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So yeah why did you delete that Yuka thread maido?

>> No.6487572
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Meido isn't exempt from mistakes

>> No.6487573

Don't moderate when you're drunk!

>> No.6487574

Madio is a finocchio

>> No.6487577

Janitor's just been randomly deleting stuff recently. Really taking a shotgun approach to the problem, you might say.

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>> No.6487583

>>6487579
Kurumi is dreadfully adorable.

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>> No.6487587

There's so much spam lately that the janitor is starting to get sloppy. Basically anything that seems sort of useless is enough to trigger their sensors and delete it without really seeing it.

The question is, is the spam being constantly deleted (and never getting all of our pages back) worth the cost of some valid threads?

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>> No.6487597

>>6487587
The answer is yes

>> No.6487598

>>6487587
More importantly, is the cost of cleaning up this board less than just deleting it?

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>> No.6487605

>>6487598
Probably not. Don't tell moot.

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>> No.6487616

>>6487598
fortunately there are boards moot hates more then /jp/ now so we're semi safe

>> No.6487617

>>6487605
Too late. E-mail sent.

>> No.6487627

>>6487616
Like what? I mean he seemed grouchy about creating /lit/ but that actually seems to be a decent board.

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Winter is coming!

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>> No.6487632

>>6487617
My blood will be on your hands, anonymous!

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>> No.6487634

>>6487627
You must be joking.

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>> No.6487653

>>6487634
I glanced over there yesterday and it was. Not so much today though. Anyway, really, moot hates certain other boards?

>> No.6487659

>>6487653
If anything it seems he doesn't really like /r9k/

>> No.6487669

>>6487653

>I glanced over there yesterday and it was.

You lied to me, you asshole. You made me think /lit/ just got decent, and when I went over there, there was a Goddamned Harry Potter thread on the first page.

I mad.

>> No.6487672

>>6487669
What's wrong with Harry Potter? It's got some decent fanfiction through sheer weight of numbers if nothing else.

>> No.6487675

>>6487672

But Harry Potter is silly! It is silly to like Harry Potter! And anyway, /jp/ said only niggers and fat lesbians like Harry Potter.

>> No.6487677

>>6487675
That's Hetalia, not Harry.

>> No.6487679

>>6487677

I'm fairly sure Hetalia doesn't have Wizards and Muggles.

>> No.6487682

>>6487679
It does now!
http://www.fanfiction.net/Harry_Potter_and_Hetalia_Axis_Powers_Crossovers/224/3616/

>> No.6487683

>>6487679
Suddenly I'm tempted to compare /jp/'s neckbeard users to the Death Eaters.

>> No.6487690

>>6487669
You think that's bad?
Yesterday there was a 200+ post Harry Potter thread on /k/.

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Ah, I still remember all the craze around Harry Potter.
Those were pretty amusing days.

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Creepy grinning Yuka is best Yuka.

>> No.6487694

>>6487692

In before Touhou/Harry Potter fanfiction

>> No.6487698

>>6487694
It all sucks. I checked. Only good Touhou crossover on ff is a fairly mediocre Ranma one.

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>>6487698
I enjoy reading shitty fanfiction. I find it funny and that triggers the release of endorphins.

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>>6487701
It can be fun in a so bad it's good way, but when it comes to actually recommending stuff I'd rather only show stuff that's good.

>> No.6487707

We require arts detailing meido's descent into a scorched earth yandere.

>> No.6487708

>>6487707

Let's not, and say we did.

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>>6487707
That makes me imagine bakkoi meido... SO GOOD

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>> No.6487715

>>6487707
We've already got the GIF of her hopping around on the delete button.

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>> No.6487725

>>6487715

That was more cute than disturbing. Think of a sleep deprived meido in wrinkled clothes leaning in an office chair, staring at a monitor with contempt. The only light is the flicker from the monitor. Her eyes, though tired, are brimming with contempt.

>> No.6487727

>>6487725

Whoops. One too many contempts. Remove whichever you prefer.

>> No.6487729

>>6487727
I'm staring at you with contempt. He's my best buddy.

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>>6487725
FUND IT

>> No.6487733

>>6487725
>>6487727
"Her eyes, though tired, are brimming."?

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>> No.6487742

>>6487733

Patch notes:

...with a palpable hatred. You get the distinct impression she wants you to die in the most painful way imaginable.

She then proceeds to delete your waifu.

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>>6487742
Joke's on her, I'm immune to waifu-based attacks. But she better not touch my daughter.

>> No.6487753

>>6487742
>She then proceeds to delete your waifu.
I regret everything.

