/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Unnamed Anonymous Youkai No.]

Okay. Let's try that again.
Rumia lifted Mystia's arms, exposing her soft, hairless armpits. She dragged her sharp claws over the skin gently, goosebumps immediately springing up as soon as she made contact with a patch of skin. Mystia wriggled around, stifling pained giggles as Rumia drummed on her skin with her nails. Mystia's nipples flushed and hardened, Rumia didn't overlook this. She slid her hands to cup Mystia's small breasts. She rolled them around in her hands, then squeezed those little red nipples gently. Mystia jumped in Rumia's lap, a choked moan drawn out of her as Rumia tweaked her nipples back and forth, sending shivers up and down her spine. "Oooohhh... Don't pinch them! Aa-ah..." Mystia's wings lowered down, her feathers stood up on end, Rumia once again buried her face into the softly scented feathers, pressing them apart, licking the pale skin underneath, savoring the oils and taste of her lover. She quickly nipped at a piece of skin, drawing a drop of blood, scooping it up with her tongue. The taste was fantastic..
Does Rumia:
[ ] Tease Mystia to a shaking mental orgasm
[ ] Eat out Mystia in more ways than one
[ ] Scream like a little girl
[ ] other

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Devour Mystia because she's hungry

[Anonymous No.]

[x] You must feed. Take a large chunk out of Mystia's wing.

INB4 Aikido

[Anonymous No.]

An objective notebook comparison as of 4th July 2009

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The PC: Thinkpad T400

For $1,144.00 on Lenovo.com you get:

14.1" WXGA+ (that's 1440x900) backlit TFT
C2D @ 2.40GHz
4GB PC3-8500 DDR3
ATI 3470 256MB
250GB 5400RPM SATA
Vista Home Premium
Nine cell battery

----------------------------------------------------

The Mac: Macbook Pro

For $1,499.00 on Apple.com you get:

13" WXGA (that's 1280x800) backlit TFT
C2D @ 2.53GHz
4GB PC3-8500 DDR3
NVIDIA 9400M 256MB
250GB 5400RPM SATA
OSX

----------------------------------------------------

The truth:

The Macbook Pro costs over $350 more but offers no
real-world advantages other than a -very- slightly
faster CPU. A significant disadvantage is that the
screen is actually smaller with a lower resolution.
With regards to OSX, a retail version could be
purchased with savings made, still leaving you with
money to spare.

The Thinkpad is a truly enterprise-class product
(this includes standards of service and support)
renowned for its amazing build quality/robustness
and having literally the best notebook keyboard
ever. If it's "status" you're after, I would like
to point out that they are used during NASA space
missions almost exclusively. (I believe this also
serves as a statement on overall reliability.)

I am not anti-Apple, but buying a Mac at this time
simply cannot be justified, especially for a
business user or student.

[Anonymous No.]

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.

Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.

As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizzare combat abilities of all the units. They're retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.

3 out of 10.

[Unnamed Anonymous Youkai No.]

k, well, i'll try when this fag's not around
brb, touhouproject

[Anonymous No.]

JUST AS PLANNED EXPECTED. No wait, the wishes come true thing was just acting. Or was it? Knowing Key they’ll make a silly plot device out of it, I CAN FEEL IT.

The collection of Really Generic Harem Girls Key Style is now complete. (Or is it!?) We have:

* The moé main heroine with a “weak body” (will we ever get an explanation for this mysterious disease?)
* The violent, most likely tsundere girl
* The mysterious martial-arts skilled cool girl
* The good and nice class president girl
* The silent genius girl, and finally
* The token dumb loli-like girl.

IMAGINATIVE, ISN’T IT! Most of these are carbon copies of the Kanon girls (durr, as if anyone would be surprised). Someone was already starting to hope Tomoya would end up with [someone who isn’t Nagisa]. Oh how silly, harem rule #1: the main character will always end up with the first girl he meets and who is first in the OP. If a harem show breaks this rule it’s called an interesting and innovative plot twist (see the Shuffle debacle).
Also, what the christ is with Tomoya? Is he some kind of schizophrenic? HAY I HATE MY FATHER AND I’M REALLY BITTER BUT I’M WALKING AROUND SCHOOL BEING NICE TO CUTE GIRLS JUST BECAUSE A MAN’S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN’S GOTTA DO.

[Anonymous No.]

A game 100% without NTR are so boring. Sometimes, I play pure love games without NTR, but, games with some kind of NTR are ALWAYS much more interesting than games without any NTR. The best thinhg in NTR is the "suspense" the excitement resulting from uncertainty, why happened the NTR ? Why the girl that you love betrayed you ? What will happens next ? How will become the relationship of the girl and the protagonist after the NTR ? the apprehension, the anxiety that you fell while you are playing a NTR game are UNIQUE. NTR games NEVER are boring.

1- You can imagine the woman that you love sucking the penis of other guy in the front of your eyes ?

2- You can imagine the penis of other guy being inserted in the vagina of the woman that you love, and shooting sperm inside of her ?

3- You can imagine the woman that you love screaming of pleasure and happiness while are making sex with other man in the front of your eyes ?

This is the soul of NTR.


Jealousy is the most stronger human feelings. Because of jealousy, some people kill other people, and sometime kill themselves ( suicide ) . Not exist any other human feeling that can bring up so much tragedy and sadness. For instance, Is very rare a husband commit suicide becasue his wife is dead. However, is common a husband commit suicide when he found out that his wife is betraying him. And sometimes, he kill his unfaithful wife before to commit suicide. Unfortunately, at least in Brazil, this happens a lot. This is terrible.

Then, to play with this kind of stronger feelings in a innofensive game is for sure a experience unique and awesome. Becasue of this, I like so much NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475613
bumpin' a FHC thread.

