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Do you accept y/n?

>> No.6457769

No, I only like loli Yuka.

>> No.6457767

N, I am gay and also a huge faggot.

>> No.6457770

>>6457767
This.

>> No.6457783
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>>6457764
What am I accepting?

>> No.6457785

>>6457764
I don't know. That looks like one of those newer or very old touhous. Would she eat/enslave/poison/consume me or something?

>> No.6457790

yes, my mistress!

>> No.6457795
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>>6457769

>> No.6457796

She is like a mother to me! I can't do that...well maybe just sleep.

>> No.6457802
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Y

If Yuuka wants something from me I'm okay with it.

>> No.6457806
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>>6457796
Its okay to play with your mother's tits.

>> No.6457817
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>>6457806
Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

>> No.6457823
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6457823

I would accept but I'm scared of the consequences.

>> No.6457824

I accept holding hands and cuddle.

>> No.6457854

You mean saying good night to her right? Of course, why not?

>> No.6457861
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6457861

I accept this joyous present wholeheartedly!

>> No.6457876

patchy is smelly :3

>> No.6457877

Implying you actually have a choice here. You'll end up in that bed whether you want it or not.

>> No.6457879

>>6457823
>>6457823
Having a child with Yuuka wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, would it?

>> No.6457884

>>6457879
;_;

It's not loading, but I already know what it is. Dat doujin.

>> No.6457888

>>6457884
... I am curious. Name?

>> No.6457890

>>6457888
The flower that Revolves with the sun

http://www.doujintoshokan.com/read/Touhou-dj-The-Flower-that-Revolves-with-the-Sun/U-MAD/0

Wait till it gets to the black and white pages.

>> No.6457904

>>6457877
She's one of the wimpiest Touhou bosses.

>> No.6457908

>>6457802
Even your life

>> No.6457912

>>6457904
That would be Kaguya. SHe is too damn easy.

>> No.6457914

>>6457912
I had an easier time beating Yuuka than Kaguya.

>> No.6457915

Actually it was a picture of Yuuka experiencing the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.6457930

>>6457904

I'd always pegged Yuka as having low blood pressure or something. It's obvious in LLS that she'd just rolled out of bed before the boss fights. Plus she's the boss in two consecutive stages. That's gotta wear someone down.

>> No.6457938

>>6457930
>pegged Yuuka
That's not what the word means, bro.

>> No.6457942

>>6457915
Oh. Oh well. I needed my daily dose of cute and sad anyway.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1832 for the monochrome pages if anyone's interested

>> No.6457944

>>6457938
It's a figure of speech.

>> No.6457954
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6457954

HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

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>>6457954

>> No.6458006

>>6457890
omg that was completely adorable!!!

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>>6457942
>that entire thing

>> No.6458253
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6458253

Do you accept y/n?

>> No.6458256

>>6458253
>Do you accept y/y?
That's how I see it.

>> No.6458261

>>6458253
Sure. How could I say I love her if I can't even drink her piss

>> No.6458267

>>6458253
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[x] HELL YES

>> No.6458272

>>6458253
That is not pee.

>> No.6458279

>>6458272
yes it is

>touhou piss book

>> No.6458294

>>6458279
nope, it's nectar and i'm the humming bird

>> No.6458545

Where can I find that comic about her being a good father and killing that kid?

>> No.6458559
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>>6458545

>> No.6458562

QUALITY THREAD­­­­­­

>> No.6458564

>>6458559
Thanks, I was looking for that forever, idk why i couldnt find it though

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>>6458559
I'd say!

>> No.6458598
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6458598

The inevitable result of saying "yes".

>> No.6459489
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6459489

>>6458598

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>>6458598
this is why i love her.

>> No.6459530

Very yes.

>> No.6459539
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Not that I was gonna say no, but does it even matter if I accept or not?

>> No.6459554
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>>6459539
it does not.

>> No.6459568
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>>6459554
Yeah, I didn't think so.

>> No.6459573

>>6459554
Don't trust her! She murdered Alice and stole her boots!

>> No.6459586
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>>6459573
Just look at her. She could never have done such a vile deed.

>> No.6459590

Maybe.But she was going to force me anyways, right?

