/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

There's a girl I know that I want to fuck how do I make her want to fuck me /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Catch the girl with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take her alive. Take her home. Poke out her eyes and put her in a small cage. Force-feed her oats and millet and figs until she has swollen to four times her normal size. Drown her in brandy. Roast her whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring her to the table. Place a cloth a napkin will do over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole girl into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6463838
>Implying /jp/ is not full of /v/irgins

[Anonymous No.]

Don't use a good image next time you shitpost please.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know about her, but I certainly want you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Crack a bear open with your beer hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Well first she has to have a penis in order to fuck you.

[ロリあき No.]

>girl I want to fuck
>asking /jp/
You aren't even trying.