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Hey /jp/, since many of you are lazy, shut-ins, but fairly intelligent, have any of you figured out how to make some easy money? Would you like to share? I know some of you get $1000 a month disability benefits for your "conditions".

>> No.6468386

graphic design

>> No.6468388

Work

>> No.6468393

>>6468386
Aren't there a shittons of faggots doing that so it's rather hard to find work?

>> No.6468389

Studying in a socialist country gives me $1000/month.

>> No.6468392

>month disability benefits
I wish I qualified for that.

>> No.6468398

>>6468392

If you're on /jp/ there's a good chance you might.

>> No.6468413

I don't even know where to go to even try to pass off I have a disability.

>> No.6468420

>>6468398
Nope. While I have extreme depression and anxiety, I apparently have had to worked for the last four years in order to qualify or some bullshit. No disability for me.

>> No.6468422

You lazy fuckers. I qualify for full disability and I still drag my ass to work every day, so my taxes can pay you assholes to sit around and cry about your ass burgers.

...

>> No.6468423

>>6468422

Lol, you jelly?

>> No.6468429

>>6468422
Don't be mad because you lost to the system.

>> No.6468430

>>6468422
Yeah, me, too. I only I don't have a job, so I'm just futilely trying to get one every day.

>> No.6468431

>>6468422

I'm pretty sure my mental afflictions are more crippling than your missing pinky.

>> No.6468443

>>6468431

>I qualify for full disability

mental afflictions + missing pinky > mental afflictions

>> No.6468451
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6468451

I work because manga and anime merch is expensive.

Luckily, I went to Tsinghua and have a degree in professional gardening.

>> No.6468455

>Tsinghua
>Gardening

wat

>> No.6468458

>>6468422
Your disability must not be very crippling if you can get to work. I don't qualify for it and I can't get my ass to work no matter how much I try. Funny how that works.

>> No.6468461

>>6468451
You can get degrees for gardening work?

WHERE CAN I APPLY

>> No.6468463

>>6468422
Thanks for paying taxes so we can take it easy, normal.

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6468469

>>6468455
>>6468461
Architecture and Botanics.

You´d be surprised how much drawing golf courses I stole from golf vidya pays.

>> No.6468471

>>6468393
It's very easy to find work.
Yes there are a shitton of people doing it but remember, most of them are retards in Kingdom Hearts shirts who dropped out of Video Game Design class at their local community college.

If you can prove that you have good English comprehension, an awareness of deadlines, enthusiasm, and are easy to work with, you'll rise up past all the pretenders pretty quickly.

At my last job my boss was constantly asking me if I knew any skilled graphic designers looking for work.

>> No.6468472

>>6468393
I have a diploma (somehow).
I can't find work.
Because I don't actively try to get a job, there are 4 jobs that I could currently get. Being a NEET is too much fun.
I guess it depends from where you are.

>> No.6468483

I walked out midway through the last job interview I went to because I couldn't take it.

I've been supposed to send someone a postcard for a while now, but I've been putting it back because if I go to the post office and they don't have any, I'll just feel ashamed and leave trying to hold back my tears.

I'm too scared of seeing a psychiatrist, so I can't get free government money.

>> No.6468479

>>6468471
>It's very easy to find work.
Depends on where you live.

>enthusiasm, and are easy to work with
This disqualifies a LOT of /jp/.

>> No.6468485

>>6468469
I just googled Tsinghua, how the fuck did you even get in there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsinghua

>> No.6468487 [DELETED] 

>>6468485
A lot of /jp/ers are smart. I got into MIT.

I dropped out because I am an utter failure.

>> No.6468492 [SPOILER] 
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6468492

You guise are just too dumb for nepotism.

Government worker reporting in.

Watch anime in office all day, buy pot from co-workers who got in through knowing people too and browse 4chan.

>> No.6468524

>>6468483

Get a friend or family member to got o the psychiatrist for you and tell them about your condition.

>> No.6468530

Why would I want money? The govenment sends me some every month, but I have no use for it.

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6468533

>>6468483
>>6468492
Living the dream.

>> No.6468535

I should send resumes for a couple of positions but I feel too much social anxiety at the thought of interacting with another human being through mail.

>> No.6468536

>>6468533
That picture right there
That is my dream

>> No.6468542

>>6468536
You want to be a bad girl?

>> No.6468547

>>6468393

depends on how picky you are about the work you take. if you're not opposed to doing newsletter layouts and junkmail circulars, there's plenty of work to be found. (at least around seattle, there is.)

that shit paid my bills until i finally landed a gig at this market-research company which has a very take-it-easy work ethic. $50k/year is enough for me to get by but if i were more ambitious i could be doing freelance on the side.

there's much "cooler" work out there but it takes awhile to get in the door. especially if you're a dropout like me.

>> No.6468550

I work just for the money. Merch is expensive as fuck and I don't think I could afford the amount I buy on disability. Shit sucks.

>> No.6468570

I gamble for my income, having strong luck is the best. Usually get $1000 a week all tax free.

>> No.6468848

forex

>> No.6469349

Forex, Ad-Sense fraud, monthly disability tugboat, leeching of parents.

>> No.6469372

I work a Real Job

>> No.6469379

>>6469349
>ad-sense fraud
Do tell.

>> No.6469406

>>6469379
Clicking ads, I'd guess.

>> No.6469429

Graduated, been looking for a job, and can't find one that isn't complete shit. NEET.

>> No.6469436

>>6469429
What degree? Hope you're not a lawyer.

>> No.6469531

Would anyone mind explaining how to go about getting free government monies for my "condition"?

>> No.6469544

>>6469531
See a psychiatrist, ask him right away about how you can get money.

>> No.6469553

>>6469531
Basically you have to have pre-existing evidence of a condition. Get your parents to start taking you to a psychologist, now. Make regular visits, they'll probably diagnose you as depressive or social anxiety or something. Maybe get some meds for it.

After a year or two, if you can provide valid medical records, you can approach a government social worker and start negotiating about welfare. It's not something you can land overnight, at least not in the US.

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