[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 427 KB, 843x1200, 1289779513858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6467655 No.6467655 [Reply] [Original]

I said "old hag" five times in the mirror and she didn't appear...

I guess it's because I've never 1cc'd a Touhou game. Why would she show herself to a lowly secondary like me? I need to train harder, but who here has successfully summoned a touhou into real life?

>> No.6467668

Protip: To some Yukari correctly, you need to strip off, blindfold yourself and tie your hands behind your back before call forth the "old hag".

>> No.6467672

You have to do it after completing a no death run of PCB on Lunatic, plus the Extra and Phantasm stages.

>> No.6467674

>>6467668
What? I'm fine with being naked and bound, but blindfolded? How do I know when she's appeared then?

>> No.6467680

ITT: pooshlmer escapees and escapist fuckwads.

>> No.6467683

>>6467674
He's just fucking with you. The real reason is because you weren't wearing a frilly enough dress, or your hat wasn't silly enough. Go order the most ridiculous EGL getup you can first. And make sure to say "old hag" in a condescending tone.

>> No.6467686

>>6467680
And bitchy /jp/-ers.

>> No.6467689

>>6467683 make sure to say "old hag" in a condescending tone.
This might be it actually. I probably sounded nervous as hell.

>> No.6467696

>>6467655
It wont work. Using portal gives you 100%. Standing in front of mirror doesnt work. Yukari is too lazy.

>> No.6467704

>>6467696 Using portal gives you 100%.
What does this mean?

>> No.6467710

>>6467704
That portal is best way to go to Gensokyo.

>> No.6467818

>>6467710
But I don't want to GO to Gensokyo necessarily, I just wanna give some touhous a whatsup.

>> No.6467825

but do you guys tell something like "Yukari Yakumo is old hag" or more like just "Old hag" ? Since how she can know that you just dont call some random person "old hag" and you adress her?

>> No.6467880

>>6467825
Because you imagine who you are trying to contact, so that's who hears it.

That's how mirror messages work, man.

>> No.6467928

>>6467880
Then that means you arent really contating her. You just imagine that.

>> No.6468206

>>6467928
Names are artificial constructs. The mirror doesn't care what you call her.

>> No.6468255
File: 223 KB, 1277x723, three_girls_laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6468255

>>6467655
>I've never 1cc'd a Touhou game
Yeah, I'm pretty sure beating Yukari's extra stage (without any Vsync cheats) is a requirement for this method. I'm waiting to beat every extra stage before this, I've only got 12, 10, 9 and 8 of the PC games left to do before I'm ready (I just hope she doesn't expect PC-98 clears as well).

>> No.6468534

Lets try to summon Yukari to anwser in this thread and help us move to genskyo!

>> No.6469680 [DELETED] 

QUALITY­ THREAD

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action