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This is a girl's best friend, just about every Japanese woman uses it. Do you have it?

>> No.6474997

I bet most of you thought it was a mic at first.

>> No.6474998

Is it a magic wand? It looks like a wand.

>> No.6475004 [DELETED] 

what the hell is that thing?

>> No.6475002

>>6474998

Wingardium Leviosa!

/swish_and_flick

>> No.6475003

Why yes, I love singing.

>> No.6475005

>>6474997
You mean it's not? I thought this was a karaoke joke.

>> No.6475007

I had always thought those were back massagers.

>> No.6475008 [DELETED] 

vibrator

>> No.6475014

Of course I have one, I'm a Japanese woman.

>> No.6475017

Admit it. This is what you thought of when you saw PlayStation Move.

>> No.6475020
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6475020

>>6475004
>>6475008
reported

>> No.6475021

>>6475017

You are the millionth person to make a Playstation Move/Vibrator joke.

I'm frustrated.

>> No.6475023
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6475023

That syringe looks pretty dull.

>> No.6475029

I don't really understand toys that don't penetrate. Can a female not just rub her clit? Or take a shower with a detachable showerhead or something?

>> No.6475032

Fact: 1 out of 2 AVs uses it.

>> No.6475033

>>6475021

Damn it. That was my first too, and I've been preparing it in secret ever since E3. All for nothing.

>> No.6475036

>>6475029
They can rub their clits themselves, but using this is waaaaay faster so it probably feels better. I'll never know.... ;_;

>> No.6475040
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6475040

I wonder how much of /jp/ thinks that would feel good in their ass?

>> No.6475044

>>6475029
Vaginal penetration is highly overrated. The outside > the inside.

>> No.6475059

Lend it to a female and you'll never see it again. Just a word of warning if you intend to buy this.

>> No.6475061

>>6475044
So they say.

>> No.6475070

>>6475040
but isnt the tip like, the size of a fist?

>> No.6475074
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6475074

>>6474992
HONTO NI?!??

>> No.6475076

>>6475044

Having something filling them up is very psychologically rewarding, though.

>> No.6475083

>>6475070
>Implying /jp/ isn't hardcore gay.

>> No.6475094

>>6475076
That's very insightful and true.

>> No.6475100

>>6475076
This is true with anal, at least. I wish I had a vagina but alas

>> No.6475127
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6475127

;_;

>> No.6475150

>>6474992
I hate these stupid things, and those little vibrating pellet/egg things that are also commonly used. Toys are lame in H-scenes. I feel like it's a waste of an H-scene.

>> No.6475157

>>6475150

You obviously never used a toy or seen it in action.

>> No.6475341

>>6475127
;_;

>> No.6475382
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6475382

>>6475127
I've had pretty nice anal experiences, to the point where my legs were shaking for an hour. I still have yet to have a full on anal orgasm though (I don't really do anal play much), but if/when I do I'll probably make this face

>> No.6475397

My orgasms (I'm a guy) have been getting increasingly shittier the past year. It's gotten to where I no longer want to masturbate and even find the act boring and redundant.

>> No.6475404

>>6475397
Try anal.

>> No.6475416

>>6475382
Show me your ways.
Lately I've been fingering my asshole but for some reason that turns me OFF and I lose my erection. Then I get frustrated, which doesn't help at all.

And the times when I didn't lose my erection, I masturbated wile fingering my asshole, the orgasm wasn't even that good compared to a normal one (without anal play).

SHOW ME YOUR WAYS. MY LEGS WISH TO SHAKE AND QUIVER

>> No.6475426

quality thread
take this to /g/

reported. enjoy your permaban.

>> No.6475435

>>6475416
The problem here is you are using your finger. Find a smooth dick-shaped object (slender too since you are a beginner), lube it up, and try that. Icecubes are nice too, just make sure you get the sharp edges off (popping it in your mouth for a bit usually does it, and lubes it too)

>> No.6475436

>>6475007
>I had always thought those were back massagers.

They are, sort of. A lot of vibes are marketed that way.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BZYGWQ
Read the product description. It could not be winking any harder.