>> No.6459591
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>>6459573
I don't give a fuck about Alice, but I do like her boots. I can't say I blame her.

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>>6458559
>>6458576
You missed this one
Wich is what will happen to you if you encountered Yuuka anyway.

Also, best arrange: Tie with "YU-MU" of "Kishida Kyoudan and The Akeboshi Rockets" and "Panorama Girls" by Buta-Otome"

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>>6459590
undoubtably

>> No.6459683
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>>6459573
I'd trust Yuuka with my life.

>> No.6459723
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>>6459683
Well It's not like you had a choice anyway.

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>>6459683
You sure bout that?

>> No.6459758

Accept? No.

Another crazy bitch. Just EXACTLY what I need in my life right now....

>> No.6459767

>>6459758
>Another
Out.

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>>6459723
I'd still do it anyway.
>>6459728
100%.

>> No.6459769
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6459769

Do you accept y/n?

>> No.6459785

>>6459767
>Out

Did I say that this crazy woman was in a relationship with me? Of course not. It's my mother you ignorant fool. Stop being so quick to judge Anonymous, you uptight, haughty self-centered curmudgeon.

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>>6459769
the 2 people i love the most.

My body is not ready.

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>>6459769
Yeah.
I have a feeling I'd ignore Yukari though.

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>>6459792
>ignore Yukari

Impossible.

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>>6459792
that seems like all talk.

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>>6459801
She just doesn't do it for me.

>> No.6459835
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>>6459815
That's fine. But I don't think Yukari would allow nor appreciate you ignoring her....

>> No.6459836

>>6459801
I don't understand why there isn't more of this sort of thing.

>> No.6459864
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>>6459835
I'm sure Yuuka could beat her up if the situation gets too awful.
I have a penis and I'm in Gensokyo, I'm in high demand around here. She wouldn't just let me get murdered.

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>>6459864
I do think yukari would win however. or just, snatch you away.

>> No.6459910
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>>6459891
But but but I wanna be with Yuuka...

>> No.6459911

>>6459864
>I have a penis and I'm in Gensokyo, I'm in high demand around here.

I don't whether to laugh or scoff.

>> No.6459916

>>6459864
>>6459891
>Yukari and Yuka, two beautiful youkai women, begin fighting over which one gets to bed you.

OH BOY!

>> No.6459942

>>6459864
You are forgetting that Yukari can gap out of gensokyo and get penis in real world.

Yuuka can't do that, so she'd fight over a man harder.

>> No.6459949

>>6459910
Oh you. It doesn't matter what -you- want.

>> No.6459964

>>6459942
>Yuuka can't do that, so she'd fight over a man harder.

Yuuka doesn't need a man though.

>> No.6459980

>>6459964
But I'm ridiculously awesome.
And I'm into gardening.

>> No.6459993

>touhou
>straight

heh, better hope you're a hot chick instead

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>>6459980
>gardening

You butcher of nature.

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>>6459997
But but they're sunflowers.
And I started it because of Yuuka...

>> No.6460039

>>6459785
Yandere mothers are the best.

>> No.6460040

>>6459997
Asian Yuuka is disgusting Yuuka.

Just like Sanae, Yuuka is best left on paper, because I don't think any race of human can pull off that look really well.

>> No.6460051

>>6460040
You need to look around for more Yuuka cosplay.
If you think that you haven't seen shit.

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>>6459864
Nope.

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>>6460040
This >>6460051
Still, I prefer my Touhous in paper...

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6461920

Why are Yuka's titts so big?

>> No.6461921
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>>6461920

Her "titts" are big because she is the embodiment of the four Seasons.

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>>6461920
Because I like her that way.

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>>6461920
because the children need milk.

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"I'm not crying.
I'M WEEPING MANLY TEARS, MADE OF SWEAT AND BLOOD!"

"This is not heart-breaking anymore, more like soul-crushing level."

>> No.6462886

>>6457942
"I'm not crying.
I'M WEEPING MANLY TEARS, MADE OF SWEAT AND BLOOD!"

"This is not heart-breaking anymore, more like soul-crushing level."

>> No.6462900

>>6461920
because she is full of life

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