but, tripfags by their very nature are quick to defend their names.

Anons tend to resent false accusations as well.

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>>6496951
>>6496956
samefag

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>> No.6496967
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6496967

cant we just take it easy

anyway
for me she has pretty much every trait i find attractive both in appearence and personality. and i havent found anythingbetter for a few years now and dont think i will

goddamn >file upload failed

>> No.6496968

>>6496951
Like half the posts were made by me alone.
I hope you enjoyed it.

>> No.6496973

This thread is comedy gold.

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>>6496880

>> No.6496984

>>6496961
Umm... Pardon?

>> No.6496985

>>6496975

i thought those ears were hands and it was making a heart.................... o .o

>> No.6496994

>>6496951
>>6496956
>>6496984
>>6496968
>>6496973
>>6496975
Samefriend.
Better?

>> No.6497007

>>6496985
Stop using emoticons.

>> No.6497010

>>6497007
how come?

>> No.6497011

>>6496994
But i wouldnt even do such a thing, nor think its funny. I post with a trip for a reason. God posting from an iphone sucks

>> No.6497012

>>6497007
Make me xD

>> No.6497013

>>6497007
Stop falling for really obvious trolls.

>> No.6497017

>>6497007
how.. do i express myself then?

>> No.6497020

>>6497007
You mad?

>> No.6497026
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No idea actually, it was too many years ago.

That hair, those eyes, that attitude, that attire, dat sword, and dem proportions. A perfect bundle of angry love.

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>>6497010
>>6497012
>>6497013
>>6497017
>>6497020

>> No.6497031

I know that everyone is just pretending getting trolled but I'm still laughing my ass off.

>> No.6497036

>>6497031
Nobody cares. Shut your whore mouth.

>> No.6497040

Have anyone thought about switching their waifu? I feel very guilty and ashamed every time I think of leaving my current waifu, but I can't seem to shake off the thought of the other character. At first I thought it was just lust or a temporary phase, but this problem has persisted for a little over three months now. I've been with my current and first waifu for a little over three years now.

Should I just move on or stick with my first love?

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>> No.6497049

>>6497040
10/10
You get the troll award.
It's over for me.

>> No.6497051

>>6497036
You probably think 4chan actually gets worse during summer too when it's just a running gag.

>> No.6497053

>>6497040
Which is the strongest love? That's the answer my friend.

>> No.6497057

>>6497040
Go for polygamy.

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>>6497049
Before you leave.

>> No.6497062

Best thread on /jp/ right now.
Not kidding either.

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>> No.6497066

>>6497040

Who comes to mind when you are having a hard time? Who is there for you when you are in need of love? Who was there and will always be there?

>> No.6497070

>>6497040

I am suffering that same problem. But I must assure you that you must keep your love strong and weather this storm. You can like both, but there can only be one waifu.

>> No.6497071

>>6497062
Why u saging bro?

>> No.6497074

>>6497057
This.

No one said you can't build yourself a harem. I have lots of waifus and love them all equally. They're very happy and satisfied as well. Every now and then there's a new girl and then we really nice orgies. My waifus wear strap ons and have sex with the new waifu, too. And of course with each other. And with me. I really can't complain. It's heaven.

>> No.6497077

My waifu is the only thing I have right now. When I think of her I feel as though I can make it through the rain. There is a brighter day and the sun will shine again. I have hope. Is this love? I say it is.

>> No.6497081
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At first she was just attractive. But I find myself getting more attached the lonelier I get.

>> No.6497083
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It was love at first sight.

>> No.6497088

>>6497074
There is only one waifu. The rest are secondaries.

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>>6497062

>> No.6497098

>>6497091
Exactly.
But now it's on topic again, shit sux.

>> No.6497100

I think its presumptuous to call her my waifu, but I'm dedicated to Eiki-sama. You just know.

>> No.6497101
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There can be only one.

>> No.6497109

>>6497098
u mad

>> No.6497118
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Literally as soon as I saw him it just felt so right

>> No.6497124
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perfectly cute in personality and looks

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>>6497118
>him

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>> No.6497134

I found what is essentially a 2D version of the girl I had my first relationship with and found out that she is the only girl I ever truly loved and could ever be with. It's been 5 years of smooth sailing from there.

>> No.6497135

>>6497053
>>6497066
I believe that my new love is stronger. Over the past three months, I have spent more money collecting character good/figures of her compared to my first love. I also seem to have more dreams of her as well. The only reason I have more pictures of my first love saved is because she is a more popular character.

>>6497057
>>6497074
I feel like a lustful bastard when I consider that option though.

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>This thread.

>> No.6497147

>>6497124
Pirate Perrine is the best.

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>>6497126
Len Kagamine is the owner of a penis

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How I found : Iosys
How I know was the one : Game dialogue, things in common.
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