>> No.6475439

>>6475404
No

>> No.6475440

>>6475397
Exercise some, drink more water, and only masturbate one day out of the week or so. Make sure you don't orgasm too quickly.

>> No.6475446

>>6475397
Do this

http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/67_love_tip.html

kegel workout routine. Your orgasms become much stronger, and consistently stronger.

>> No.6475447

>>6475439
Well anal is great so you are really missing out!

>> No.6475462

Got any anal tips for a beginner?

>> No.6475470

>>6475416
Aneros prostate massager line and I guess the Rude Boy is good too. Get an aneros, plenty of lube and masturbate until you go blind.

>> No.6475471

>>6475462
Shit first, start small, use lots of lube, don't force anything. Also remember how enjoyable it is is largely mental, so if you aren't really in the mood or don't really wanna do it you probably won't enjoy it

>> No.6475474

>>6475462
Don't get poop under your fingernails.

>> No.6475479

>>6475440
>Exercise some
I exercise alot actually. It's become one of my.....hobbies.
>drink water
Is 8-10 16.9oz a day too much?
>masturbate
Haven't done it in two weeks. Really don't feel the need to at all.

>> No.6475480

What are some exercises I can do to give myself as feminine a figure as humanly possible?

>> No.6475495

>>6475479
2 weeks!?

God, I can't remember the last time I went without masturbating for a single day.

>> No.6475497

>>6475480
Fat burning exercises to get slim and female hormones to get fat in the right places

>> No.6475505

>>6475497

And squats to get DATASS.

ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU FORGET THE SQUATS

>> No.6475520

If I don't masturbate at least once every few days I'm prone to wetdreams

>> No.6475522

>>6475505
Oatssssss

>> No.6475529

>>6475462
Don't use oily lube. Oily stuff smears around and gets on things and doesn't wipe off easily, and cleanliness is key here. I would not use sex toy lube either, I tried Pepee once and it dried out and chafed my asshole raw.

>> No.6475531

>>6475522

All good little girls love oatmeal.

>> No.6475552

>>6475505
>>6475522
>>6475531
Oatz are for beginners. Real men make eatz.

Also, squats = chicken legs. CDs with chicken legs = ew.

Feminine figure, do >>6475497. Lots of cardio.

>>6475479
How long is your average fapping session?

>> No.6475559

>>6475552

>Also, squats = chicken legs.

doin it rong

>> No.6475573

>>6475559
>he thinks squats don't work your quads

Ahahahahaha.

No but really, the kid should just run or swim or something.

ELLIPTICAL MACHINE, BRO.

>> No.6475586

>>6475573

>my face when you implied that is the only area it targets
>mfw i had no face

lawl. anyway, swimming is great, I used to do that when I was still in school. +1

>> No.6475616

it's like I'm really on /fit/

>> No.6475625

>>6475616
/jp/ is fitter than /fit/

>> No.6475626

real girls are so boring when they masturbate. no one wants to watch you rub your clit for 15 minutes you stupid bitch. if they don't penetrate themselves there's nothing to see. women have no concept of showmanship.

>> No.6475629

>>6475573
I don't know how to swim and have a deathly fear of water over my eyes.

>> No.6475630

>>6474992
the new ps3 control will be the best friend

>> No.6475634

Good gift for a woman?

>> No.6475650
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6475650

A little girl like Saber?

I recommend pullups, deadlifts and standing presses.

>> No.6475669

Protip:
Females cum harder if the inside of their vagina is stimulated with pressure.
read: a huge cock

>> No.6475703

>>6475669
Women like big dicks.
For more bombastic news, tune in at 11.

>> No.6475711

>>6475669
Which is why mine will never be making any appearances.

>> No.6475717

>>6475435
I shoved a whole bunch of ice cubes up my ass and I came so fucking hard. I could also feel my asshole twitching on it's own for like an hour

>> No.6475736

>>6475127
Depending on you imagination, maybe you can

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ebhf46u6

>> No.6475742

>>6475736
Is this that hypnosis shit? All I could think about while doing that was how ugly she is in real life

>> No.6475750
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6475750

What music does /jp/ fap to?

