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6486763 No.6486763 [Reply] [Original]

I just stumbled upon this board

I am pretty sure I am the only one ever to make a post here that doesn't

A. live with their parents or
B. pay rent with disability check

>> No.6486767

Yep. Now go.

>> No.6486768

I earned that check fair and square.
I have a legit disability man, fuck you man.

>> No.6486769

Well, you can stop making posts here now.

>> No.6486781

at leas they have dolls and pillows that will never reject them

>> No.6486784
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6486784

people only sage because it's true, they are butthurt and they don't want to see it to remind them lololol

>> No.6486785

Ok, if that helps you feeling better about yourself.

>> No.6486787

>>6486768
i fucking lol'd

>> No.6486793

>>6486784
You're right. Now go. Bullying /jp/ is like shooting fish in a barrel. Try trolling a board where there's a challenge to it.

>> No.6486796

>>6486781
I can't afford figures or pillows ;_;

>> No.6486797

i hope I can become an anime character one day

>> No.6486800

I'm /jp/'s traveling manwhore.
I'm not able to draw money from my home country, haven't been home in 10 months.

that said, leave my brethren me charlatan!

>> No.6486803

This unbelievably skilled troll has made /jp/ super owned and buttangery. You could toss an acre's worth of salad with the sheer amount of buttranch leaking from all the asspained losers.

>> No.6486802

/jp/ is not a sadfrog board.
/jp/ is happy with they way they are.
Being a penniless hikki is fun.
Go away.

>> No.6486799

>>6486784
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.6486798

Permavirgin reporting in

>> No.6486807

i am sad now, why would the OP deliberately make me feel bad ;_;

>> No.6486808

I cut off my legs to get my disability check.

I can't use the money to buy a prosthetic leg though since I spent it all on figurines and doujins, so I can't leave my chair without significant effort. This results into me not being able to go out and have sex.

>> No.6486809

my butt is all red stop it stop posting youre making me angry

>> No.6486812

>>6486784
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what trolling means.

If people lurked more I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that fucks up the meaning of words and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Thinking you "trolled" a person just by making it believe a lie is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of term that is used to describe people who literally try to make you angry just by insulting you or your tastes. in others forums they do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at knowing the meaning of trolling.

The true meaning of trolling means YOU posted something intentionally enraging (Personal opinions don't count) to get somebody incredibly mad and respond seriously to your post. If a person tells you to "Fuck off" or similar things, it doesn't mean he got trolled, it means your trolling attempt was so lame you should just stop trying. Trying to use "U mad" and other similar memes is just a pathetic attempt of covering your hurt ass (Because you are obviously hurt that your troll didn't work and you are trying to save face).

Trolling never meant to be funny, or annoying, or cool, or anything. Only huge nerds with no lives or girlfriends try to get off to people getting mad on the internet. It's like they are admitting their own insecurities and loneliness.

I want to use sarcasm, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm trolling or something.

>> No.6486819

>>6486802
you aren't japanese, retard, you are just a fat manchild

>> No.6486820

I shot myself in the leg to get time off from work but then the wound got infected and I had to battle for my life in the hospital before eventually succumbing to the bacteria.

>> No.6486825

>>6486819
my butt is a geyser fuck you

>> No.6486824
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6486824

I'VE BEEN HAD.
WHATEVER WILL I DO?

>> No.6486821

OP, you should post this in /r9K/ or something where people care about being ronery, because we don't.
Hope you can actually attract people's anger.

>> No.6486827

>>6486819
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>> No.6486830

>>6486812
Holy shit you can tell by the wordcount of this post that the OP struck a major nerve with this guy.

>> No.6486831

>>6486819
MY BUTT!
STOOOOP

>> No.6486834

>>6486812

But not responding to a troll thread is better than giving a bitter anti-trolling response. Just resist to make that comment to the troll.

I know that I am not following my own advice here and that I'm responding to a copypasta, but I don't know how else to make this point.

>> No.6486836

The delicious tears of the asspained cascade down upon us like the thundering waters of a raging typhoon. The heavens could not pour down more water than is now leaking from the eyes of butthurt virgins everywhere. Their existences have been shattered; their will to live, evaporated; their rectums, torn wide open. It is awe-inspiring to think of how so many people, scattered across so many disconnected places, could simultaneously be made so owned and buttangery.

>> No.6486841

>>6486784
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.6486842

You can't pay rent with a disability check unless you live in a studio apartment in a ghetto and even then you probably won't have enough for electricity

>> No.6486845

>>6486836
Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

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6486847

>read the OP
>tears stream down my butt

>> No.6486848

>>6486842
I totally believe it, because /jp/ definitely has first-hand experience

>> No.6486852

Tone down the pasta a little, I want to see if anybody's going to write some more OC.

>> No.6486857

>>6486852
>implying that isnt some basement dweller writing his heart out to defend his ego

>> No.6486884

I... I just put on a clean pair of underwear.
Why would you hurt my butt like this? what did we do to you?

