Subarashiki Hibi Translation

[William the Third !D4TYOpgWNQ No.]

Hello /jp/
It has come to my attention that Subarashiki Hibi is somewhat popular over in this little corner of the net. I have heard that quite a few people say that it is the best visual novel they've ever read. Well, to that, I say "Nonsense". And I will prove it to you all by translating the game for those who are too lazy to learn Japanese themselves.
There is, however, a catch. A very, very, very large catch.
1) I translate only one line per day
2) I will not be creating a patch, inserting text, etc etc
3) I will be posting the translated line on /jp/ at random times each day
Do keep in mind that you can always read the game yourself or wait for someone else to translate it and release a patch or something. Do not whine to me about my methods, as I do it to protect you from the Philosophical wank-fest that is Subarashiki Hibi.
Also, I am skipping the beginning text, as it's already translated somewhere online, I think.
Without further banter, here is the first line:
"Friday afternoon......."

[Anonymous No.]

>>6464920
oh jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

Too subtle.

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

You should team up with REtrans and the Editorashi / Hatsukoi / Fryabletrans crew to make the translation process as silly and useless as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking forward to seeing you on /jp/ for the next couple years

[Anonymous No.]

>>6464920
I smell a Moogy. Dude is an even bigger faggot than I thought he was, using reverse psychology like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6464920
You should translate the lines in random order, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6464920
>1) I translate only one line per day
See you in about 300 years.

[William the Third !D4TYOpgWNQ No.]

>>6464961
It's but a simple copy and paste the text once a day every day. To say this is time consuming is to compare Japanese food greater than English food. It isn't.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>6464977
<Masat01> uhhh moogy gonna moog, there is this guy on jp saying he'll tl one line of subahhibi a day...how fucking long will that take him?
<Tatari|JERK> About forever
<Moogy> around 200 years

>OH BOY CAN'T WAIT

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't help but report this thread
/jp/ is stupid enough without more trolling and idiocy

[Anonymous No.]

><Masat01>

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>6465032
Sorry, I'm too busy translating http://vndb.org/v1977

[Anonymous No.]

>>6465037
>Nyotai Kyouran

[Anonymous No.]

>>6465037
>>6465037
Why? Of all the things you could of chosen for your first translation, why this?

[Anonymous No.]

It'll take you around 160 years, do something like 5 lines a day.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>6465063
Because Izmos asked me to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6465037
>>6465047
sup /d/

>>6465063
he isn't actually going to translate it

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>6465079
o rly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6465064
He'd take 32 years to finish it then (based on your numbers) Ixrec will translate it by then, if the Tlwikier doesn't get on his way.

[Anonymous No.]

Love how trolls have finally learned to strike where it hurts, yet no one cares.