Speaking Japanese like Kenshiro

[Anonymous No.]

I have been learning to read and write Japanese and have been getting ready for my trip to Japan. I am not a big anime/manga guy but I do love Fist of the North star. So I pay a lot of attention to the way Kenshiro and Raoh speak and my accent is fairly similar to theirs.

Am I going to come off as threatening or rediculous. Will I at least be amusing or will it actually be seen as cool?

[ロリあき No.]

YOu're going to come off as impolite, but you're a filthy gaijin so they'll tell you you're doing great even if they find it insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468179
truth

captcha: Holy/LARRY reavaly

[Anonymous No.]

Most Japanese men are effeminate and terrified of non-asians, they will probably shit their pants if you speak threateningly and are more than five foot seven.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you look the part? If yes, then yeah you're probably going to have some fans.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here... I'm 6'8" and very manly. I guess at this point I might as well just take over Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468203
They will probably contrive an excuse to run away and/or call the cops/security

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, so then I rip off my shirt to reveal my manly muscles and a temporary tattoo of seven scars on my chest. Any chance of things going my way on this?

[Anonymous No.]

OP if someone calls themselves manly, chances are. They AREN'T. You should know. Its a dude rule. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468264
And the men of Fist of the North Star let their tears flow freely when they are filled with passion, sadness or rage. We men of Hokuto are above your silly dude rules.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU WA SHOCK!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468272
Dude. You're not even Japanese. There is noe WE. There never was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468290

You do not need to be Japanese to learn the ways of Hokuto.

Plus Kenshiro is basically an 8 foot tall Sylvester Stallone mixed with Bruce lee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468370

man, he totally looks like stallone. why did i never notice that before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468383
It is a mystery. Also OP, post this this thread in /trv/ or /lang/ instead, it would fit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>Am I going to come off as threatening or rediculous. Will I at least be amusing or will it actually be seen as cool?

You're going to come off like a belligerent muslim immigrant in Europe.

If you're good at playing the field then it could get you laid like crazy though, the guy who runs J-list read fist of the north star religiously and ended up talking like that.

[Anonymous No.]

At the end of every sentence tilt your head backwards and a little to the side while going "あぁ?".

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou Hijack?....

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468203
>I'm 6'8"

you could use the most polite and humble speech and you would still scare most Japanese shitless.

I am 6'3 and was (jokingly) talking very aggresive to my female friend and some Japanese guys must have overhead my obviously gaijin accent and looked at us, then immediately turned around and walked away quite briskly, They must of thought after I was done feasting on japanese girl blood I would come after them or something.

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>>6468513
I'm just curious how do you type the small a.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468203

No one who watches anime is manly. Sad truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>6469074

That sounds like fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6469081
``xa'' in my IME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6469081
>>6469097
I use "la" because it makes me think of 'lil a.

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>>6468370

You forgot about Chuck norris and Jesus christ being in that mix, they were all playing Poker when the Nukes went off.