I usually put on some goreshit, or some touhouse. If I'm in the mood to take my time, I might put on something like DJ Krush.

>> No.6475753

>>6475750
Piano jazz

>> No.6475755

>>6475750
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCM-hG5GjlY
You're welcome.

>> No.6475756

>>6475750
I don't fap to any music unless the bgm of whatever hentai I'm fapping to counts

>> No.6475760

>>6475717
Not sure if troll.

I am intrigued but don't want to end up killing myself. yet

>> No.6475762

>>6475742
That not Isabella Whaletine, it's a different girl who isn't annoying.

>> No.6475768

>>6475760
Not troll, it's totally safe. The only problem is your asshole might sting from having to shit out all the melted ice

>> No.6475772

>>6475760
Seems like some newfag here doesn't know about the epoch making video of a certain tomboy-chan that has inspired generations of kids to experiment with ice cubes.

>> No.6475775

>>6475669
>>6475703
>>6475711
I read lots of female blogs and forums. Why? To remind myself as to why 2D is better.

Anyway, the ideal penis most women agree upon is.......8" long and 6" thick (diameter). Yeah, this is true. Just reading some of the comments in one of the thread this was all stated in made me disappointed of women even more.

>"8-9 long minimum and 6 minimum around. Must have good stamina too. I cannot stand a man that cannot last or continue for at least a good 20 minutes. I have refused to have sex with men less this size and state my preference up front to them."

And I demand my women have an IQ of 165,000 and be 2D. Oh wait.....

>> No.6475781

>>6475772
I have that video of tomboychan saved.

It's because of that video that I was suspicious since it might be a troll meme or something.

>> No.6475782

>>6475775
>8" long

>6" thick (diameter)
>6 minimum around

captcha: Laterice lol,

>> No.6475786

>>6475750
Thanks, bro.

DDL for anyone else into this kind of thing:
http://www.mediafire.com/?gpedbv3u3s1xzhm

Also, a classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knMIWcJSEWY

>> No.6475793

>>6475775
I hope you're just confused about what "diameter" means and that you don't really think a dick with a diameter of 6'' is possible.

>> No.6475795

>>6475793
Don't patronize me boy. I'll fuck your shit up.

>> No.6475798

>>6475781
do tell of where to obtain this video good sir.

>> No.6475800

>>6475786
Meant to reference >>6475755 regarding DDL

>> No.6475842

>>6475798
I'd like this too

>> No.6475847

>>6475793
A 6" diameter penis would be hilarious.

>"Come 'ere girl! Imma break your vagina!"

>> No.6475874

>>6475847
Apparently 4 1/2" is doable.
http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=324&category_id=66

>> No.6475910

>>6475750
Tokyo Jihen

>> No.6475931

What would happen if I used one of those on my penis

>> No.6475963

my dick is 6" long and 6" circumfrence

is this good y/n

>> No.6475974

>>6475963
You will never stick it inside a living human so he gives a shit.

Also, reported.

>> No.6475977

>>6475931
I've read of people doing this. Supposedly it feels pretty good.
Stimulation is stimulation.

>> No.6475983

>>6475963
My dick is a perfect 6" cube

>> No.6475990

>>6475931
It makes for a very intense orgasm.

>> No.6475993

>>6475736
I went into this one trying to be participative as possible. I shat bricks at 12:33 after she counts down, though. The audio kind of changes, adding a little bit of white noise in the background, and she goes "Very good." Eyes went wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open. For anyone that's curious, it's a legitimate session, no bad tricks. It's definitely kind of creepy, though.

>> No.6476013

>>6475993
So...did it work?

>> No.6476022

>>6476013
She's pretty good at inducing relaxation. It probably needs multiple attempts, though. I lost all chances of at the point I mentioned.

>> No.6476023

>>6475974
i will... just ask yo momma

fucking owned

>> No.6476031

>>6476023
/jp/ - 3rd Grade Nigger Comebacks

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