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Does the meido have nightmares about unstoppable shitposters?

>> No.6487764

>>6487756

Meido has a Fight Club sort of scenario going on where she'll become a shitposter during the night, then wake up not remembering a bit of it.

>> No.6487767

>>6487756
What's going on?

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>>6487764

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Yandere thread?

Yandere thread. A Yuuka is fine too.

>> No.6487784

roll pair of dice
delete thread in the position on the page of the dice roll

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Meido's crazy adventures in imageboard moderation are really all an elaborate fantasy concocted by a feverish mind imprisoned in a feeble, decrepit body.

>> No.6487830

>>6487756
Nah, Meido is omnipotent.

>> No.6487835

>>6487830
Close. Remove two and swap another two.

>> No.6487839

>>6487835
Huh?

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>>6487570

>> No.6487885

>>6487835

You're not making any sense, man!

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I missed a Yuka thread? Fuck you guys.

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>>6487889
It's not too late!

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Maybe it is too late.

>> No.6487957

>>6487715
I haven't seen this image. Could someone post it, please?

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>>6487957

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>> No.6487981

>>6487963
Thank you, kind anon.

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China!

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Unya~

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Yuuka vs Okuu, a fight for the ages

>> No.6488090

>>6488079
Okuu wouldn't stand a chance. Now Yuuka versus Yukari, thats where its at.
Yuuka would win.

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>>6488079
Yuka wins when it comes to sexy.

>> No.6488102 [DELETED] 

>>6488079
Okuu, Power of the Sun.
Yuka, Power of plantlife.

Why would they fight when they could rule?

>> No.6488099

Pretty sure the only touhou that can put up a fight against Yuuka is Eiki.
Or maybe Reimu since she has that bullshit intangibility thing.

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>>6488102
Plants really don't like getting as much sun as Okuu gives them. At all.

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>>6488099
Why do people rank Yuuka so high powerlevel-wise? Her ability isn't noteworthy at all and I don't remember anything else suggesting she's really strong besides being a final boss.

>> No.6488171

>>6488151
Dual spark. And she's a stage 5/6 boss. And read her PMiSS article.

>> No.6488174

>>6488151
Pretty sure Akyu says she's strong and she scares the shit out of everyone she meets in PoFV.

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>Her ability isn't noteworthy at all and I don't remember anything else suggesting she's really strong besides being a final boss.

Well if you don't remember maybe you should visit some source material about her.

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>> No.6488206

>>6488200
source material such as Yuuka vs Yukari

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>>6488206
Canon material.

>> No.6488229

>>6488215
but Yuuka vs Yukari is canon

>> No.6488251

>>6488229
ZERO out of ten.

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>>6488251
zero is the sexiest number

>> No.6488578

>>6488151
Why is Marisa a main character? Her ability isn't noteworthy at all and I don't remember anything else suggesting she's really strong besides being playable in the games.

Just accept, man.

>> No.6488626

>>6488578

Marisa's abilities might not be noteworthy, but they're pretty effective. There's not much you can't accomplish with a combination of hard work and indiscriminate theft.

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6492863

bumpin this up

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Oh my, a Yuka thread?

>> No.6493258

..

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You are just starting your car, minding your own, suddenly she puts her head on your lap, starts to fondel your crotch and slowly unzips your pants while she continues to lower her hand inside your pants and desperately trying to get your dick out from your pants.
Finally it pops out and she starts gently stroking it while talking dirty and fastening her pace, so that you are about to cum but she stops and tells that don't mess the place and smiles at you mischievous look on her face.
She gets closer to your dick and you can feel her breathing and her tongue while she starts to lick your dick like she was cleaning the place carefully whitout missing a spot, after cleaning she kisses the top and starts again to fondel your dick like she was baking and talking dirty things and moking you if you dare to come.
She reaches something from the backseat on the other hand while keeping up the rough pace while stroking your dick, you soon see that she is drinking something and spits at your dick with whatever she was drinking making it even more slippery than before and lowers herself again close to your dick while saying "cheers", you soon feel strong force sucking your dick and it looks like she's trying to drink something from your dick, you can't resist it and blow your load inside her mouth that she can drink it all, but it's not enough for her as she starts to suck even more so that your balls are empty satisfied look on her face as she looks at you.
Suddenly her face turns pale from horror, you wonder what she is looking at and you notice a police officer looking at the two of you and holding hancuffs so that you can see them as you try to get your pants on.

>> No.6493509

>>6493503
Yuuko-sensei!

>> No.6493530

>>6493503
That you AllDayMomiji?

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