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I'm going to celebrate Christmas and my birthday all alone and no one can stop me, ahahaha haahahah ahaha, yep.

>> No.6494051

>CRAAAWLIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
http://z0r.de/1120

>> No.6494054
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You should enjoy Christmas with your waifu.

>> No.6494056
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>> No.6494062

I wish I had a choice, I'd probably pussy out and choose to be alone but year after year buying myself presents, wrapping them and setting them under a little tinfoil tree for myself gets boring and depressing.

>> No.6494063

>>6494051
Hey, don't call Scrooge emo.

>> No.6494064
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Remember, you're not alone if you go on /jp/.

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>>6494054
Shieeeeeeeeeeet, /jp/ is the last thing I want to see at my birthday. Fuck you autistic nerds virgins.

>> No.6494070
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>> No.6494072

>>6494067
I'd hang out with /jp/ on my birthday.
I'd hang out with /jp/ on any of their birthdays too.

>> No.6494163

I always felt that image described me perfectly, long before I discovered 4chan. Now I am on here and find so many people who felt the same. That's when I realized, I'm home.

>> No.6494187

>>6494163
>I always felt that image described me perfectly, long before I discovered 4chan. Now I am on here and find so many people who felt the same. That's when I realized, I'm home.

Go back to r9k, faggot.
Reported.

>> No.6494194

Why can't we have ronery threads on /jp/ anymore? Isn't it one of the things /jp/ was designed to weed out of /a/?

>> No.6494204
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>>6494194
Meido meid her own rules for /jp/, no one knows them.

>> No.6494213

I never celebrated any of my birthdays. Never organized a party for it, even when I was kid, there was always just my mother wishing me a good birthday and buying me a toy, that's all. As for Christmas, I have been spending it alone since a few years, I don't want to go to the family party anymore.

>> No.6494212

>>6494194
same reason why random touhou threads are considered shitposting now, userbase changed.

>> No.6494219

>>6494213
Are you me?

Except that my mother wasn't even there most of the time.

>> No.6494222

>>6494213
When I was a kid, my mother would throw birthday parties and invite all my classmates. Naturally, nobody would show up. It just made me miserable.

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I'm going to visit Mcdonalds!

I heard there will be some celebration or shit, Idk.

>> No.6494234

>>6494232
Are you going to crash some little girl's birthday party?

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>>6494213
>I don't want to go to the family party anymore.

Dumb fucking ass!
It's the easiest way to get free money.

I bought my superb headphones last year with the money from family donations.

>> No.6494247

>>6494237
Normal and/or child detected.

>> No.6494263

>>6494247
But family events are the one time you can hug and kiss little girls and not be arrested. In fact, you are expected to do it.

>> No.6494276

>>6494263
Disgusting.

>> No.6494318

>>6494276
Gay.

>> No.6494320

>>6494276
Hah. Didn't you just call him normal?

>> No.6494330

>>6494276
>>6494318
Two normalfags accusing each other of having abnormal sexual interests.

>>6494320
No, that was me.

>> No.6494332

>>6494320
Welcome to /jp/ - hypocrisy / general.

>> No.6494333

>ITT: people too poor to be proper Jews.

Ever wonder why scrooge was so good with money?

>> No.6494339

>>6494330
>/jp/ browser calling someone's sexual interests abnormal

So, you fap to 3D? Why are you even here?

>> No.6494345

>>6494339
Why does your attempt at reading comprehension result in critical failure?

>> No.6494346

>>6494333
>Ever wonder why scrooge was so good with money?

He wasn't lazy stupid piece of shit just like every single visitor of /jp/ except me.

>> No.6494348

>>6494339
We only hate each other when we talk about our differences. Therefore don't.

>> No.6494354

>>6494348
That's bullshit. Differences should be addressed.

Therefore, we'd be better off all moving to an island, forming factions, and killing each other off.

>> No.6494357

>>6494345
The point is that you can't use words like abnormal if you're posting in /jp/.

>> No.6494361

>>6494357
But you just did, didn't you?

I guess you should leave.

>> No.6494365

Shut the hell up you prissy little bitches.

>> No.6494369

>>6494365
I wish I were a prissy little bitch. ;_;

>> No.6494395

>>6494263
My family infants are only 2 months old, thats why im spending christmas with a friend whose 9 yeard old sister is perfection incarnated. Also, since she knows me since she was 2 years old, she pretty much loves me, she jumps and hugs me everytime i go, she demands me to stop using the computer with her brother and talk with her, sitting in my laps while i just watch my friend use the computer or while we watch a movie. Watching her sleep next to me is near blizz. I wouldn't dare do anything to her tough, i dont want her to be scarded, only thing i've done is leaving my hand if she ever sits on it or stuff like that.

>> No.6494398

>>6494048
Scrooge was my idol when I was a kid. In retrospect I realize I ended up a lot like him.

Aside from the filthy rich part that is.

>> No.6494402

By the way, anyone here have any luck with the Amagami challenge?

I've got nothing yet ;_;.

>> No.6494405

>>6494395
>she wants to fuck

>> No.6494410

>>6494402
what are you talking about?

>> No.6494413

>>6494395
>blizz
>scarded

>> No.6494429

>>6494410
Starting from the beginning of the season to Christmas Eve, you have that span of time to find a girlfriend a la Amagami...was the challenge.

>> No.6494442

>>6494429
I laughed so hard I almost choked on my chocolate brownie.

Good luck to any Anons trying this shit.

>> No.6494451

>>6494429
>>6494402
I think you should just shoot yourself already.

>> No.6494453

>>6494413
Really, you are making me look for them? If you actually wanted to correct me you would also write the correct words, stop beeing a bitch, only two mistakes is great for a non english speaker.

>> No.6494470

>>6494453
I don't want to correct you. I pointed them out to make clear what a retard you are.

And I am a non-English speaker too, just like the majority of /jp/. You ain't special.

>> No.6494474

>>6494470
>ain't

>> No.6494476

>>6494451
I don't think they care what you think. You're not worth listening to.

>> No.6494504

>>6494429
This challenge was retarded. I mean, how can someone be able to find a girlfriend in a few months when he wasn't able to in many years ?

>> No.6494539

>>6494504
By bolstering his courage and doing the one simple thing he neglected to do that whole time out of fear.
I mean supposedly.

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