A example of it is the game TRIANGLE BLUE:
http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80779

This game is a AWESOME NETORARE GAME ! ( too bad just 20% of the game is voiced )

The protagonist is impotent ( cannot have sufficient erection to insert the girl and make sex ). His girlfriend become sad with this. Her childhood friend say that is HER FAULT because she not know how to give pleasure for a man, because of her lack of sexual experience. Then, what happens ? Her childhood friend offer to teach to her how to become a debauchery woman to give pleasure to her boyfriend and make a happy sexual life with him. and the girl agree with this !

Is so awesome ! her thinking in some scene: "now have other man instead of Asato touching my body ... Asato forgive me... But, this is for your good sake... I want to learn how to give to you pleasure..."

In other scenes she think: "Asato forgive me, I am making sex with other man instead of you, but, I will cum ! I will cum ! kimochiiiii !"

I love it ! I love to see the guilty feeling of the heroine because her is betraying the protagonist ! I love this drama, she feeling bad because this "forbid desire" is giving to her SO MUCH PLEASURE !

About rape, I like to see her guilty feeling as well. I love whem she say " I am dirty now, my body was touched by other man instead of you... Other man come inside of me.. I feel that disgusting thing inside of me... I am dirty now, please, forgive me..."

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

are you really going to spam for 300 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475581
[x] Bite Mystia arounf the neck and nipples enough to draw a little bit of blood. Watch as if flows down her petite body observing with a seductive smile, proceed to lick/suck it better and work your way down to the vaginal area then eat mystia out.
[x] Ask Mystia to take off your ribbon (No I am not bad ending this but in some fanon EX rumia ages when this happens so lets have some mature on loli. That and Rumia can use her abilities to add to the moment like making the shadows fondle Mystia as she is eaten out.)

[Anonymous No.]

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: Merry Christmas, sonny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475606
I'm always around.

I don't think you get it though, your threads are against the rules. No roleplaying and no CYOA allowed on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475622
I spam until people stop posting then I stop.

And I start again if people decide to start posting after I'm done.

But OP gave up so that's gonna be it for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475606
You can post on /at/
But that does mean less voting from me as i am Random anon. the Butthurt Bastard of THP rumored to have tens of thousands of proxies at his disposal.

>in b4 cool story bro

[Unnamed Anonymous Youkai No.]

>>6475631
Why would you waste your fucking time looking for my threads, even if it's just to run a script, ditch the thread, and let the spambot do it for you? One day your sorry fat ass will have to go to the bathroom, there'll be a rattlesnake in the toilet. Good job, you just got two fatal venom injections on your ballsa- what the hell have i done
here, have more yummy eye licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475657
Dear God, your autism is off the scales.

I'm wasting my time because I hate shitposters. Take your CYOA shit somewhere else, it's not allowed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475657
Apart from Erotic Writing do you do other CYOAs?

It'd be nice to have someone of your uh..."Creative mind"
On THP doing some story realating to EX rumia.
Just a thought Hell i'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475684
lol

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

[Anonymous No.]

durr hurr hurr, i'm whiteknighting an image board because I don't like what's posted on it instead of finding a different board
...no anon, you ARE the cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475684
Oh i Get it, he's a /jp/ Troll known as a white troll cell.
Any foreign anon that comes within contact is dealth with in the most severe manner as they cannont stand breaching of the rule even though 4chan's moderators rarly do anything that contribute to make the site better for its users the yact as though that uholding the law of the site actually means somethinf and some even consider themselfs proud of doing so.

your just doing this for fun and because this thread isn't relevant to your interests arn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475716
Who dicked up my post?
oh yeah me.

I should really stop doing this in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475716
Average person who likes Touhou fanfiction and CYOAs.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: autists call other autists autistic and think they don't belong here for being too autistic

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6475733

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475726
And?
what about it?

Last time i checked i wans't someone who sees a thread and goes, I AM THE LAW. And over trolls something.
Allow me to tell you something very important. I tried this shit with THP and you know what happened? soon after the site Plunged into Chos. They banned me but there security sucks ass so i use proxies to post i even caused the death of On the buiesness end, due to my shitposting on thread 3 of the story.

TL;DR That shit will not work on 4chan. Ever.
Get out now.

[Unnamed Anonymous Youkai No.]

>>6475696
It's possible I might do that. A long story would take, well, a long time. Juggling school and farm work, it's pretty hard to sit down and write unless it's the middle of the night. In the meanwhile, here's the link to my thread on THP. http://www.touhou-project.com/at/res/8863.html
Also, more eye licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475746
Go away Random Anon. No one cares. Not here, not at THP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475836
I care.

[Anonymous No.]

cannibals cannibalizing cannibals

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are just as bad as RP threads, and they were always deleted when the meido was around. Instead of bitching and saying to take it somewhere else, YOU should take it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

NEEDS MORE COPY PASTA, KEEP IT GOING.

[Unnamed Anonymous Youkai No.]

>>6475848
CANNIBALS CANNIBALIZING CANNABIS

[Anonymous No.]

Even though I detest Rumia porn and am glad this thread met this fate, I appreciate you making it Rumia and Mystia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475865
>i am the /jp/ police
>if i don't like something imma spam it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475934
There's already a perfectly good site for this shit. Go use it. It's not unpopular, and in any case popularity is actually a BAD thing for these sort of threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475944
>i am the /jp/ police
>if i don't like something imma spam it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6475934
There's already a perfectly good site for this shit. Go use it. It's not unpopular, and in any case popularity is actually a BAD thing for these sort of threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6476058
>i am the /jp/ police
>if i don't like something imma spam it