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>/jp/

>> No.6478854

We just like their games, dude.

>> No.6478853

:'(

>> No.6478857

As if I'd ever be able to talk to a girl

>> No.6478864

>>6478854
>>6478857
fat weeaboos detected

>> No.6478870

>>6478854

I like their perverts.

>> No.6478871

>>6478864
Most of us are skinny as fuck, actually. If you want fat weeaboos, /a/ is what you're looking for.

>> No.6478879

>>6478864
Ketsui's really pretty good. You should try it sometime, if you get the chance. It's pretty good.

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>>6478871
Speak for yourself fart commander

>> No.6478887

>>6478871
I'm really fat though, and I don't even go on /a/.

>> No.6478897

>>6478871
Don't really see why /a/ would be less fit than /jp/ on average.

>> No.6478906

>>6478897
Not so much less fit as it is that they have a steady source of food

>> No.6478916

>>6478906
I have a steady source of food. It's called my parents.

The shit they pull, though. Now they buy nothing but diet soda and I think they're trying to move to diet instant noodles too. And they're only buying me enough for one meal a day, sometimes they even forget that meal. Or they just half-ass that meal, yesterday dinner was meatballs. That's a component of a meal, not a meal. And everything else they buy is shit only they eat like untouchable dip upon untouchable dip.

>> No.6478917

>>6478906
That's what the government is for.

>> No.6478921

>>6478897
It's not about being fit, it's about /jp/ spending all their food money on figures and other stuff.
But this only applies to the people who have their own source of income/welfare and can decide what to spend their money on, some of us who still leech of their parents instead(like me) are fat instead.

>> No.6478920

>>6478897
People on /jp/ are usually poor faggots who can barely buy enough food to survive.

People on /a/ are usually kids and thus no lack of food supply.

Since both are nerds that don't exercise at all, /jp/ is probably skinny due to lack of nutrients, /a/ is probably fat because they can eat to their hearts' consent.

>> No.6478923

>>6478920
If you are buying food with your own money, you aren't doing NEET properly.

>> No.6478925

I still don't know how /jp/ers manage to live by themselves, I'm too autistic for that.

>> No.6478930

>>6478864
My BMI is 17.28

Feels humerus, man.

>> No.6478940

So what do you prefer, being a lardass or being a skinny fuck?

>> No.6478943

>>6478940
I'm not really an expert on the matter but I think being a lardass has more risks associated.

>> No.6478948

>>6478943
(And people who see a lardass are like hahaha what a lardass pig loser virgin neckbeard mouthbreather while people who see a skinny guy are like wow he's sure living up to the image of beautiful or maybe wow poor guy someone should feed him)

So skinny fuck

>> No.6478961

>>6478940
I'm a dangerously out of shape skinnyfuck. At least I'd have an excuse if I was fat.

>> No.6478957

>>6478948
People will also really get pissed if a lardass is in their way on the street and write a blog post about how they hate lardasses. If you were skinny he would just easily walk by you.

>> No.6478968

>>6478940
What if someone definitly ain't skinny, but ain't a fatass as well. Let's say a guy with more meat than average?

>> No.6478985

>>6478968
Still a lardass.

>> No.6478987

>>6478957
But I'm small and fat. I don't take up any more room, I just have a stomach.

>> No.6478988

>>6478940
Being skinny is 100% better.
Being fat means trouble finding clothes, shit breaks faster(I go trough desk chairs at a rate of once per year), you sweat more, you get stretchmarks, there are more health problems - and most of the problems that you get with being skinny you also get if you're fat, if you don't move away from your desk at all. And that's just the start, the older you get while being fat, the worse it gets.
Only advantage is if, like me, you're lucky enough to have a strong, heavy build, wide shoulders, etc, you can make your fat look like you're just big/strong, to a degree, as long as you're clothed. But that depends on the person, I knew guys who weighted 80 lbs less than me and got a double chin already, while it didn't yet happen to me.
Add to that a face that looks like I'm always pissed, and you get an appearance scary enough to make other people avoid you.

>> No.6478990

I'm literally a lardass. All my lard goes to my ass. My ass is fucking huge.

>> No.6478994

My BMI is 18.6, I guess that's considered around normal.

I'm pretty proud of it because I'm naturally a really skinny guy. I can wrap my thumb and index finger around my wrists and still have a lot of free space between my wrist and fingers.

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