>> No.6486894

The only people who care about sex are people who will never get sex, and whores.
And nobody likes whores.
The fact that you cared enough to make a thread to insult people on this board about it makes you more pathetic than all of us put together.
This thread is shit, and you should feel bad.

Also, sage and report for being off topic.

>> No.6486889

ABAP MOTHERFUCKER


I just wanted to address your image: I've already had sex, and so have you. When you were a fetus, didn't you develop a penis during some stage, you know, before turning a human when you were a fish and all that? At that stage, didn't you, hrm, "inhibit" your mother? Living, peeing, feeding, coming inside of her. Those times when bumping and her saying "listen little vinnie is rumbling around" can you be quite sure it wasn't your manhood romping in her belly? Just saying man, I think this passes as sexing your mother.

>> No.6486905

>>6486889
this manchild is literally mad

>> No.6486922

>>6486905
Fuck off retard, you are mad because you posted this thread, you only posted it because it described you loser

>> No.6486924

>>6486800
HP has had sex with many different women, he has deflowered countless asian women and is on a never ending quest for ass.

he makes up for /jp/'s shortcomings, when someone says the board is full of virgins, he's out there with his manhood in some slant eyed whore proving them wrong.

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6486926

OP, telling people on this board that they will be permavirgins is a COMPLIMENT!
They don't like 3d pig-disgusting real women like you.
They're all fat-disgusting whores.
We also value purity, so we see ourselves the ultimete slutless human beings on the planet.

You're fighting fire with gasoline and thinking it's water, OP. I shame you. Begone, exile!

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>>6486924
>implying anyone other than retards would actually want to have sex with asian women

>> No.6486936

>>6486926
is this guy trolling? please tell me he is trolling?

>> No.6486940

>>6486905
This guy is so mad his butt is going to fall off and grow gay flowers that cry a waterfall of hurt.
Maybe we should go easier on him.
But I doubt it.
Why is this thread still here?

>> No.6486954

this board has autism

>> No.6486966

>>6486954
hey so do I

it's great to be home

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6486968

>this thread

>> No.6486976

>>6486966
i believe you

>> No.6486974
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6486974

Enjoy your moneydigger, OP.
I'll be over here with my waifu.

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6486967

>>6486954
You could've figured that out from lurking for five minutes.

>> No.6486981

>>6486974
back off from my wwaifu you fuckin land dwweller

shes perfect and wwould nevver betray me

>> No.6486983

>>6486967
i knew as soon as I saw "otaku culture"

>> No.6486994

OP I BET U HAV A FETISH

FOR DUDES LMAO

>> No.6486998

>>6486954
Wish I had, that would give me a good excuse to stay home all day.
I envy you NEETs.

>> No.6487000

OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER ORGASM FROM CONTACT WITH A WOMAN? REALLY?

How's it better than a fleshlight, seriously. It's not.

>> No.6487015
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6487015

>mfw I have sexual/general anhedonia and don't care about anything

Being depressed is pretty nice, I guess.

>> No.6487030

>>6487015
Are you me?

>> No.6487033

To the original poster of this thread: were I a gambling man, I would chance to bet that you harbor a sexual fetish for other males. This makes me laugh heartily.

>> No.6487029

Of course I'll never have sex, for rooted deep within my imagination, I am a little girl. Within my world there are no creepy men trying to deflower me. I'm a pure, innocent little girl. Also, I obviously live with my parents, as I'm a little girl.

>> No.6487041

pretty much all of these
>>6487029
>>6487000
>>6486926

>> No.6487058

You guys are pathetic. Ha ha ha ha.

>> No.6487070

>>6487030
No. That's a stupid question.

>> No.6487079

I hired a prostitute so I can experience what 3D sex was like.

It felt good but it's highly overrated.

>> No.6487107

>>6487079

having sex with a pro is really just a release, it isn't about having a connection

it's like hiring someone to be your friend for a day, you go out and have fun, see a movie, play some games...it won't be like the real thing lol

get real friends man

>> No.6487116

>>6487109
... and how long did it take you to figure that one out?

>> No.6487121

>>6487107
these people are subhumans, they don't know what "real" is, they pretend to be retarded drawings with no plots or coherence

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>> No.6487128

I'm really fine with my onahole, don't need any STDs-filled meatbag.

>> No.6487134

w/ IRL sehks a part of me's always like: why'd they go and make a world where something so normal's such a big deal?

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>> No.6487166

>>6487079
But, Anon! Now that you're no longer a virgin you won't get your magical powers when you turn 30!

>> No.6487220

>>6487135
have a girlfriend

you're retarded and a manchild

>> No.6487247

Retarded /b/ level troll posts somethnig stupid.

/jp/ starts trolling itself.

Stay classy my friends.

>> No.6487272

>>6487107

Nah I'm cool with my hookers and blow thank you.

Just remember this quote: Anything that flies, floats or fucks should be rented, never bought.

>> No.6487317

>71 posts and 10 image replies

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