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I want to have a threesome with Koishi and Satori while we tear out eachother's entrails.

Anyone else feel this way?

>> No.6489331
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6489331

No, just you.

>> No.6489337

No, but I want Koishi and me to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with lights off and under the bedsheets

>> No.6489343

Just Koishi for me.
Crazy Koishi is my fetish.

>> No.6489345
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>>6489337
You sick fuck.

>> No.6489352

>>6489337
haha oh my GOD dude you did NOT just GO their

>> No.6489353

Every time you masturbate you could actually be having sex with Koishi without knowing it.

>> No.6489355

I'd rather tear out Koishi's innards, then force feed them to Satori while masturbating furiously.

>> No.6489363

I want to be Koishi's loyal boyfriend and pet

>> No.6489364
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>thread

Quality.

>> No.6489378

AND NOT A SINGLE SAGE WAS POSTED THAT DAY

>> No.6489379

>>6489364
You forgot the caps. It's meaningless without the caps.

>> No.6489438

I wish Satori would tie me to a bed and rip out all my major arteries and veins one by one, while I am still kept alive and conscious via magic. She would finish by removing my still-beating heart, and only then would I get to faint after hours of agony, seeing a large, unnatural bulge twitch on my disembodied heart as I lose consciousness.

I would awaken later, with blood vessels still outside my body. I would look down to see myself as a girl, with a large eye on my exposed heart looking back at me. Satori would still be on my side, and she'd explain to me that this is how her kind reproduces. She'd then wipe off my blood and give me a new change of clothing (with plenty of holes to tuck my new third eye through. ) and soon, I'd be ready to meet everyone underground as a new satori.

Who needs a threesome, just being able to act as a companion to Satori and Koishi would be perfect. Since I'm not a pet animal nor youkai, I'd gladly allow them to rip out my heart and turn me into into one of them, thus ruining my chances of ever getting together with anyone who isn't them since everyone hates satori.

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>>6489438
>since everyone hates satori.
;_;

>> No.6489543
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LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE!

>> No.6489546

>>6489438
That's the least viable species ever.

Oops, poked your heart. U dead.

>> No.6489552

>>6489337
>>6489345
This joke is getting old, you guys.

>> No.6489680

>>6489546
Youkai are near immune to physical damage, you can cut them into thin strips and they'll patch themselves up in minutes.

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>>6489680
Show them what it means to kill.

>> No.6491102

QUAL­ITY THREAD

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